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Funny story:  Top knobs' shagging caper banjaxes No 10 spin machine

Top knobs' shagging caper banjaxes No 10 spin machine

London - "This is the Brits' equivalent of the General Petraeus-Paula Broadwell scandal alright," a Pentagon cryptographer said today as the lurid details broke. "Both UK protagonists are well known to US military intelligence, we regularly sweep...
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Funny story:  Bedroom tax plans scrapped after the bedrooms at number 10 are counted

Bedroom tax plans scrapped after the bedrooms at number 10 are counted

David Cameron has been left with a quandary tonight when he discovered that should his government charge people for having a room they don't use, that Downing Street would be eligible to be taxed. "It turns out that every government owned building...
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Funny story:  Intruder Throws Prime Minister Through Window At Number 10!

Intruder Throws Prime Minister Through Window At Number 10!

The Prime Minister is recovering following an incident during the early hours of this morning in Downing Street when he was attacked by an intruder in his home. Thrown through a ground floor window the quick thinking Prime Minister then managed to st...
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Funny story:  David Cameron denies calling Nick Clegg a pleb

David Cameron denies calling Nick Clegg a pleb

Conservative toff Prime Minister David Cameron today furiously denied calling mild mannered Liberal Democrat Deputy Prime Minister Nick 'good egg' Clegg a pleb today after the Stun newspaper splashed the story on its front page. Yellow blooded ver...
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Funny story:  Leek found in Number 10 Downing Street

Leek found in Number 10 Downing Street

David Cameron was appalled last night to discover a leek in Number 10 Downing Street. The leek was discovered in the kitchens of the Prime Minister's home. "This is a travesty," said kitchen manager, Glen Williams. "I do not know how such a thi...
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Funny story:  David Cameron Accidentally Leaves Nick Clegg in the Peak District

David Cameron Accidentally Leaves Nick Clegg in the Peak District

The Prime Minister and the Deputy Prime Minister were in the Peak District for a slap-up lunch with business people who cannot be named. Afterwards, David Cameron was due to travel back to Downing Street in the same car as Nick Clegg. However, the ca...
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Funny story:  Out of the Drowning Street Closet!

Out of the Drowning Street Closet!

A press release from Drowning street confirmed the overnight rumours about Prime-minister Cameron and deputy Prime-minister Clegg. Whilst on a visit to San Francisco, Gay capital of California, in 2008 they were in fact married in a civil service. Th...
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Funny story:  Price For 'Dinner With The PM' To Be Reduced!

Price For 'Dinner With The PM' To Be Reduced!

The Prime Minister has announced that the £50,000 per head price being charged to have dinner with him at 'Number 10' is to be reduced to just £20,000. The decision to significantly reduce the dinner prices follows adverse publicity over the weeke...
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Funny story:  Downing Street cat caught up in second home scandal

Downing Street cat caught up in second home scandal

David Cameron's cat has been implicated in a second homes scandal. Claims have been made that he has been seen sleeping in the window of number 11 whilst allegedly claiming to live at number 10 Downing Street. A witness at number 11, who wishes to re...
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Funny story:  Sam, Cam, & The Seven-hundred-thousand Pound Plan

Sam, Cam, & The Seven-hundred-thousand Pound Plan

Here at Back and to the Left news we are dedicated to bringing you more examples of politicians pissing your money into the wind. Since playing a 1-1 draw with the Lib Dems at the 2010 general election, the home of the British Prime Minister has undergone a complete refurbishment. David Cameron has lost his battle to continue lying to the public about how much it cost for his wife's re-fit to 1...
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Funny story:  Andrew Coulson Received Food Parcels from News International - He Hated Sam Cam's Cooking

Andrew Coulson Received Food Parcels from News International - He Hated Sam Cam's Cooking

Further political embarrassment has been heaped on the Prime Minister David Cameron, as it has been revealed that during Andy Coulson's whole tenure as the Head of Communications for Downing Street, he was receiving regular food parcels from News of...
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Funny story:  Cameron Cock-a-hoop Over Allies Victory In Libya

Cameron Cock-a-hoop Over Allies Victory In Libya

A jubilant David Cameron was scarcely able to contain his excitement earlier this morning during a press conference that had been hastily called to discuss the overthrow of Libyan dictator, Colonel Gaddafi. The PM, flanked on either side by a claq...
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Funny story:  Big Cat to Clear Downing Street of Vermin

Big Cat to Clear Downing Street of Vermin

London, UK: After a number of complaints that Downing Street has become overrun with vermin, a big cat is to be brought in to remedy the situation. "We first started to see them around May of last year, skulking around in the shadows, but now they...
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Funny story:  New Downing Street mouser 'just another useless Tory fat cat'

New Downing Street mouser 'just another useless Tory fat cat'

London - (Paws 4 Thought): The fur is really flying today amid accusations the new No 10 pussy is yet another useless Tory fat cat. Worried vermin control operatives reckon the sumptuous centrally heated government HQ will soon see feline Larry s...
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Funny story:  Cameron hires 'Gay' Larry the Cat to deal with Downing Street vermin

Cameron hires 'Gay' Larry the Cat to deal with Downing Street vermin

London - (Claw Enforcement): A cat named after a Spoof writer has been hired by the Prime Monster to deal with Downing Street rats. 'Gay' Larry the Cat has been given his orders to rid Whitehall of a notorious vermin, known locally as 'Nick Clegg'...
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Funny story:  Downing Street ratcatcher wants to probe Sam Cam pussy

Downing Street ratcatcher wants to probe Sam Cam pussy

London - (Sinking Ship News): Is the seat of government really overrun with vermin spoonfeeding yet more deception to a gullible British public? Today's arrival of a pest control operative saw Downing Street officials' relief at the prospect of tr...
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Funny story:  Downing Street 'Plan B' to poison the Queen, flog off her asses (sick)

Downing Street 'Plan B' to poison the Queen, flog off her asses (sick)

London - (Hemlock News): Downing Street aides have denied an emergency 'Plan B' to poison the Queen. Cabinet Secretary Sir Gus O'Donnell was reported to have ordered a vile (sic) of arsenic to be mixed into HM's Whorelicks tonight. "That way we...
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Funny story:  Single House Blown Down in Freak Hurricane in Downing Sreet

Single House Blown Down in Freak Hurricane in Downing Sreet

LONDON - David Cameron, a public sector worker, was evicted by his home by Mother Nature. He had lived in the building since June with his wife and kids. "It's terrible!" he proclaims. "How on earth could this happen? You know, they say you're...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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