A lorry driver has been jailed for smuggling chocolate bars through the Port of Dover.
Richard Langford, 31, was caught with a staggering 5,000 kilos of Dairy Milk, 1,000 kilos of Galaxy and 3,000 U.S. Hershey's chocolate bars when he was stopped...
DOVER, Delaware - Delaware's senior Senator Preston Wybinski [R-Dover] has informed the members of the press that the state senate has just implemented an emergency bill.
The bill named The High School Chest Bumping Bill was mandated by the senate...
The gates to the shores of Great Britain were sensationally closed yesterday for over an hour, causing turmoil amongst incoming and outgoing travellers and throwing the transport system in to chaos - over a biro.
Port Authority employee Tony Weeks...
CAMBRIDGE, ENGLAND - Immortalized in lyrics and verse, the "White Cliffs of Dover" are an icon of English patriotism and nostalgia - a familiar landmark for returning travelers akin to the Statue of Liberty for Americans.
That is why there is cons...
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