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Oh, God, Bathroom Door in Friends' House Doesn't Lock

Funny story: Oh, God, Bathroom Door in Friends' House Doesn't Lock

CANTON, CT--Panic consumed area man Paul Erikson Sunday, upon discovering that the lock for the bathroom door inside friend Matt Hordiman's house was not operational. "Shit, now what am I gonna do?" A desperate Erikson was overhead saying to hims...

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Vaseline Still Better Than Ky-Jelly!

Funny story: Vaseline Still Better Than Ky-Jelly!

A company representative for a Research Firm that needed some door to door work got a volunteer who told them that he needed some exercise anyway and so he volunteered. After three doors being shut in his face, a lady in her late 20s came to the d...

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Health and safety update the banned list

Funny story: Health and safety update the banned list

Britain's Health and Safety Executive have recently updated their banned list or household items that are no longer allowed in public buildings. "The first item on the latest list," said Daisy Bump, chairman of the H&SE, "is welcome mats. Thes...

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My 'You Had to be there' Moments' W/e 25th August

Funny story: My 'You Had to be there' Moments' W/e 25th August

Monday Woke up late, go to unlock the door and check the (outdoor) post box. The key won't turn. Panic. Keep trying - nothing. Think about climbing out the window, or asking the neighbour who I've only met once, if I can go through their door. Eventually I get it open to much relief by not pushing the key in all the way! Wednesday Overheard Conversation Of The Week Girl to her fella "At the...

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Shock: Man's Exit Ruined By Door Closer

A local man's angry exit was ruined this evening, by a common manual surface mounted door closer. The man was entertaining visiting friends at his local pub, when the incident occurred. Barry Butress was drinking in The White Lion, when the con...

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Wiltshire police to charge door frame with assault of woman in custody

Funny story: Wiltshire police to charge door frame with assault of woman in custody

A Wiltshire door frame is expected to be charged with the actual bodily harm of a woman in custody after a policeman previously imprisoned for the act, was found not guilty on appeal. Sgt Mark Andrews, of Wiltshire Police, was filmed ushering Pame...

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Opening A Door Should Give You Right Of Way

Funny story: Opening A Door Should Give You Right Of Way

Opening a door towards you puts you at a disadvantage if you have some pushy person from the other side coming towards you who doesn't wait his/her turn. Most people when going through a doorway won't think much of this unless it happens to them b...

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Door Company asks Jehovah Witness to Test Doors

Funny story: Door Company asks Jehovah Witness to Test Doors

Warroad Minnesota - The Ames Door Company, entering its' 100th year of production this year, is recognized a national leader in the design and production of residential doors. Their premier product, the Diplomat, is a top-of-the-line Pennsylvania oak...

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The Door - And Why It Was Such Named

Funny story: The Door - And Why It Was Such Named

The door was invented in 649 AD by a Celtic haberdasher named, Isadore Thwack. Prior to his innovation, the portals of every edifice in the civilized world were open to the rain, the wind, and the occasional blood-thirsty marauder. According to the archives at the St. Benedict monastery in Norwich, Isadore, tired of having his wife and daughters ravished by every passing Viking, sought some devi...

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Those phone-ins

A queue formed last night at the BBC, ITV, C4 and SKY's boardroom doors, of producers waiting to confess to having run bent phone in competitions, and in fact any contact that TV and radio has ever had with the outside world by telephone turns out to be false.

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Disgruntled golfer complains to God!

Dear God, For most of my life I have made You part of my life. Really, I opened my doors and asked you in. I've been to Church regul...

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Salvation is ere

Many pickney have trod tru the doors of disya foundation and look up to see the Breddahs and Sistren an say "Farder are we deyah? Inna Mount Ziiion?" ...the answer is of corse "YES my sweet jildren, Welcome to the Sons of JAh!!"...

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