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Funny story: Pig pigs out at "Drunken Donuts"

Pig pigs out at "Drunken Donuts"

WHEN PIGS FLY, NJ - Police officers are famous for their fondness for doughnuts, and, recently, one of Winslow Township's finest showed his appreciation of the sweets in dramatic fashion--by ramming his cruiser--actually, an SUV--through the front wi...
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Funny story: A Sinkhole In Beverly Hills Swallows Up A Rolls Royce, A Bentley, and A Lamborghini

A Sinkhole In Beverly Hills Swallows Up A Rolls Royce, A Bentley, and A Lamborghini

BEVERLY HILLS - Sinkholes do not only occur in Florida as residents of Pink Flamingo Drive in Beverly Hills have just found out. Beverly Hills resident Ibbie Dollardrift who is a Hollywood movie stuntwoman said that she was in bed at 3 am when all...
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Funny story: Colorado's New Marijuana Law Results In The Colorado Springs Police Department Laying Off Half Its Police Force

Colorado's New Marijuana Law Results In The Colorado Springs Police Department Laying Off Half Its Police Force

COLORADO SPRINGS - The Colorado Springs City Council has just announced that they have decided to furlough half of the city's police officers. Council member Naomi Mittski, 28, who just got divorced this past week, told the news media that the cou...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Opens Up Kim's Succulent Donuts

Kim Kardashian Opens Up Kim's Succulent Donuts

BEVERLY HILLS - This past May, Kim Kardashian sold her restaurant that was located in Marina Del Rey. She said at the time that she hated having to sell Kim's Kozy Kitchen but it just became much too overwhelming. The KKK was noted for its Diet...
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Funny story: Alana Thompson AKA Honey Boo Boo Rolling In The Ca$h

Alana Thompson AKA Honey Boo Boo Rolling In The Ca$h

McINTYRE, Georgia - The TLC Network has just given the Thompson-Shannon family, who star in Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, a hefty raise from $5,000 per show to $15,000 per show. June "Mama" Shannon, who tips the scales at 307 pounds, told TV ClickerWo...
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Funny story: Blake Griffin Signs Dunkin Donuts Deal

Blake Griffin Signs Dunkin Donuts Deal

The NBA's new Doctor of Dunk has signed a deal with Dunkin Donuts worth a reportedly small pay out of $100, though offering Griffin all the free donut and coffee products he can consume for life. The extremely tall and noticeably non-flamboyant at...
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Funny story: Terror threat from midgets posing as kindergarten students: naked

Terror threat from midgets posing as kindergarten students: naked

Emmaus, PA, - As previously reported, yesterday the TSA responded to a terror incident at the 6th street elementary school in Emmaus. What appeared to be a simple terror incident is now clouded with possible teacher corruption. It has been reported...
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Funny story: Latest terror threat from midgets posing as kindergarten students

Latest terror threat from midgets posing as kindergarten students

Emmaus, PA - A bevy of emergency vehicles, on the triangle at 11 A.M today, are responding to a terror incident at the 6th Street Elementary School in Emmaus. Kindergarten students, ranging in ages from five to seven (repeaters) are lined up against...
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Funny story: America runs on Dunkin'? "Bullshit!" says Trucker

America runs on Dunkin'? "Bullshit!" says Trucker

HARFOLD, Vermont-Elwood "Elmer" Edwards requires very little while on the job. With country music favorites queued up on his iPod, once Edwards pulls onto an Interstate and shifts his 18-wheeler into high gear, he only needs one hand to steer, and th...
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Funny story: Al the Donut Maker Retires

Al the Donut Maker Retires

Phoenix AZ: Al the Donut Maker, a tireless worker for the Senator John McCain for President Republican Campaign in 2008, has retired. Al plans to live comfortably here, even though he is not rich enough to qualify for a tax on the wealthy. At his...
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Funny story: Dunkan Donuts' Secret Employee Prison Discovered and Toured

Dunkan Donuts' Secret Employee Prison Discovered and Toured

CANTON, Mass. - More employees of Dunkan Donuts, suspected of being part of a plot to funnel secret doughnut and coffee-making information to it's host of competitors, were arrested and jailed today, as part of a region wide crackdown on secret-leaka...
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Funny story: North Korea nuclear plant is only a Doughnut Factory

North Korea nuclear plant is only a Doughnut Factory

Washington: A US report that North Korea has built a new nuclear facility is apparently flawed. A re-examination of the report suggests rather, a giant doughnut factory is in place. Pyongyang's Dear Leader, Kim Jong-Il, is known as a huge doughnut ea...
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Funny story: NBA Unveils New "Slam Dunkin' Donuts" Food Line

NBA Unveils New "Slam Dunkin' Donuts" Food Line

NBA HEADQUARTERS, CALIFORNIA - As part of their Autumn product range, NBA Marketing have revealed the result of their new partnership with Dunkin' Donuts: a variety of basketball-inspired sugary treats. The tasty confections will be available in Dunk...
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Funny story: Ricky Martin poops donuts

Ricky Martin poops donuts

Puerto Rican singer Ricky Martin said in an interview with me that since he came out of the closet late last month that he has been really busy. "Everybody just want to have sex with me!" According to Mr. Martin's manager,...
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Funny story: Last Denver Donut Shop To Close, Police Don't Know What To Do With Their Time

Last Denver Donut Shop To Close, Police Don't Know What To Do With Their Time

Denver, Colorado has been called the most healthy city in the United States. It has more miles of bike trails, and the highest per capita sales of vitamins and nutritional supplements. Because residents are so concerned about their physical conditi...
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Funny story: Elvis Discovered in Donut Factory

Elvis Discovered in Donut Factory

Rumours fly in a small town, but secrets can be kept too. That's why Effingham, Illinois is ground zero for one of the biggest secrets of this new century. It all started over 10 years ago when a Creamy Crisp Donut factory was built in Effingham and...
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Funny story: Dough-nut holes to become larger due to Bilderburger stinginess

Dough-nut holes to become larger due to Bilderburger stinginess

SWITZERLAND Secret Chalet - The Bilderburgers held again a secret meeting; this one only one reporter was able to infiltrate. Follows my account, as the infiltrator-reporter. I cannot reveal my alias within the Bilderburger group. Financial shoc...
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Funny story: Appearance on Oprah Lands Kirstie Alley Donut Contract

Appearance on Oprah Lands Kirstie Alley Donut Contract

WINSTON-SALEM, NC - Maybe Kirstie Alley isn't a "perfect fit" for Jenny Craig anymore, but that's just fine with donut manufacturer Krispy Dunk. Inspired by her testimonial on Oprah's show Thursday, company executives negotiated a contract and signe...
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