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Marie Osmond In Psycho Ward!

Funny story: Marie Osmond In Psycho Ward!

It's apparently true. Marie Osmond has been sent to a psycho ward in order to try to get her son's suicide off her mind. Although a publicist for the family says that Marie could not sleep with only 25 sleeping pills and that that had caused the m...

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Marie Osmond Raising Eyebrows Among Other Things By Performing With Donny

Funny story: Marie Osmond Raising Eyebrows Among Other Things By Performing With Donny

Following the funeral after the tragic death of her son, Marie Osmond returned to the stage that night to perform with her brother, Donny, in Las Vegas. "I had to get out and shake a leg or I was going crazy", Marie told "The Blues Funk" magazine.

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Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Johnny Depp, Britney Spears, and Donny Osmond To Star In The Remake of "Bonnie & Clyde"

Funny story: Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Johnny Depp, Britney Spears, and Donny Osmond To Star In The Remake of "Bonnie & Clyde"

HOLLYWOOD - Sand Castle Pictures in association with MGM has just announced that they have signed Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens to star in the remake of the Warren Beatty - Faye Dunaway depression days outlaw classic Bonnie and Clyde. Noted Italia...

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Donny Osmond Wins The 2009 Dancing With The Stars Championship!

Funny story: Donny Osmond Wins The 2009 Dancing With The Stars Championship!

Hollywood - Kelly Osbourne took third place, Mya took second place, and Donny "The Stormin' Mormon" Osmond won the title of the 2009 Dancing With The Stars Champion. The 51-year-old Utah native for the past few weeks had turned into the favorite o...

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Dancing With The Stars: Mya's The Favorite, Osmond and Osbourne Are The Underdogs

HOLLYWOOD - The sleek, svelte, and sultry Mya is the odds-on-favorite to win Dancing With The Stars coveted Mirror Ball Trophy. But also with their eyes set on the Top Prize are Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne's little girl Kelly and Marie Osmond's older...

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Playmate Joanna Krupa Airbrushed Off Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Playmate Joanna Krupa Airbrushed Off Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - The sexy, svelte, and sultry Joanna Krupa has been eliminated from Dancing With The Stars. The bottom two couples were Kelly Osbourne and her partner Louis Van Amstel and Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough. The other two DWTS couples who...

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Dancing With The Stars: Susan Boyle Very Unhappy That Two Dancers Danced As She Sang

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Susan Boyle Very Unhappy That Two Dancers Danced As She Sang

HOLLYWOOD - Susan Boyle sang her heart out on Dancing With The Stars and the audience rewarded her by giving her a standing ovation. She later confided to British judge Len Goodman that she did not appreciate the couple dancing while she was singi...

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Dancing With The Stars Aaron Carter Booted Off The Show

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Aaron Carter Booted Off The Show

HOLLYWOOD - Former teen idol Aaron Carter is the latest Dancing With The Stars contestant to be eliminated from the show. Carter who many felt early on was the odds-on-favorite to win did not cry this time like he has in the past when he has been...

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Donny Osmond's Railroad Jitterbug On Dancing With The Stars Earns Him Three 8's

Funny story: Donny Osmond's Railroad Jitterbug On Dancing With The Stars Earns Him Three 8's

HOLLYWOOD - Donny "The Stormin' Mormon" Osmond once again showed that the Man from Utah is a virtual dancing machine. Donny and his dance partner Kym Johnson pretty much covered every square foot of the studio dance floor with their jitterbug rend...

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Dancing With The Stars Feud Between Aaron Carter and Maksim Chmerkovskiy Heats Up

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Feud Between Aaron Carter and Maksim Chmerkovskiy Heats Up

HOLLYWOOD - Talk show host Oprah Winfrey recently had Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield on her daytime talk show and the two boxers finally settled their 12-year ear-biting feud. Now Miss O will probably need to schedule DWTS 'Bad Boy of The Ballro...

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Marie Osmond Upset At Being Snubbed By Brother Donny On Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Marie Osmond Upset At Being Snubbed By Brother Donny On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - The lone female member of the famous singing Osmond family is reportedly extremely upset at being snubbed by her brother Donny after he completed his Charleston dance performance. Right after the music ended Donny ran over to the front...

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Dancing With The Stars Derek Hough and Joanna Krupa Sizzle Fashizzle!

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Derek Hough and Joanna Krupa Sizzle Fashizzle!

HOLLYWOOD - Playboy model Joanna Krupa and her Dancing With The Stars partner Derek "The Blonde Boy" Hough literally burned up the DWTS dance floor with their lambada dance number. The grumpy judge from England Len Goodman said, as he dabbed the s...

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Donny Osmond and Bruno Tonioli Agreed To Star In New Sitcom - The Fruits of Napa Valley

Funny story: Donny Osmond and Bruno Tonioli Agreed To Star In New Sitcom - The Fruits of Napa Valley

LOS ANGELES - Dancing With The Stars Judge Bruno Tonioli aka the "Italian Non-Stallion" and DWTS contestant Donny Osmond aka the "Stormin' Mormon" have agreed to appear in a TV sit-com on the new G-Network. A spokesperson for the brand new networ...

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Tom DeLay Says He Is Either "Insane" or "Stupid" - Withdraws From Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Tom DeLay Says He Is Either "Insane" or "Stupid" - Withdraws From Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Former Republican Speaker of The House Tom DeLay has chosen to withdraw from the Dancing With The Stars competition. He added that by choosing to continue earlier in the week he did not know if he was 'insane' or 'stupid.' The 62-year-...

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Dancing With The Stars' Donny Osmond Apologizes For Acting Gay With Bruno Tonioli

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars' Donny Osmond Apologizes For Acting Gay With Bruno Tonioli

HOLLYWOOD - Donny Osmond and his partner Kym Johnson finished dancing a fairly decent rumba and then went and stood before the judges to receive their critique. The old codger from England Len Goodman said it was alright. And then the Italian judg...

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Barbara Padilla and Susan Boyle To Record "Voices Across The Water"

Funny story: Barbara Padilla and Susan Boyle To Record "Voices Across The Water"

NEW YORK CITY - The singing sensation from Scotland, Susan Boyle, and the singing sensation from Mexico, Barbara Padilla will soon be going into the recording studio and recording a song written by Sir Paul McCartney titled "Voices Across The Water."...

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Osmonds to play villains in new James Bond movie

Funny story: Osmonds to play villains in new James Bond movie

In a bizarre twist of both plot and casting, it has been announced that the musical family the Osmonds are to play the villains in the next James Bond film. In the film due out late 2010, the story will see Bond (to once again be played by Daniel...

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Donny Osmond Denies He's The Octuplet's Daddy

Funny story: Donny Osmond Denies He's The Octuplet's Daddy

SALT LAKE CITY - Donny Osmond has told CNN's Anderson Cooper that he has no idea where in the world the rumor came from but he emphatically denies that he is the father of "OctuMom's" eight babies. Osmond, singer, musician, ex-teen idol told Coope...

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