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Funny story: Doctors Discover Man Suffers From "Compulsively Speaking Your Mind With No Pretense Then Quickly Changing It So As Not To Disrupt the Sensitivities of Society Syndrome"

Doctors Discover Man Suffers From "Compulsively Speaking Your Mind With No Pretense Then Quickly Changing It So As Not To Disrupt the Sensitivities of Society Syndrome"

Indianapolis, IN - Doctors here at the Indianapolis State Medical Center have diagnosed the first man with a mental disorder they are calling: "Compulsively Speaking Your Mind With No Pretense Then Quickly Changing It So As Not To Disrupt the Sensiti...
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Funny story: Trump's Fifth Day in Office

Trump's Fifth Day in Office

[A White House press briefing. Chris Christie, former governor of New Jersey, is finishing up:] ". . . and so, the President had no choice but to fire his entire cabinet. Okay, questions?" [Reporter from CNN:] "Governor, the word on the street is that the President fired his cabinet because they refused to sign along to 'Hail to the Chief' at the beginning of cabinet meetings. Is that tr...
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Funny story: Most Progressive Pope Ever? Pope Francis Admits to Being an Atheist

Most Progressive Pope Ever? Pope Francis Admits to Being an Atheist

Pope Francis, lauded by some and criticized by others for daring to broaching such traditionally papally-undiscussed subjects as climate change, income inequality, and homosexuality, has breached what many Catholics consider the final taboo by admitt...
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Funny story: Trump's Fourth Day in Office

Trump's Fourth Day in Office

[Vice-President Palin, in an exclusive interview with Megyn Kelly:] "Well of course I was surprised, silly, when I got the call from Donald's team to serve as number two! I mean, it's not every day that a girl is asked to be a heartbeat away from being the most powerful man on the planet, and it him being seventy and all, it makes you think, you know?" "Madam Vice-President, the word on the...
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Funny story: Disney Sues Trump over Pocahontas Reference

Disney Sues Trump over Pocahontas Reference

Washington, D.C.: The Walt Disney Company has reportedly filed a lawsuit against Donald Trump because he used the nickname "Pocahontas" to deride Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren. The Pocahontas taunt "goes too far", claims Disney, asserting...
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Funny story: Trump Opposes Mexican Wolf Re-introduction In Southwestern US

Trump Opposes Mexican Wolf Re-introduction In Southwestern US

Donald Trump called for a ban on Mexican wolf re-introduction programs that have been in place for decades, programs aimed at restoring the wolf to it's historical place in the southwestern US's ecosystem. The Mexican wolf, canis lupus baileyi, ha...
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Funny story: Southwestern US To Become Golf Course And Resort Under President Trump

Southwestern US To Become Golf Course And Resort Under President Trump

After his rival Hillary Clinton criticized Donald Trump for a lack of specific policy proposals, Trump revealed an economic plan to develop the southwestern US into one large continuous golf course. Trumpadero Links and Resort will cover nearly o...
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Funny story: Jackie Gleason/Ralph Kramden Wins Republican Nomination

Jackie Gleason/Ralph Kramden Wins Republican Nomination

The Republican hierarchy is screaming: Holy Cow! We've got Ralph Kramden as our presidential nominee! These folks finally realized that through their collective opposition to President Obama, with their Do-Nothing Congress rejecting all of the Pr...
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Funny story: Protestors Dumbfounded By Presence of Workingman

Protestors Dumbfounded By Presence of Workingman

Pro-Trump and anti-Trump demonstrators were caught off guard last Monday when a local man showed up and started repairing a car engine. Several of the demonstrators seemed puzzled by the man's presence and stopped for a few moments to gaze at thi...
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Funny story: To Promote Diversity Donald Trump Insults Nearly Every Other Ethnic Group in America

To Promote Diversity Donald Trump Insults Nearly Every Other Ethnic Group in America

Twittersphere, USA--Having already insulted Mexicans, Blacks, and Muslims and now--with his attacks on Twitter calling Elizabeth Warren "Pocahontas"--Native Americans as well, Donald Trump today launched a new diversity campaign to offend nearly ever...
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Funny story: Trump's Third Day In Office

Trump's Third Day In Office

[President Trump, in an exclusive interview with Megyn Kelly:] "I admit, I was a little put out when the former speaker said that Ted Cruz was Satan incarnate, or something like that. I mean, what, me versus the cuban with the funny face? If anyone should be compared to Satan, and I mean in a good way, the best way, it's me." [Satan speaking at press conference at Yale Divinity School:] "...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Seeks Permission From The Queen To Use "We Will Rock You"

Donald Trump Seeks Permission From The Queen To Use "We Will Rock You"

Donald Trump's publicist sent word to the Queen that he would like permission to use the ubiquitous sports anthem "We Will Rock You" in his failing presidential bid. The next day Trump blamed the misunderstanding on the English for their funny wa...
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Funny story: Trump Declines GOP Nomination, Cites Reality TV Hoax

Trump Declines GOP Nomination, Cites Reality TV Hoax

Washington, DC: In a stunning turn of events, Donald Trump, the presumed presidential nominee for the Republican Party, declined the nomination altogether, and announced that his entire race to the White House was for a reality TV project. The prem...
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Funny story: Trump's New Con: Trump Church Of Monetary Unification

Trump's New Con: Trump Church Of Monetary Unification

Former presidential candidate Donald Trump might stumble but he never falls. In debt from his presidential bid and judgements from lawsuits over Trump University, the billionaire is moving on to his next business venture and redemption: The Trump Church Of Monetary Unification. This reporter attended a Trump rally, ostensibly a worship meeting, at the Atrium in the Trump Towers. Trump roused th...
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Funny story: Trump's Second Day in Office

Trump's Second Day in Office

need to impeach Justice Sotomayor because shes mex and cannot be impartial in ruling on my immigration plan. #POTUSTRUMP [Senator Mitch McConnell, former senate majority leader, and Representative Paul Ryan, former speaker of the house, address reporters at a press conference:] ". . . and so I condemn the suggestion in the President's tweet that Justice Sotomayor should recuse herself from r...
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Funny story: Would You Buy a Car From This Nominee?

Would You Buy a Car From This Nominee?

"Hi, I'm Bernie Sanders, you can call me Bernie. So, I've got several models here that might interest you, but first, tell me what you can afford. Thirteen thousand dollars? For a new car? I don't think so. A new all-electric vehicle would cost a lot more than that. I have a used Prius on the lot and I think I can talk my manager down to letting it go for thirteen five. But you gotta be careful wi...
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Funny story: Trump's First Day in Office

Trump's First Day in Office

[President Trump, speaking at a press conference in the White House Rose Garden:] ". . . at this very moment, I'm signing an executive order - where's that pen, anyone got a pen? - assigning the construction of the wall on our southern border to Lo Fat Construction Co. of Taiwan." [A reporter from CNN:] "Why is the work going to a foreign construction company instead of one here at home?"...
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Funny story: Sales of Antidepressants Skyrocket, as Clinton, Trump lock up Presidential Nominations

Sales of Antidepressants Skyrocket, as Clinton, Trump lock up Presidential Nominations

Hillary Clinton has just locked up the democratic nomination for president this fall, making it official that Americans will be forced to chose between electing her or Donald Trump as our next President. Antidepressant sales have soared over 1000% in...
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Congress Sit-Down Protest over Gun Control

Democrats spit dummy and demand to be heard over gun control. The mouse roared. First time for everything. Not a squeak from any over Obama's tyrannical 'executive orders'. Paving the way for Hillary.
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