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Funny story: Upper 1% Of Rich Buy U.S. Military To Protect Them From Other 99% Of Society

Upper 1% Of Rich Buy U.S. Military To Protect Them From Other 99% Of Society

In a surprising development, the upper 1% of the richest Americans have purchased the entire U.S. military to protect them from the other 99% that they lord over. All troops except those actively engaging an enemy somewhere in the world have been cal...
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Funny story: Ebola Virus Tweets: "Keep Donald Trump Out of Here"

Ebola Virus Tweets: "Keep Donald Trump Out of Here"

MONROVIA, LIBERIA--An Ebola virus today tweeted: "Heard Donald Trump will visit Africa in a few days. Please don't let this form of vermin in. Keep Donald Trump out of here!" The Ebola virus was apparently responding to rumors that Donald Trump...
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Funny story: Trump Warns That American Patient Has Zombie Strain Of Ebola

Trump Warns That American Patient Has Zombie Strain Of Ebola

MANHATTAN -- Donald Trump is insisting the American returned to U.S. soil with the Ebola virus has contracted a mutated zombie strain of the disease that can reanimate the dead, which could lead to Democrats trying to register them to vote, according...
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Funny story: Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-Un, Justin Bieber, & Dick Cheney Form Secret Super He-Man Poker Club

Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-Un, Justin Bieber, & Dick Cheney Form Secret Super He-Man Poker Club

From an Unknown Secret Location It was discovered today that many of the most evil people in the world have formed a super secret coalition in order to have a no-limit, no girls allowed, he-man poker game camp out. There were a few others not allo...
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Funny story: Statue of Liberty to be replaced with new structure that looks like a New York police officer

Statue of Liberty to be replaced with new structure that looks like a New York police officer

Spearheaded by Senator John McCain, a new bipartisan movement inside the Congress is working toward tearing down and replacing the Statue of Liberty. So far no one in the government has raised any objections, with the President himself saying, "We...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Announces Plans to Purchase The Alphabet

Donald Trump Announces Plans to Purchase The Alphabet

New York City, NY - Donald Trump has announced that he intends to buy the English alphabet and expects the deal to close before the end of July. Wall Street investors largely ignored the announcement, having become used to what are generally seen...
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Funny story: Donald Trump to star as new superhero "The Donald" in Hollywood blockbuster

Donald Trump to star as new superhero "The Donald" in Hollywood blockbuster

Look over there, its a man, no its a talking wig, no its "The Donald." Ivanka Trump made the announcement about her father today from the lobby of the Trump Tower Hotel. "The world needs a real hero," she boomed to the crowd, hand held over her...
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Funny story: Edward Snowden Claims He Has Over 400,000 Pages Of Info On Donald Trump

Edward Snowden Claims He Has Over 400,000 Pages Of Info On Donald Trump

MOSCOW - President Putin recently stated that his Director of Computers Edward Snowden is worth more money. Putin was referring to the fact that Eddie Snowden can access any type of information on anyone in the entire world including President Oba...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Says Kathy Griffin Looks Like Ann Coulter But With Red Hair

Donald Trump Says Kathy Griffin Looks Like Ann Coulter But With Red Hair

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump has certainly never been shy about speaking his mind and his latest spouting proves that. Trump speaking to a reporter with American Spotlight Magazine said that he truly feels that Kathy Griffin needs to retire from t...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Has Gotten His Feelings Hurt

Donald Trump Has Gotten His Feelings Hurt

NEW YORK CITY - Billionaire Donald Trump recently told Regis Philbin on The Viagra View that he cannot understand why so many of the American people; especially those that could be categorized as either being poor or semi-poor dislike him so much.
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Funny story: Donald Trump, 67, Still Not Dead

Donald Trump, 67, Still Not Dead

American business magnate, investor, television personality and author, Donald Trump, did not die today at the age of 67, numerous news outlets had not reported. The chairman and president of The Trump Organization and the founder of Trump Entertainm...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Hints That He May Run For President In 2016

Donald Trump Hints That He May Run For President In 2016

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump is one individual who cannot stand to not see his name or face in the newspapers. Michelle Obama has called him one of the most conceited, pompously egotistical persons in the entire country; and that includes Bill "Th...
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Funny story: The Ugly Hair Society of North America Has Named Its 2014 Winner

The Ugly Hair Society of North America Has Named Its 2014 Winner

TUCSON, Arizona - Felicia Collycart, spokeswoman for The Ugly Hair Society of North America, has just announced the winner and two runners up in its annual ugly hair poll. Miss Collycart, who is a hair stylist, stated that third place went to talk...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Admits He Believes In Voodoo

Donald Trump Admits He Believes In Voodoo

MANHATTAN - Donald Trump recently said that he really misses not being in the limelight. He admitted that his glowingly radiant personality is just not made for cold, snowy weather. El Donaldo, as Eva Longoria calls him, appeared on The Viagra...
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Funny story: Reverend Al Sharpton Wants Weathermen To Stop Saying Black Ice and Use The Term Non-White Ice Instead

Reverend Al Sharpton Wants Weathermen To Stop Saying Black Ice and Use The Term Non-White Ice Instead

NEW YORK CITY - There is no one who loves being in the national spotlight more than Reverend Al Sharpton, with the one possible exception of Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump. Reverend Al, as Vice-President Biden likes to refer to him, recently...
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Funny story: Donald Trump to Buy Church of Scientology

Donald Trump to Buy Church of Scientology

New York, NY Donald Trump has announced that he has become a devotee of Scientology, auditing with his solid gold e-meter and expelling body thetans from his hair by the millions. "I absolutely love the Church of Scientology, what with all the c...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Explains Why He Wants To See Justin Bieber's Birth Certificate

Donald Trump Explains Why He Wants To See Justin Bieber's Birth Certificate

NEW YORK CITY - Billionaire mogul Donald Trump is back on the front page again as he has demanded to see the birth certificate of Justin Bieber. Trump appeared on The Viagra View and he told Larry King that as a tax-paying citizen of the United St...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Tells President Obama He Will Donate $200,000 To The Democratic Party If He Speeds Up Justin Bieber's Deportation

Donald Trump Tells President Obama He Will Donate $200,000 To The Democratic Party If He Speeds Up Justin Bieber's Deportation

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump has just made President Obama an offer that the president and 99 percent of the American people cannot believe. Billionaire GOPer Trump has called up President Obama and told him that he will donate $200,000 to the Nat...
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