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Funny story: Trump promises to 'make it interesting' if he doesn't do well in New Hampshire.

Trump promises to 'make it interesting' if he doesn't do well in New Hampshire.

Republican frontrunner Donald Trump is promising to 'make it interesting' and campaign shirtless if he doesn't do well in New Hampshire and has said he's prepared to go 'all the way' if necessary in the lead up to Super Tuesday. Throwing fistfuls...
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Funny story: "I'll Ban Cinco de Mayo" Vows Trump

"I'll Ban Cinco de Mayo" Vows Trump

In a Trump presidency forget about celebrating Cinco de Mayo and even drinking a Corona, both would be banned by candidate Trump if he had his way. "We don't celebrate Charlie Manson's birthday, and Mexicans have killed more people than him, so w...
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Funny story: Trump Hair Hides Microcephaly, TSA Image Leaked

Trump Hair Hides Microcephaly, TSA Image Leaked

TSA investigators are looking into the leaking of a scatter X-ray image of Donald Trump with potentially damaging consequences for the presidential candidate: The image shows a microcephalic male skull purportedly of The Don while traveling through a...
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Funny story: Trump reveals "Affluenza boy" is his love (sperm) child!

Trump reveals "Affluenza boy" is his love (sperm) child!

Donald Trump revealed at his press conference this morning that he is the father of Ethan Couch, the so called Affluenza Boy. "Yes," stated the Donald, "he is my son and in fact, one of hundreds! As you know," he paused, "the apple does not fa...
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Funny story: Donald Duck for President

Donald Duck for President

Presidential hopeful Donald Duck - known to his friends as Goofy - has been taking the mickey out of front runner Minnie Cliton. Teasingly Donald refers to his rival as Clit and claims Minnie has never understood America's favourite poet from the...
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Funny story: Newsflashes from under Jaggedone's grubby raincoat!

Newsflashes from under Jaggedone's grubby raincoat!

Jaggedone's CIA news flashes (from under his raincoat) live and uncensored! Latest news flashing in from UN HQ! "Syrian Peace talks suspended because UN members were seen crawling out of President Assad's rear end and the shock was too much for rebels who declined to lick his butt too!!" Millions of Syrian refugees were not asked their opinion, they were too busy walking barefoot to Germa...
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Funny story: Trump Sprouts New Head

Trump Sprouts New Head

At a New Hampshire press conference on Friday, what initially looked like a large hump under Donald Trumps suit jacket turned out to be much, much, more, even shocking the crowd of hardened campaign reporters into screams of disbelief. After Mr.
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Funny story: Donald J. Trump promises to build a big, friggin' wall around the planet to keep any Martians and other illegal aliens out - and he'll get the Klingons to pay for it

Donald J. Trump promises to build a big, friggin' wall around the planet to keep any Martians and other illegal aliens out - and he'll get the Klingons to pay for it

Big, bad-ass billionaire bozo Donald Trump who wants to be the next President of the United States of America told shrieking supporters that he would kick alien ass and lock them permanently out of planet earth by building a wall around the planet. H...
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Funny story: "Left-handers should conform" Spouts Germaine Greer

"Left-handers should conform" Spouts Germaine Greer

The haggard, Aussie feminist, Germaine Greer, has hit out over the liberal attitude of so call "leftie liberals" in her latest vitriolic column in the so-called hi-brow press. Speaking in the Guardian, Greer asked: "Why do some people choose to be...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Picks Joe Biden As Her Vice President

Hillary Clinton Picks Joe Biden As Her Vice President

Hillary Clinton announced she's picking Joe Biden as her Vice President running mate. Naturally, Bernie Sanders is shouting foul, as he defended her on her emails and using the bathroom during the last debate. "Thanks, but you're not getting the...
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Funny story: Trump Plans to Nominate Palin for Supreme Court When Elected

Trump Plans to Nominate Palin for Supreme Court When Elected

NEW YORK- Sources inside the Trump campaign have confirmed that Mr. Trump and former partial-term Alaska governor Sarah Palin have discussed her eventual appointment to the Supreme Court. Mr. Trump has apparently made the deal in exchange for Palin'...
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Funny story: Trump Has One Hair 600 Feet Long: La Toya Jackson Exposes The Donald's Vanity Secret

Trump Has One Hair 600 Feet Long: La Toya Jackson Exposes The Donald's Vanity Secret

BILLINGSGATE POST: La Toya Jackson, still pissed because she was dumped by Trump on All Star Celebrity Apprentice, told Rachel Maddow on MSNBC that Trump's hairdo was actually composed of one hair that is 600 feet long, wound and curled to cover his...
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Funny story: Trump and Sarah Palin talk cabinet positions in Iowa diner

Trump and Sarah Palin talk cabinet positions in Iowa diner

Last night Mr. Trump and Sarah Palin met at Royal Star Super Burger, an Iowa diner, and the event turned into a campaign rally. Hunkered down with super burgers, macaroni and cheese, plus diet Pepsis all was going quietly until somebody yelled: "P...
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Funny story: Trump: Birther Attack on Jesus

Trump: Birther Attack on Jesus

Donald Trump seems strong in the race for the Republican presidential nomination, but that doesn't mean he'll curb his more fringe tendencies. This week, Trump spoke at Liberty University in Lynchburg, Virginia, where he brought his brash viewpoi...
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Funny story: Orangutan Has Sex With Donald Trump's Hairpiece

Orangutan Has Sex With Donald Trump's Hairpiece

An orangutan named Buzz Tolstoy has just had sex with Donald Trump's hairpiece, Kern County's Channel 13 news has just confirmed. The real estate mogul and presidential GOP frontrunner, 70, was just wrapping up a campaign rally in Bakersfield, Cal...
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Funny story: Trump concerned that Ted Cruz will spend thousands of tax dollars on maple syrup

Trump concerned that Ted Cruz will spend thousands of tax dollars on maple syrup

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump finds it very problematic that fellow candidate Ted Cruz is from Canada. Trump states that during breaks in the debate, Cruz surreptitiously drinks maple syrup from a flask stickered with Canadian flags.
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Funny story: If Trump Had a Hammer

If Trump Had a Hammer

To be sung to the melody of "If I had a hammer" If Trump had a hammer, He'd hammer in the morning, He'd hammer in the evening, All over this land. He'd hammer on Mexicans, He'd hammer on Muslims, He'd hammer at the love between Our brothers and our sisters All over this land. If Trump had a bell, He'd toll it in the morning, He'd toll it in the evening, All over Trump Land...
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Funny story: Being a Smartass is Good for You, and Even Better for the Ass

Being a Smartass is Good for You, and Even Better for the Ass

I cannot tell you how uplifting Francesca Gino's recent article in Scientific American magazine made me feel. All my life I have been harassed, whether it be by my parents or close friends, as having a terribly sarcastic attitude towards life and all the assholes I have to share it with. Then, finally, I find an article from who the hell knows whom, which justifies my entire reason for being.
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The Donald Touts His Military Creds

His Trumpiness bellows he's "militaristic!" 'Course he is -- he colors his hair with Agent Orange.
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