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Funny story: Trump Self Deports Jesus

Trump Self Deports Jesus

Completely misunderstanding Mitt Romney's concept of self deportation, Donald Trump took it upon himself to deport a man to his home country. Now Donald Trump and his staff are facing kidnapping and terrorism charges after forcing Jesus Chavez, a US...
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Funny story: Dying Boy's Wish Is To Donate Kidney To Donald Trump

Dying Boy's Wish Is To Donate Kidney To Donald Trump

An Oklahoma City man and his eight year old boy were on their way to a Trump rally to give the boy's spelling bee award to Donald Trump, but unfortunately the man's son never made it: Joe Di Pietro said the family car was broadsided by an inattentive...
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Funny story: Trump never wanted to win the presidency

Trump never wanted to win the presidency

Sources inside the Trump campaign, on a condition of anonymity, have revealed that Donald Trump never had any intention of winning the Presidency. They say with the making Brietbart's News' combative far-right Chief Executive Steve Bannon and Roge...
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Funny story: New Trump Campaign Chiefs In Violent Squabble

New Trump Campaign Chiefs In Violent Squabble

Donald J. Trump has selected unrestrained, ultra right wing firebrand Stephen K. Bannon to be his campaign manager. Bannon is the editor of Brietbart. whom critics call an incendiary publication, noted for race-baiting diatribes, conspiracy theories, irreverence, lack of respect of social norms and willingness to stop on other people. Bannon joins Roger Ailes the head of Fox News, who was pu...
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Funny story: Donald Trump's First National Security Briefing

Donald Trump's First National Security Briefing

Donald Trump endured his first two-hour national security briefing without falling asleep. Initially suspicious of the intel and fail to receive the entire picture of the world trouble spots, he walked away impressed by the FBI revelations about the...
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Funny story: Chachi In Charge After Trump Campaign Shake Up

Chachi In Charge After Trump Campaign Shake Up

After Paul Manafort's failed attempt to transform Trump Pygmalion style into a calm deliberate statesman, The Donald is reverting to full crazy mode now that Scott Baio has taken charge of his sputtering campaign. Scott Baio, mostly forgotten for...
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Funny story: Trump is not literally Hitler, findings show

Trump is not literally Hitler, findings show

After an extensive analysis of Donald Trump's birth certificate, passport, and the results of a rigorous medical examination, the US Department of the Bloody Obvious have declared that Donald Trump is not the fascist despot Adolf Hitler. The most...
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Funny story: FBI Insider Leaks Clinton Email Interview Details Sent To Congress

FBI Insider Leaks Clinton Email Interview Details Sent To Congress

WASHINTON - On Tuesday the FBI released to Congress notes about its three-hour interview with former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and the investigation into her private, homebrew email server. Although the notes were supposed to be classified a...
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Funny story: Trump Would Abolish Program That Allowed For Melania's Nude Photo Shoots

Trump Would Abolish Program That Allowed For Melania's Nude Photo Shoots

Washington Post -- Donald Trump said today that he wants to end the H-1B visa program. The program is used to bring highly skilled workers into the U.S. needed by such companies that are in the Silicon Valley. In it is a little know provision tha...
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Funny story: GOP Leaders Open House of Prostitution

GOP Leaders Open House of Prostitution

Associated Press, by Manny Moe --Republican leaders House Speaker Paul Ryan, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell and Republican National Committee Chair Reince Priebus have opened a house of ill repute near the famous Chicken Ranch in Nevada. A...
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Funny story: Satan Rebukes Trump, Says He'll Vote Clinton

Satan Rebukes Trump, Says He'll Vote Clinton

Adding his name to the list of prominent Republicans who say they won't vote for Donald Trump, Satan has said he will vote his conscience this fall. Satan, who usually stays behind the scenes at Fox News, made an unusual appearance on the network...
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Funny story: Trump Reveals Test Questions For Immigrants

Trump Reveals Test Questions For Immigrants

In his speech today in Ohio, Donald Trump outlined his plans to combat Islamic extremism, including creating an ideological test for immigrants entering the country. It includes questions addressing how each applicant views American values. The...
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Funny story: Trump Limo Stolen, Made Into Lowrider

Trump Limo Stolen, Made Into Lowrider

One of Donald Trump's limousines was stolen back in March and has been turned into a lowrider limo complete with little chrome rims and a hydraulic suspension. The FBI is looking into how Yuri Vilcheny, originally from the Ukraine, ended up with the...
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Funny story: Looser Guccifer 2.0 delves into candidates' plans for October Surprise

Looser Guccifer 2.0 delves into candidates' plans for October Surprise

The presidential candidates' polling highs and lows are roller coastering on and on. Recently, unpleasant odors of DNC manipulating for Clinton, plus hacks into The Clinton Foundation, threatened a downward sag. This was prevented via blowing...
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Funny story: Rio 2016: Trump latest to criticize Gabby Douglas, confuses her with Leslie Jones

Rio 2016: Trump latest to criticize Gabby Douglas, confuses her with Leslie Jones

The 2016 Rio Olympic Games have been a wild ride for US gymnast Gabby Douglas. After exiting competition with only one gold medal in the team event, and failing to medal in her lone individual event, Douglas became the subject of social media scr...
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Funny story: Donald Trump's America: A Review

Donald Trump's America: A Review

My wife and I went to see a movie called Trump's America at a local multiplex which will remain unnamed. When I purchased the tickets for the movie, the cashier behind the window asked to see my and my wife's photo IDs, to make sure we weren't Mexic...
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Funny story: First pictures from Carl Sagans Voyager Probe of Trumpholes

First pictures from Carl Sagans Voyager Probe of Trumpholes

The latest images from space based satellites including the ongoing Voyager mission are returning some very strange data at the moment. Scientists already are familiar with super massive Black Holes, however there appears a newer far more malevole...
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Funny story: Genitalia eating fish with human teeth threat did NOT come from Trump

Genitalia eating fish with human teeth threat did NOT come from Trump

Spokespersons for Mr. Trump have rushed forward to clarify that Mr. Trump has absolutely nothing to do with the latest alarm concerning genitalia eating fish with human teeth. The pacu under scrutiny (related to the piranha) favors male genitalia...
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Detroit: A 93 year old man was arrested yesterday for shoplifting. Said arresting officer, Chuck Braine; "Thankfully, he made no attempt to escape."
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