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Funny story: Selfie Stick Casualty Stirs International Crisis

Selfie Stick Casualty Stirs International Crisis

Abu Dhabi, UAE - A Chinese tourist nearly killed a teenage American girl with a selfie stick yesterday. The assailant was caught on tape injuring the girl while taking a photograph at the Sheikh Zayed Grand Mosque in Abu Dhabi. The victim received...
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Funny story: President Trump announces plans for 'lying' books

President Trump announces plans for 'lying' books

President Trump has launched an innovative program to get rid of books that he says are misleading the American public. The Trump Fahrenheit 451 program will start with all novels being removed from libraries. "I've been told these books are fu...
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Funny story: Trump Replaces Gorsuch with Octogenarian for Supreme Court Pick

Trump Replaces Gorsuch with Octogenarian for Supreme Court Pick

Forget all about Neil Gorsuch, Donald Trump's previous pick to be a Supreme Court Justice, because Trump just fired Gorsuch and replaced him with an 88 year old former lawn mower repair man named Bubby Turf. Turf, who spent his entire career as a la...
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Funny story: "Oh, so now fake news is a thing?" Rages Blair

"Oh, so now fake news is a thing?" Rages Blair

Former Prime Minister Tony Blair is reported to be "hugely impressed" with President Trump and his Administration using the term fake news so successfully, telling anyone who will listen that "We can still make that WMD story work". According to...
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Funny story: Bits of Widsom from the White House

Bits of Widsom from the White House

Barney Bard, the Trump Administration's own official, if a bit giddy, Gadfly, has released the following: Unpleasant contemplation -- technical difficulties at a "fart to the music" concert. People that claim to be spiritual -- just lazy fucks...
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Funny story: Harrison Ford Fans Plead To Famed Actor To Land Plane On Trump And Pence. "Please use your awesome and terrifying aerial abilities for good instead of evil" says fans.

Harrison Ford Fans Plead To Famed Actor To Land Plane On Trump And Pence. "Please use your awesome and terrifying aerial abilities for good instead of evil" says fans.

Harrison Ford, famous for playing such roles as Han Solo, and Indiana Jones, has a FUN new hobby of landing airplanes in comedic places. He's recently landed a series of small planes, ones that were built by the Wright Brothers personally, onto su...
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Funny story: Studies show Trump supporters are retarded

Studies show Trump supporters are retarded

Scientists from the University of Downton, England, have discovered that Americans who support Donald Trump have a significantly lower IQ than the average American. The news comes as little surprise to poor-basher Professor Tarquin Smythe-Wazzock, wh...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Endorses The Spoof as "Best News in America" & "Best News in the World"

Donald Trump Endorses The Spoof as "Best News in America" & "Best News in the World"

WASHINGTON D.C. - At a news conference today to announce a new nominee for Labor secretary, Donald Trump took time to describe how the media is ruining the policies of the United States of America. Trump criticized most of the media for being fake a...
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Funny story: America's Newest Heroes: After Tragic Burning, Willem Defoe & Denis Leary Donate Faces to Kellyanne Conway for Transplant...

America's Newest Heroes: After Tragic Burning, Willem Defoe & Denis Leary Donate Faces to Kellyanne Conway for Transplant...

We've all seen the videos. The press conference. When America's newest sweetheart, Kellyanne Conway's pants suddenly, and shockingly, burst into flames during a discussion about "facts". The most popular of these youtube videos is titled "why-are...
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Funny story: Fun NEW Series - Alternative Reality Presents: My First Interview with Donald Trump

Fun NEW Series - Alternative Reality Presents: My First Interview with Donald Trump

My assignment was to attempt to get an interview with Donald Trump. It was assumed since I'm a relatively unknown journalist with no known affiliations, I might at least get to talk with White House Press Secretary, Sean "Melissa" Spicer. I was surprised when Mr. Spicer granted an interview. I was shown into his office and when he asked who I wrote for I made up: "The Alt-Right Journal of M...
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Funny story: Walking Dead Zombies Responsible For 3,000,000 Illegal Votes Cast by Dead People - Trump Allegations Vindicated.

Walking Dead Zombies Responsible For 3,000,000 Illegal Votes Cast by Dead People - Trump Allegations Vindicated.

There had been much debate about Donald Trump's completely unsubstantiated claims that three million illegal votes were cast in the 2016 election. This claim was brought up by the press corps (no pun intended) ad nauseum, as well as their questi...
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Funny story: Gen. Flynn in critical condition after being thrown under bus

Gen. Flynn in critical condition after being thrown under bus

Tragedy struck Washington D.C. today as journalists witnessed General Michael Flynn get thrown under the bus by Sean Spicer. No one was able to stop it. Flynn was new to his position as National Security Advisor, having served only 24 days. Spicer...
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Funny story: CIA Says Mar-a-Lago Is A Rat's Nest Of Spies And Russian Operatives

CIA Says Mar-a-Lago Is A Rat's Nest Of Spies And Russian Operatives

President Trump made a newlywed couple famous by crashing their wedding party while he was simultaneously hosting a foreign leader and dealing with another North Korean missile launch. The wedding couple was later exposed as a pair of Russian spies.
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Funny story: Feds Round Up Melania After Immigration Raid

Feds Round Up Melania After Immigration Raid

New York, NY - Melania Trump was rounded up and taken in for questioning after a recent immigration raid initiated by the Trump administration. The raid was at a "high end" illegals party. Mrs. Trump was immediately deported despite insisting to of...
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Funny story: To Explain Recent Actions of Trump Administration, Sean "Melissa" Spicer Claims: Liberal Scientists & Media Secretly Placing Optical Implants Into The Eyes of Americans to Alter Reality

To Explain Recent Actions of Trump Administration, Sean "Melissa" Spicer Claims: Liberal Scientists & Media Secretly Placing Optical Implants Into The Eyes of Americans to Alter Reality

Today, press secretary Sean "Melissa" Spicer, (best known for his irrational and paralyzing fear of young girls from the ages of 2-7, a serious medical condition known as acute pediaphobia), controversially claimed: "Liberal scientists, funded by...
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Funny story: NEW SERIES: Poking Fun At Horrific People- (This is where I take horrible, horrible people and mock them incessantly to make myself feel good.) by Steven W. Rouach

NEW SERIES: Poking Fun At Horrific People- (This is where I take horrible, horrible people and mock them incessantly to make myself feel good.) by Steven W. Rouach

Part I: Let's all be made aware of Robin Rhodes. Robin Rhodes, of Worcester, is accused of attacking a Muslim airline employee at New York's JFK International Airport, allegedly kicking and shouting obscenities at the woman and telling her that President Donald Trump "will get rid of all of you,". (For clarity and journalistic integrity , I will say that this account starts as completely 100...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Broke Out Of Mental Institution In 1965--How Trump Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

Donald Trump Broke Out Of Mental Institution In 1965--How Trump Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

An old classmate has revealed that President Trump was sentenced to a 30 day psychiatric evaluation during his senior year at the New York Military Academy. Trump then broke out of the Ani Knaur Sanitarium in Cornwall days later with the help of his...
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Funny story: Prime Minister Abe's visit to U.S. cut short after Panda Express comments

Prime Minister Abe's visit to U.S. cut short after Panda Express comments

WASHINGTON D.C. - Shinzo Abe's state visit to Washington D.C. was cut short unexpectedly the other day. The leader of Japan did not cite his reasons to suddenly cut short his White house meetings but sources from D.C. imply that Abe decided to return...
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Trump Stops Lieing Supporters Confused

Donald Trump today held and impromptu News Conference making complete and total sense, giving intelligible complete answers. Unfortunately no news media was present and there no witnesses.
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