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Funny story: Dateline Washington: IQ Tests, Diapers, and WW III

Dateline Washington: IQ Tests, Diapers, and WW III

NEWS BRIEF Washington DC. The White House. In an apparent moment of rare confusion, President Trump challenged Senator Bob Corker to an IQ test, saying, "You're too short to be smarter than me." Corker responded, "Oh, go have your diaper cha...
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Funny story: After Trump.com™ challenge to Tillerson, MENSA design a special Moron IQ Test

After Trump.com™ challenge to Tillerson, MENSA design a special Moron IQ Test

After Tillersons outburst about the overall mental incompetency of the president, Trump.com™ has challenged him to an IQ competition. Early details of what MENSAs Special Moron IQ Test will look like have been leaked to this reporter exclusi...
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Funny story: Trump Explains Why He is Running the Country Like His Old TV Show

Trump Explains Why He is Running the Country Like His Old TV Show

Donald "President" Trump sat down with Faux & Friends today and talked about and explained his governing style. "I try to be the person the American public wants me to be. I know most people know me from my TV program, the Apprentice, which is only a good show if I'm in it by the way, just look at the ratings when they tried to get AHNOLD to play me." "So, in my program, I always fire pe...
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Funny story: Trump V Tillerson

Trump V Tillerson

In the last few minutes Donald Trump has sensationally called out his Secretary of (Oh my God this countries in a fucking) State and challenged him to an IQ test! We at Back and to the Left news are surprised that Mr Trump not only knows what an IQ t...
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Funny story: Trump to decertify Columbus Day as national holliday!

Trump to decertify Columbus Day as national holliday!

In a midnight tweet last night President Donald Trump tweeted: "I will issue an executive order tomorrow to decertify Columbus DAY...why should just one city get a national holiday named for them...SAD!" In a 3:AM tweet he wrote: "Why not a Clevel...
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Funny story: Scientists Announce that Trump is Good for the Mood of the Country

Scientists Announce that Trump is Good for the Mood of the Country

Science Town, USA Although Trump seems to be an enemy of science, denying global warming, etc., social scientists tracking the mood of the country announced that Trump is good for the country, although he seems to be making lots of wrong moves, resul...
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Funny story: Under Trump Tax Plan, the Rich Will Get Tax Cuts and the Middle Class Will Get Snack Vouchers

Under Trump Tax Plan, the Rich Will Get Tax Cuts and the Middle Class Will Get Snack Vouchers

Washington, DC In his heavily-promoted tax plan, Trump trumpeted how the middle class would be overwhelmed by the various snack vouchers they would get under the new tax plan. "I'm telling you, the middle class will totally freak out when they se...
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Funny story: Melania Trump Announces Her 'First Lady Cause'

Melania Trump Announces Her 'First Lady Cause'

First Ladies in America have always had a 'national cause': Laura Bush launched "Ready to Read, Ready to Learn" to prime children for the world of literature, Nancy Reagan promoted "Just Say No" to keep young people off drugs and Michelle Obama estab...
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Funny story: A Call From The White House Leaves Astronauts Confused

A Call From The White House Leaves Astronauts Confused

President Trump called the International Space Station today to congratulate Commander Peggy Whitson for spending a record-breaking 534 days in orbit over her entire career as as astronaut, and the astronaut became dumbfounded when Mr. Trump asked he...
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Funny story: Endangered Engagements

Endangered Engagements

Donald Trump. For legal purposes we have to point out, again, that this man is the current President of the United States. Mr Trump has decreed that 25 of the most endangered species in the world no longer need the USA's conservation efforts. Below we obtained the list and his reasons why. 1. Pacific Walrus: Quite like seals and we have loads of them. No one would wake up one morning and go...
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Funny story: Trump Lets Slip that He Won't Help Puerto Rico After Hurricane Maria Because There Are Too Many Puerto Ricans There.

Trump Lets Slip that He Won't Help Puerto Rico After Hurricane Maria Because There Are Too Many Puerto Ricans There.

Washington, DC Carmen Cruz, the mayor of San Juan, Puerto Rico, the largest city and capital city of the island, recently chastised Trump and the federal government for their slow response to the Hurricane Maria tragedy that devastated Puerto Rico. W...
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Funny story: Failing Retailers Will Sell Their Brick & Mortar To Help Construct Trump's Wall

Failing Retailers Will Sell Their Brick & Mortar To Help Construct Trump's Wall

Three of America's top retail giants will be selling the brick & mortar of their soon-to-be defunct department stores to the United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement ?(ICE) to help build the Wall between the United States and Mexico - al...
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Funny story: Gun Nut Layme DeRierre Says the Real Victim in the Las Vegas Mass Shooting Was the Much-maligned AR-15 Assault Rifle

Gun Nut Layme DeRierre Says the Real Victim in the Las Vegas Mass Shooting Was the Much-maligned AR-15 Assault Rifle

Fairfax, VA--Layme DeRierre, CEO and Executive Vice President of the Gun Nut's Lobby, today said that the true victim of the mass shooting in Las Vegas was the AR-15 assault rifle used to kill over fifty people, in what is now the largest mass shooti...
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Funny story: Trump.com™ issues Pre-emptive Pardon for Stone and Cohen ahead of Senate Testimony

Trump.com™ issues Pre-emptive Pardon for Stone and Cohen ahead of Senate Testimony

In order to offer his Russian Money Laundering Allies some air coverage Trump.com™ has today issued 2 Pre-emptive Pardons for Stone and Cohen ahead to their senate testimony. This has caused the usual outrage amongst the establishment but is...
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Funny story: Steve Bannon Explains 'Grand Wizard' Visit At The White House

Steve Bannon Explains 'Grand Wizard' Visit At The White House

Steve Bannon, President Trump's former Chief Political Strategist, explained yesterday that the 'Grand Wizard' he invited to the White House Rose Garden was in fact 'Harry Potter'.   "It was a complete misunderstanding," he said while ironing a Co...
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Funny story: Putin trumps Honky Cat Buffoon Clown Big-Hats™ with Lumo-Hats™

Putin trumps Honky Cat Buffoon Clown Big-Hats™ with Lumo-Hats™

After Honky Cats Big-Hats™ play for domination of the Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil, Bear Rider Buffoon Clown is making a big move from left field. He is releasing the Kremlins next secret weapon after the successful deployment of Twitter Twatter...
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Funny story: The Truth Behind James Comey's Ouster Finally Revealed

The Truth Behind James Comey's Ouster Finally Revealed

President Trump claimed he abruptly fired FBI Director James Comey because "he wasn't doing a good job". But according to numerous sources, Mr. Comey was let go because he was on the verge of leaking a report that unequivocally proved that Donald Tru...
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Funny story: A New Broom Easily Sweeps Up Presidential Messes

A New Broom Easily Sweeps Up Presidential Messes

The Rubbermaid Corporation unveiled its new XL-5 Miracle Broom yesterday, a sweeping device specifically designed to quickly cleanup the most stubborn messes left behind by President Trump.  And the broom is fit for the job, thanks to a 28" sweepi...
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