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Satan opens sink hole on White House lawn to shorten Trump's daily commute to Hell

Funny story: Satan opens sink hole on White House lawn to shorten Trump's daily commute to Hell

What was originally reported as a geological event has been confirmed as a deliberate action taken by the Prince of Darkness. Satan has confirmed that the sink hole on White House property is actually a direct access point to Hell. "Donny was c...

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Mueller: "Going After Trump Is Like Trying To Shoot A Dyspeptic Anchovy With A Spear Gun"

Funny story: Mueller: "Going After Trump Is Like Trying To Shoot A Dyspeptic Anchovy With A Spear Gun"

BILLINGSGATE POST: Wile E Mueller, after once again having to listen to the echo of the melodious MEEP MEEP! bouncing off the giant arms of the Saguaro cacti that populate the Sonoran Desert, threw his coyote arms up in disgust as he snatched a flee...

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Trump and NRA solve problem of school shootings

President Trump and the National Rifle Association announced at a joint news conference that together they would urge Congress to appropriate $12,800,000,000 to provide every student in the country with a ballistic vest. "It's a win-win situation,...

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President Trump nominated for more prizes

Eighteen republican congressmen and seven republican governors have nominated President Trump to receive the Nobel peace prize. Seventeen republican governors and sixty-two republican congressmen have nominated President Trump for the personal fi...

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Bitter U.S. Political Divide Forces Blood Banks to Classify Samples by Political Affiliation

The task of providing life-saving blood transfusions has always involved the added complication of matching each recipient's blood type and RH factor with a compatible sample of donated blood. Now, due to the ever-growing political divide in the Unit...

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Loony Israeli Rabbi claims Trump is the returning 'Messiah!'

Funny story: Loony Israeli Rabbi claims Trump is the returning 'Messiah!'

Now President Trump has been called many things in his short career, but a head-banging, loony, Israeli Rabbi has topped all of the descriptions of Trump's schizo characteristics, by claiming, "Trump is the return of the Messiah!" Jesus Christ, (...

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Bolton to pilot B-52 squadron over North Korea will parachute down to establish first American base north of the 38th parallel

Funny story: Bolton to pilot B-52 squadron over North Korea will parachute down to establish first American base north of the 38th parallel

National Security Advisor John Bolton has had his way over North Korea’s objections to the current “Maximum Thunder” joint exercises with South Korea. Mr. Bolton insists that scheduling the current exercises despite the North-South Koreas’ recent...

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English to be Added to American Ballots

Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced in a special press conference today that Donald Trump has resolved the ballot language issue with Russian President Vladimir Putin. After months of negotiations and bribery Putin has agreed to add to American election...

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EXCLUSIVE! Top Five Things Barack Obama Misses about Being President

Funny story: EXCLUSIVE! Top Five Things Barack Obama Misses about Being President

These days, the world's eyes are on United States President Donald Trump, whose social media antics and shameless shenanigans have captured the hearts and minds of weirdos the world over. But in this exclusive interview, we sat down with former presi...

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Attorney General gets the Hammer and Sickle

Funny story: Attorney General gets the Hammer and Sickle

President Trump has appointed Vladimir Putin as Attorney General after Jeff Sessions' resignation. Sessions admitted that his loyalty toward Trump has diminished after Trump defiled him in the public sphere, even though rumblings in the Capitol s...

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German scientists grow brains to replace ones in politicians heads!

Funny story: German scientists grow brains to replace ones in politicians heads!

Donald Trump's brain is about to be replaced by a version grown in a German lab. The US president doesn't know about the planned operation, but the US senate have approved the move hoping at last some common sense will exit his vile mouth! German...

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Gina Haspel to Senators: How about I roast your nuts with hundreds of thousands of volts?

In a closed Senate hearing Wednesday morning, President Trump’s pick to head the CIA, Gina Haspel, made abundantly clear what failure to confirm her nomination would mean. The grandmotherly figure who at the outset of the hearing presented committee...

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President Bonespur Says, of John McCain, “I prefer cancer patients who don’t die.”

Funny story: President Bonespur Says, of John McCain, “I prefer cancer patients who don’t die.”

RATHOLE, D. C.—Echoing remarks he made about John McCain during his 2016 campaign, President Bonespur today joined in, after Kelly Sadler’s quip about John McCain “dying anyway,” with his own clever turn: “I prefer cancer patients who don’t die.”...

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Trump exits Iran treaty, the world holds its breath...networks praise performance!

Funny story: Trump exits Iran treaty, the world holds its breath...networks praise performance!

The national media in an unusual sign of restraint is reporting that President Donald Trump spoke powerfully on Tuesday when he signed the necessary documents to withdraw from the Iran nuclear treaty. There is behind the scenes speculation among many...

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Trump Threatens News Credentials

Funny story: Trump Threatens News Credentials

Even though The Spoof news reporters are not allowed within ten miles of the White House, Mar-a-Lago or any of his golf courses, Donald Trump is threatening to cancel and remove all news credentials of journalists including those of The Spoof reporte...

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Melania Trump Defends Cyberbullying

Funny story: Melania Trump Defends Cyberbullying

Melania Trump, the wife of US President, Donald Trump, has spoken out on her ruminations on social media, and its effects on those using it. In a speech about her latest initiative, 'Be Best', she said: "As we all know, social media can both po...

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President Trump Waxes Philosophical Regarding Gun “Control” and Other Matters

Funny story: President Trump Waxes Philosophical Regarding Gun “Control” and Other Matters

In a rare moment of philosophical reflection, United States President Donald Trump shared with a small circle of parents and teachers pushing for stricter gun control laws his deeply considered views on the matter. “What is 'control,' anyway?” que...

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Trump re-assigns Giuliana to---"A Place for Mom!"

In a White House press briefing this morning, press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced that President Trump has re-assigned Rudy Giuliani to a franchise outlet for---A Place for Mom. Reporters gasped and looked at each other in amazement.

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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