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Donald Sterling - Smartest man alive.

Funny story: Donald Sterling - Smartest man alive.

LOS ANGELES, CA - What do you do when your stock is at an all time high? Take the money and run. What if you don't have a buyer? Easy, just say racist comments on an "unauthorized" recording by your mistress, leak that to the press creating media upr...

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Donald Sterling and Paula Deen Announce Merger

Funny story: Donald Sterling and Paula Deen Announce Merger

Donald Sterling, alleged racist and owner of The Los Angeles Clippers and Paula Deen, alleged racist and owner of over 200 heart attack inducing recipes are set to announce a new franchise that will encompass sports and food. In a joint statement...

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Lebron James Holds American Basketball Fans Hostage Unless Demands Met

Miami - NBA superstar and member of the Miami Heat basketball team, Lebron James, threatened to sit out the next season if LA Clippers owner, Donald Sterling, was not forced to sell the team after recent racist remarks made by Sterling. While he...

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Donald Sterling to Join Militia with Cliven Bundy

Funny story: Donald Sterling to Join Militia with Cliven Bundy

In a surprise move that observers say is unlikely to gain him any support, disgraced Los Angeles Clipper owner Donald Sterling announced today that he is traveling to Nevada to join the militia with embattled rancher Cliven Bundy. Sterling, who m...

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Snyder to Change Team Name, Place Self in Coma

Funny story: Snyder to Change Team Name, Place Self in Coma

In a move experts say was inevitable, Daniel Snyder, owner of the NFL Washington Redskins, announced today that the team is changing its name; it will now be known as the Washington "White Devil Who Speaks with Forked Tongue Scalpers" a move cheered...

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President Obama Adopts NBA Constitution

Funny story: President Obama Adopts NBA Constitution

In a bold move signaling his dedication to pushing through his agenda in his remaining time in office, President Obama's Press Secretary announced today the signing of a new Executive Order, dubbed "Governmental Reorganization to Provide Economic Inc...

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Dallas Cowboy's Fans Unite to Pray for Racist Remarks From Jerry Jones

Funny story: Dallas Cowboy's Fans Unite to Pray for Racist Remarks From Jerry Jones

Dallas - In light of the lifetime ban placed upon Donald Sterling, owner of the LA Clippers, after his recent racist remarks, fans of the Dallas Cowboys football team have come together in prayer hoping their sorry-ass owner, Jerry Jones, will op...

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Donald Sterling Joins "Seinfeld" Reunion Cast As "Chili Racist"

ON THE WHITE SIDE OF TOWN, NEW YORK CITY -- After the NBA banned him for life for racist remarks, Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling has turned to acting, accepting a role in the upcoming "Seinfeld" reunion special on NBC. Sterling will pl...

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Donald Sterling Banned For Life From Every Organization With Initials

Chicago - Not only has embattled owner of the LA Clippers basketball team, Donald Sterling, been banned for life from the NBA for his racist remarks, but virtually every other organization in America that is widely known by their initials have banned...

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