It came as a shock to the media and the rest of the world. Shortly after George W. Bush was elected president in 2000 there were plans made to invade and occupy the UK!
Rumsfeld, the newly appointed Secretary of Defense recounts his meeting with Bush a day after the inauguration. "He called me into the Oval Office and said, "Rummy, we gotta go to war!"
"OK Mr. President," said Rumsfeld, "Who...
Former Secretary of State, Donald Rumsfeld has confessed to shatting on the floors of certain places all over the United States in his new book, "Known and Unknown: A Memoir".
"I've been doing it for the past 20-25 years", stated the "tough" man o...
TULSA - Lady Gaga was backstage at The Sooner or Later Arena after just having performed a three hour show in front of a sold out crowd of 21,003.
She was eating an Oklahoma Barbecue Burger and drinking it down with a pitcher of Pabst's Blue Ribbo...
RALEIGH, North Carolina - The former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld was in Raleigh speaking before a gathering of The Tobacco Is Still King Federation.
He was asked how he has been doing since leaving pubic office in 2006. He smiled and said...
Former Bush Secretary Of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld, who was at the Grammy Show recently and saw the Michael Jackson tribute, says that he wished that troubled man had called on him for support during all those battles he has been through by the press.
Former First US Grand Inquisitor, Donald Rumsfeld has confessed to his involvement in approving and encouraging the use of torture on POW's. Like many shameless criminals, Rummie has hired a team of psychiatrist to say thst he suffers from TOT, Toler...
It has been revealed that former US Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld is actually the legendary Rock & Roll singer Buddy Holly.
Holly who was thought by millions to have been killed in a plane crash in 1959 miraculously survived but was too tr...
District of Columbia (Scars and Tripes) - It began quietly enough last week when the Dalai Lama was presented the prestigious Congressional Gold Medal for his many years of selfless work with Tibetan llamas.
Former White House loon Donald Rumsfeld has admitted to trying to crush "Jerry Maguire" actress Rene Zellweger, between a bookcase and wall.
US and A (XYZ News) - Since stepping down as US Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld is enjoying the things he loves most. Namely, playing the guitar, testifying before Congress, and following baseball.
Washington D.C. (IP) - Former Secretary of Offense Donald De Rumsfelt is being investigated for his role in a world wide scam designed to make billions of dollars in profits based on a phony bird flu scam. Washington DC Special Prosecutor Poindexte...
WASHINGTON - An unusually hot and humid DC took a turn-for-the-worse earlier today at the Justice Departments Grand Jury on War Crimes proceedings involving Vice President Dick 'Bag' Cheney, and former War Czar Donny 'My Friends Call Me L...
A group from Lisbon is asking web users around the globe to vote on the latest list of Seven Wonders of the World. Voters will have until early July to cast their ballots to determine which seven man made objects created before the year 2000 will be...
(Hollywood-Florida) He may no longer be the Secretary of Defense, but Donald Rumsfeld is still causing controversy because of an eBay auction sketch of Rumsfeld. Three-year-old Jane Chaucer, who is autistic, drew it. It seems that Jane had not been...
(Rome-New York) The man putting the words in George Bush's mouth isn't Dick Cheney. It wasn't even the late Donald Rumsfeld, "late" in the White House sense. It's Rome's own, Frank "Digits" Watkins. He's th...
Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has rejected loud calls for him to resign. Instead, in a classic piece of political nastiness, he has blamed everything on the person under him, his Chief of staff Kyle Sampson.
WASHINGTON (AP) - Vice President Dick Cheney on Wednesday challenged GOP presidential leader Senator John McCain's insult that Donald H. Rumsfeld was "one of America's worst defense secretaries."...
After reading the Iraq Study Group report President George W. Bush has concluded that the panel of experts agrees with his Iraq policy. He assures Americans that there is no reason to change course in Iraq: not that he has ever been stay the course,...