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Funny story: Former IMF chief to test breast implants

Former IMF chief to test breast implants

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, the former International Monetary Fund (IMF) leader, and serial sex-pest, has volunteered to do testing of silicone breast implants. "When I heard that the French company PIP was selling sub-standard prosthetics to the worl...
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Funny story: Back home: Strauss-Kahn arrives in French Capital, Two Stewardess, A Pilot, and One Nun Acuse Him of Copping A Feel

Back home: Strauss-Kahn arrives in French Capital, Two Stewardess, A Pilot, and One Nun Acuse Him of Copping A Feel

In Paris, the much maligned Strauss-Kahn arrived to a cheering and jeering crowd of people. But before he could even step off the plane, word came that Air France would be launching an investigation of Mr Dominique Strauss-Kahn's behavior during the...
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Funny story: Successful Face Transplant after Chupacabra Attack

Successful Face Transplant after Chupacabra Attack

A Mexican hotel maid underwent successful surgery to restore her face three months after a brutal attack by the legendary Chupacabra. The 19 hour surgery involved complete reconstruction of facial bone and cartilage, as well as transplantation and gr...
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Funny story: Strauss-Kahn Returns to IMF, Receives Applause

Strauss-Kahn Returns to IMF, Receives Applause

Dominique Strauss-Kahn apologized to the staff of the IMF in a visit to the institution on Monday and was greeted with warm applause. Strauss-Kahn, who was recently acquitted of sexual assault by a New York court, returned to France last Friday.
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Funny story: Powerful tremor strikes East Coast just as Manhattan DA begins Strauss-Kahn rape charges apologia

Powerful tremor strikes East Coast just as Manhattan DA begins Strauss-Kahn rape charges apologia

New York - The full karmic force of celestial wrath was felt in the United States today just as the Sun entered Virgo, sign of the Harvest and the Reap-As-You-Sow Goddess, at around 1.52 pm local time. Manhattan District Attorney Cyrus Vance was r...
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Funny story: S&P: Worse than Italy! Obama Celebrates with' Bungle-Bungle' Pool Party!

S&P: Worse than Italy! Obama Celebrates with' Bungle-Bungle' Pool Party!

Shortly after the S&P downgraded the US's bond rating, Obama pushed back by reaffirming his confidence in Treasury Secretary Tim "the taxman" Geithner at yet another White House Bungle-Bungle party featuring semi-nude interns, a former Miss Indon...
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Funny story: Strauss-Khan says he still likes the film "Maid in Manhattan"

Strauss-Khan says he still likes the film "Maid in Manhattan"

Former head of the International Monetary Fund, or IMF, Dominique Strauss-Khan has publicly admitted that despite all that has happened in recent weeks, he still enjoys "Maid In Manhattan." The 2002 film about Jennifer Lopez falling for a high ran...
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Funny story: "Nothing Remotely Iffy" about that bloke, say Lawyers

"Nothing Remotely Iffy" about that bloke, say Lawyers

Defence Lawyers have moved quickly to point out that the latest information proves there is absolutely nothing to worry about regarding a very well-off and powerful chappy who ran the whole world's finances and wanted to be a President. "Now look...
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Funny story: Dominique Strauss-Kahn says women always lie about men

Dominique Strauss-Kahn says women always lie about men

In an interview, Dominique Strauss-Kahn revealed that 80 percent of cases where men and women are in conflict with each other, women lie about men to demonstrate they have power. Most women lie about men to make financial gains. The legal battle...
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Funny story: Chamber Maid's Lawyer Lashes Out Against Strauss-Kahn

Chamber Maid's Lawyer Lashes Out Against Strauss-Kahn

The chamber maid from the Sofitel Hotel in Manhattan who accused Dominique Strauss-Khan of attempting to rape her is angry that Strauss-Kahn strode smiling from a Manhattan courtroom Friday after the judge in the attempted-rape case released him from...
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Funny story: Christine Lagarde: Speaks of sex in hotel bedrooms

Christine Lagarde: Speaks of sex in hotel bedrooms

Christine Lagarde, the IMF's new head, has vowed to always keep the door of a hotel room in which she's staying, wide open. Speaking to this reporter she said: "My hotel bedroom will be for sleeping only. Sleeping alone that is. I will always keep...
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Funny story: 'Wannabe Gary McKinnon' busted in Lulzsec hack probe

'Wannabe Gary McKinnon' busted in Lulzsec hack probe

Wickford, Essex - Ryan Cleary, a 19 year old IT buff, 'was just tracking aliens in the IMF' when cops pounced early this morning. Officers from the Serious & Disorganised Crime Agency seized tin foil hats and laptops in the Essex raid followin...
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Funny story: DSK: "I Stand Firmly Behind Congressman Weiner As He Fights for Justice and Human Rights!"

DSK: "I Stand Firmly Behind Congressman Weiner As He Fights for Justice and Human Rights!"

Former IMF CEO and invertebrate Frenchman Dominique Strauss Kahn said today he stands in solidarity behind Congressman Anthony Weiner after his admission of sending extreme sexual texts and cloaked and uncloaked penis pictures! The Frenchman, who...
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Funny story: Slow News Day: Killer Cukes, Horse Herpes Outbreak, Barcelona Wins. ZZZZ!

Slow News Day: Killer Cukes, Horse Herpes Outbreak, Barcelona Wins. ZZZZ!

With only one pool reporter assigned to handle emerging news over the weekend, that man, who can not be named, found nothing of Pulitzer Prize note was worthy of reporting on, unless of course like the New York Times one could make something up.
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Funny story: Accused French Rapist Could Dance on U.S. TV

Accused French Rapist Could Dance on U.S. TV

The lenient judge who freed wealthy Dominique Strauss-Kahn from a Riker's Island jail cell in favor of a marble-floored Manhattan luxury apartment may also let the Frenchman participate in "Dancing with the Stars," a popular TV show. The judge h...
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Funny story: Sir Fred Goodwin eyes top IMF position

Sir Fred Goodwin eyes top IMF position

London - His fiscal attributes are the very stuff of legend. And this weekend ex-RBS boss Sir Fred 'The Shred' Goodwin has been nominated to take on the top job at the IMF. Although not endowed with the same bonking - er...banking! - gravitarse...
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Funny story: Meatpacking District condo stay for Dominique Strauss-Kahn?

Meatpacking District condo stay for Dominique Strauss-Kahn?

New York - An apartment straddling the top floor of a bijou Italianate/Greek Revival-style former abattoir is tipped to shelter the beleaguered ex-IMF CEO, a Manhattan source said today. The plush co-op building is slap bang in the middle of the h...
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Funny story: International Monetary Fund candidate race hots up

International Monetary Fund candidate race hots up

With the retirement of Dominique Strauss-Kahn as head of the IMF as a result of chambermaid stress, the race is on for a replacement. While the most qualified successor seems to be financier Sir Fred Shred Bankruuin, because of his incredibly succ...
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