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Funny story: Apple Reveals New iBitch Robot

Apple Reveals New iBitch Robot

Electronics giant Apple chose New York City as a venue to introduce its new dominatrix robot, the iBitch, to consumers last week. Spokesbitch Ivana C. U. Hirt explained to reporters and tech gurus that the idea for the iBitch was actually spawned...
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Funny story: Dominatrix booths built in Zurich Airport

Dominatrix booths built in Zurich Airport

Zurich- Dominatrix booths were launched in Zurich Airport early in the year to get mean women off the streets and working in a controlled environment, it has emerged. Voters in Switzerland's biggest city gave their approval for the dominatrix boo...
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Funny story: Merkel's urgent request

Merkel's urgent request

Jaggedone's CIA received and urgent request from Angela Merkel early this morning after Vetoing any possibility of Greece not paying back trillions of Euro's to the European Central Banks and others. She has asked our top fashion designer, Gorgeo...
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Funny story: Dominatrix in Frankfurt, Germany, claims world whipping record!

Dominatrix in Frankfurt, Germany, claims world whipping record!

An infamous ageing Dominatrix in Frankfurt, Germany, has been entered into the Guiness book of records after beating the world's whipping record by fifty lashes and then she dropped dead! The previous record was 500000 lashes in 5 days held by US...
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Funny story: S & M toys are now more popular than dildos amongst females!

S & M toys are now more popular than dildos amongst females!

The times they are a changing especially amongst the female fraternity because now it seems that S & M toys are even more popular than dildos, vibrators and other ancient titilators! The modern woman is buying whips, butt plugs, handcuffs, lea...
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Funny story: Not Again! 'No Child Left Behind' Issue Pops Up as Miriam Clegg Leaves DPM Behind as He Shops for new Dyson

Not Again! 'No Child Left Behind' Issue Pops Up as Miriam Clegg Leaves DPM Behind as He Shops for new Dyson

Yet nother embarrassment for the Coalition as Spoof News stinger Aphrodite can now reveal that the haughty wife of Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg lost her patience whilst the DPM was shopping for a new vac at Harrods earlier this week, storming ou...
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Funny story: PMQ titters at Miliband's 'the Chancellor has lashed himself to the mast ...not for the first time perhaps!'

PMQ titters at Miliband's 'the Chancellor has lashed himself to the mast ...not for the first time perhaps!'

London - A thinly veiled S&M joke at PMQs today saw UK Chancellor George Osborne squirming in his Commons front bench seat. Opposition Leader Ed Miliband's swipe at Government economic policy saw a nudge-nudge/wink-wink remark allude to tabloi...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Hires World Class Dominatrix To Whip His Swing Into Shape

Tiger Woods Hires World Class Dominatrix To Whip His Swing Into Shape

Still licking his wounds after failing to win the 2011 Masters yesterday, Tiger reflected on why he hasn't won this tournament since 2006. While shooting a 31 on the front nine, and for a short time seeing his name on top of the leader board, he onc...
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Funny story: Dominatrix Sucks at Job

Dominatrix Sucks at Job

Wanda the Whip Wielder has just been told that if she doesn't buck up, she may be sacked from her job as head dominatrix at Joe's House 'o Pain in Manchester. Joe "Lucky" Day, the owner of the House o' Pain claims that Wanda has lost her touch. "...
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Funny story: Jesse James Buys Maricar The Dominatrix Her Very Own Harley Davidson Motorcycle

Jesse James Buys Maricar The Dominatrix Her Very Own Harley Davidson Motorcycle

LONG BEACH, California - One thing about Maricar The Whip-Cracking Dominatrix is that the girl certainly knows how to get around. After appearing on the talent reality show America's Got Talent she dated Sandra Bullock's ex-husband "Messy" Jesse B...
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Funny story: Mel Gibson Dumps Maricar The Sexy Dominatrix After Only 4 Days!

Mel Gibson Dumps Maricar The Sexy Dominatrix After Only 4 Days!

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Well it did not take Mel "The Raging Ranter" Gibson long to realize that he met his match when he invited Maricar The Whip-Cracking Dominatrix into his house. Gibson truly believed that Mari Mari would treat him nice and gentle k...
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Funny story: America's Got Talent: Three Popular Contestants Are Princess Poppycock, Maricar The Dominatrix, and Justin Bieber Wannabee Nathaniel Kenyon

America's Got Talent: Three Popular Contestants Are Princess Poppycock, Maricar The Dominatrix, and Justin Bieber Wannabee Nathaniel Kenyon

HOLLYWOOD - Mariah Carey's husband Nick "The Stick" Cannon, host of the award-winning talent show, America's Got Talent, has shown time after time that he is one of the most likable hosts on American TV. Nicky Poo, as Mariah calls him when they ar...
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Funny story: America's Got Talent: Maricar The Sexy Dominatrix Is Dating Ryan Seacrest

America's Got Talent: Maricar The Sexy Dominatrix Is Dating Ryan Seacrest

HOLLYWOOD - The word on the street is that America's Got Talent contestant Maricar The Sexy Dominatrix is dating American Idol host Ryan Seacrest. The two were reportedly spotted in Brooklyn having lunch at Al Pacino's eating establishment The Pho...
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