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Funny story: Area Man Injured By Frying Pan When He Didn't Duck Quickly Enough

Area Man Injured By Frying Pan When He Didn't Duck Quickly Enough

Local resident Dan Mead, 43, was injured Saturday evening when he was struck in the forehead by a cast iron frying pan that had been thrown by his girlfriend. Mr. Mead drove himself to an emergency room and required 11 stitches for the injury. His...
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Funny story: Rihanna Declared 'Fist Coozie' By Beatdown Magazine

Rihanna Declared 'Fist Coozie' By Beatdown Magazine

HOLLYWOOD (CA) - Hot on the heels of Rihanna being called a 'fashion icon' in a UK-based lawsuit, the editors of Beatdown Magazine have bestowed the pop star with yet another honor: the number one spot on their annual Top 100 celebrities readers...
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Funny story: Chris Brown Punches! (the air in delight)

Chris Brown Punches! (the air in delight)

Chris Brown is the luckiest man in the world not only can he punch people with almost no consequence but the motherfucker can brag about it via a tattoo. The news that gives violent lovers everywhere hope, is about to break. Rihanna is about to a...
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Funny story: Romney Surges in Polls Despite Lack of Support From Everyone in America

Romney Surges in Polls Despite Lack of Support From Everyone in America

As another "Super" day of Presidential primaries comes and goes, the behemoth that is the Romney campaign continues to crush everything in it's path like Adele in line at Ponderosa. With an increasing number of delegates finally admitting to thems...
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Funny story: Woman Left Permanently Disfigured After Long Suffering Husband Smashed Her Face In With A Shovel

Woman Left Permanently Disfigured After Long Suffering Husband Smashed Her Face In With A Shovel

A Hetton Le Hole woman has gone into hiding following a ferocious assault on her person by her own husband. Who reportedly smashed her in the face really hard with a shovel. A Family Liaison Officer was despatched to the scene, where the man was a...
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Funny story: Drinks firm funds pregnancy move

Drinks firm funds pregnancy move

Interstellar Tortoise lager, long known as the 'Wife Beater', has begun a promotion to big up pregnancy. As opposed to the drinks firm Diego, who are extolling the dangers of drink during pregnancy, Stella are going for the 'alternative' view.
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Funny story: Coventry Housing Problem Sparked By 'Silent Treatment'

Coventry Housing Problem Sparked By 'Silent Treatment'

Coventry, the UK city that was remorselessly and relentlessly bombed by Adolf Hitler's Luftwaffe during the Second World War, now has a huge housing problem due to the fact that, in recent years, so many people have been sent there after arguments.
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Funny story: Martha Stewart's Dog Charged With Domestic Violence After Attack

Martha Stewart's Dog Charged With Domestic Violence After Attack

Martha Stewart's dog was arrested and charged with domestic battery[/color] after head-butting his felonious mogul-master, who needed 9 stitches to close up a bloody gash on her upper lip. Martha was getting ready to leave her NY home Tuesday when...
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Funny story: Domestic violence: four in ten victims are men, study reveals

Domestic violence: four in ten victims are men, study reveals

A recently published study has revealed that four in ten domestic violence victims are men. Professor Basil Belter of the Family and Social Studies faculty at the University of Peckham says the findings are shocking. "Gone are the days when domest...
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Funny story: Richard 'beats' Judy across the face, with a string of sausages 'every day' shocker!

Richard 'beats' Judy across the face, with a string of sausages 'every day' shocker!

The Daily Scum can reveal Richard Madefortv regularly beats his screen wife Judy with a string of sausages. The obnoxious despot also throws their baby out of the window at regular intervals. TV medical mad-man, Dr Harold Shipmam says "Richard is...
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Funny story: New Indian Law Allows Burning Of Husbands

New Indian Law Allows Burning Of Husbands

A new Bollywood film which depicts scenes of domestic ultraviolence and domestic abuse, has inspired a change in Indian law regarding marital disputes and their resolution.
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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