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Survey Says Dolphins Well Prepared for Retirement

Funny story: Survey Says Dolphins Well Prepared for Retirement

A new study by the American Banking Association finds that dolphins are better prepared for retirement than most Americans. “Dolphins are incredibly savvy when it comes to saving for retirement,” said Harry Schmedlap, director of sea mammal invest...

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Increase in beached whales around the UK - Brexit blamed

Funny story: Increase in beached whales around the UK - Brexit blamed

The number of whales, dolphins and porpoises landing on British beaches has peaked significantly in the past year. Marine biologists are baffled as to the cause, as sea conditions have not changed drastically in recent months. One scientist had a...

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Dolphins Offer Widespread Election-Season Cheering Through New Communicator

Funny story: Dolphins Offer Widespread Election-Season Cheering Through New Communicator

Stories throughout the ages tell of dolphins aiding drowning, shipwrecked sailors. Now dolphins are offering the American public aid in an unprecedented way. Dolphins Among Us, a Florida based non-profit, just perfected a patented human-dolphin co...

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Should We Eat Animals That Piss Us Off? Dolphin 'Smack Chatter' Reopens The Debate

Funny story: Should We Eat Animals That Piss Us Off? Dolphin 'Smack Chatter' Reopens The Debate

We have come to think of dolphins as intelligent mammals; the sages of the sea, who have even been known to save a human or two caught in troubled waters. That status is now under review following groundbreaking research about to be published by The...

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Dolphins Capable of Having "Frenemies" study finds

Funny story: Dolphins Capable of Having "Frenemies" study finds

Jim Vogal, a marine biologist with who specializes in the study of aquatic mammals has published a shocking discovery. Dolphins, long known for their intelligence and libertine tendencies toward sexual matters are even more complex than once believed...

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Dolphins Fitted With Microphones Swear A Lot

Funny story: Dolphins Fitted With Microphones Swear A Lot

Marine Biologists fitting Dolphins with voice headsets have reported that they all swear profusely. They are apparently very intelligent fish, but use the "F" and "C" words all the time. UnderSeaworld, the Corporate Entertainment giant who though...

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Dolphins call each other dirty names

Funny story: Dolphins call each other dirty names

HARFOLD, Vt. - Harfold State College released a report today that supports the long-suspected assumption that dolphins were really mean deep down inside. "Calling each other names is just the beginning," said Jan Vincent, instructor of marine scie...

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Dolphins decide never to help humans again!

Funny story: Dolphins decide never to help humans again!

Solomon Islands, today: The slaughtering of innocent dolphins continues unabated and if Japanese butcherers were not enough, Solomon Island inhabitants have also decided to cull innocent dolphins swimming in their shores. The dolphins have had en...

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Near-sighted dolphin mistakes child for Honey Boo Boo and bites her!

Funny story: Near-sighted dolphin mistakes child for Honey Boo Boo and bites her!

ORLANDO, Florida (ABSNN) - A dolphin named Sally bit a child who was feeding her in a tank at Orlando's Sea World Sunday. Police immediately arrested the dolphin who told them, "I'm so sorry! I'm so near-sighted, I thought the little girl was Honey...

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Halifax to change its name

Funny story: Halifax to change its name

Halifax, the post industrial town that sits near Huddersfield and Leeds on the M62, has applied to have its name changed. "Halifax is so last century," said town Mayor, Keith Bottlebottom. "We need a name for the twenty-first century." Halifax...

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Dirty Limericks by Angry Feminist Lesbians

The Spoof's limericks column has been popular with lad readers, but criticism has come from certain other quarters over what some perceive as sexist elements. In the interest of fairness and constructive criticism we present what we are told will be a humorous and thoughtful rebuttal from Val-Grace MacDorkin, a prominent spokesperson on women's issues: You've come here for dirty humor, haven't...

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Dolphin friendly foods hit the shops

Funny story: Dolphin friendly foods hit the shops

Given the success of Dolphin Friendly Tuna, one particular food produce is joining the gravy train with Dolphin Friendly foods, such as Dolphin Friendly Gravy. "We've got a great range in Dolphin Friendly Carrots," said greengrocer Danielle Jerrou...

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Isle of Wight News - Unfortunate porpoise cannot be saved

Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Unfortunate porpoise cannot be saved

Rescuers who attempted to rescue a stranded porpoise have come under intense criticism from animal rights activists for their methods in returning the unfortunate creature back out to sea. "The stranded porpoise was found on a beach near Brighston...

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World's tallest man sought by Porn companies

Funny story: World's tallest man sought by Porn companies

This week the world's tallest man, at 2.36m (7ft 8.95in) has saved two dolphins by using his long arms to reach into their stomachs and pull out dangerous plastic shards. Mongolian herdsman Bao Xishun was called in after the dolphins swallowed pla...

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Scientists Develop a Bilingual Dolphin Communication Device

Funny story: Scientists Develop a Bilingual Dolphin Communication Device

Costa Rica - Two scientists have developed a device that will finally allow us to decipher and communicate with dolphins. Dr. Federico Barrera and Dr. Augustin Sanches-Guerrero developed the dolphin translator two summers ago. It has taken two year...

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Scientists discover "balloonheaded" dolphins, they're not, they're aliens!

Funny story: Scientists discover "balloonheaded" dolphins, they're not, they're aliens!

Scientists have discovered the fossil of what seems to be a dolphin with a "balloon head", well they're not actually dolphins, they are aliens! This particular type of "alien dolphin" was let loose by an alien warship 2 million years ago passing b...

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Dolphins Are Rubber-necking A--holes, Just Like Humans

Funny story: Dolphins Are Rubber-necking A--holes, Just Like Humans

Dolphin researchers are interested in reviewing footage taken of a dolphin leaping out of its holding cell during a July 4 marine show at Okinawa Churaumi Aquarium, in southwestern Japan. But not for the reason you'd think. "People think we wa...

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Dolphins Prove To Be Smartest Creatures On Planet - Maybe They Are Studying Us.

Funny story: Dolphins Prove To Be Smartest Creatures On Planet - Maybe They Are Studying Us.

New Zealand scientists have proven that it is another mammal other than man that is the smartest creature on earth. Recent evidence has convinced them that the dolphin uses the most brain cells and not his distant relative the homo sapien. The Kiw...

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