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Funny story:  Fears for U.S. Economy as Porn Industry droops again Resistance to Viaggro blamed

Fears for U.S. Economy as Porn Industry droops again Resistance to Viaggro blamed

The US porn industry is to shut down again after another artist tested positive for Erectile Dysfunction it has been revealed. The move has reignited the debate over the use of Viaggro in adult movies. Digby Drake, of industry trade group the Fre...
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Funny story:  SCOTUS: 2016 Presidential office to be auctioned on eBay

SCOTUS: 2016 Presidential office to be auctioned on eBay

Washington DC - The Supreme Court of the United States of America today ruled by construction that since corporations are people, and money is free speech: dollars are votes. The Chief Justice who wrote the ruling spoke briefly to the largest asse...
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Funny story:  JP Morgan begging

JP Morgan begging

NEW YORK - JP Morgan issued a press release at a press conference today stating that they had to stop buying anything. This has nothing to do with the fact that they lost billions of dollars, the exact amount unknown. CEO, JD, stated that the rea...
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Funny story:  Federal Reserve building under sea pipeline to pump dollars to Europe

Federal Reserve building under sea pipeline to pump dollars to Europe

Atlantic Ocean - Our source, Micky Splainit aboard the S.S. Dollylop, a pipeline building vessel dispatched by the Federal Reserve, reports that construction of a pipeline capable of pumping a trillion dollars per day to Germany is nearly completed.
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Funny story:  Discarded bales of Euros found behind large German bank

Discarded bales of Euros found behind large German bank

MUNICH - Hans Snortlebuntof, a well known artist in the city, has leaked to the press that he has constructed his next work of art, to be revealed Jan. 2, 2012, entirely out of 1000 Euro bills. Three tons of them. According to investigative repor...
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Funny story:  Americans growing impatient with euro's slow collapse, need it to happen now

Americans growing impatient with euro's slow collapse, need it to happen now

HARFOLD, Vt. - After reading for weeks that the euro promises to collapse, Americans in northern Vermont are growing impatient, unable to make a decision as to whether they'll travel to Europe in 2012. "I need that sucker to go one-to-one," said S...
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Funny story:  Do-It-Yourself Dollars program created to stimulate the US economy

Do-It-Yourself Dollars program created to stimulate the US economy

Washington, DC -- The US Treasury Department is introducing a program designed to stimulate the US economy from the bottom up. Called "Do-It-Yourself Dollars," the effort provides software American taxpayers can use to print their own cash. "Now,...
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Funny story:  Desperate Obama Seeks Advice from Gordon "Goldfinger" Brown on Liquidation of Gold Reserves!

Desperate Obama Seeks Advice from Gordon "Goldfinger" Brown on Liquidation of Gold Reserves!

Barry Obama, faced with the reality of an economic catastrophe which could cause him to be a one term President, initiated a crisis management call to former UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown seeking liquidity and re election advice. (Ed. Note: you...
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Funny story:  Nuclear experts  confounded

Nuclear experts confounded

Tokyo - Speech expert Dr. Hotseetanuka is alarmed today at the sudden onset of stuttering that is afflicting "Nuclear Experts". Many such "experts" are being consulted today with regards to the nuclear catastrophe here. Surprisingly, they are sud...
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Funny story:  Megan Fox in Thong May Save the U.S. Dollar!

Megan Fox in Thong May Save the U.S. Dollar!

News out of Hollywood and Washington is that a new dollar bill that will feature sexy actress Megan Fox will replace the one with George Washington until the United States debt can be paid. "With the US dollar getting lower by the day and the US g...
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Funny story:  US President Barack Obama unveils plans for $7.2 trillion (£4.5 trillion) mega-deficits to bankrupt the USA

US President Barack Obama unveils plans for $7.2 trillion (£4.5 trillion) mega-deficits to bankrupt the USA

Washington DC, USA: US President Barack Obama unveiling plans for $7.2 trillion (£4.5 trillion) of deficit spending over the next decade, will test the bond markets with mega-deficits, whilst making little attempt to control the spiralling costs of...
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Funny story:  China Dumps The Dollar

China Dumps The Dollar

Wall Street was in a panic early this morning when news leaked out from the People's Republic of China that the people there were dumping the United States dollar by the millions! "We have too many dollars", stated one Hung Long. "Five trillion an...
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Funny story:  Canadian Man With Life-Like Looking Silicone Doll Arrested For Assault and Battery

Canadian Man With Life-Like Looking Silicone Doll Arrested For Assault and Battery

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - David Hockey a 57-year-old Canadian man recently vacationed down in sunny Mexico with one of his seven life-like looking silicone dolls named Bianca. Hockey, who says that his wife, who is a real biological woman, said tha...
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Funny story:  US Treasury Forced to buy more North Korean Counterfeit Notes as 1.1B New Bills Flawed!

US Treasury Forced to buy more North Korean Counterfeit Notes as 1.1B New Bills Flawed!

After spending $120M to print brand new 'counterfeit proof' new $100 notes at twice the old price, the Treasury was forced to admit today they were scrapping all 1.1 Billion of them due to a printing error! The error was not caught during the tre...
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Funny story:  Facebook Coins To Replace Dollar

Facebook Coins To Replace Dollar

Washington, DC-- The Federal Reserve is working with Facebook to make some remarkable changes in the US economy. The Federal Reserve plans to replace the dollar with Facebook coins, beginning on January 1. The golden coins will replace the greenbac...
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Funny story:  US Treasury Unveils Redesigned $100 Bill

US Treasury Unveils Redesigned $100 Bill

Standing proudly about as if they had done something, US Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke, Treasurer of the US Rosie Rios, and US Secret Service Deputy Director Keith Prewitt, today unveiled America's newest...
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Funny story:  Chinese warned not to try to keep US currency

Chinese warned not to try to keep US currency

WASHINGTON DC - The Federal Reserve issued a warning through a special courier to me for world-wide publication to China, "Do not attempt to keep our currency". As the note handed to me stated: US currency is the property of the United States G...
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Funny story:  Bernanke announces top ten new ways to stimulate the economy

Bernanke announces top ten new ways to stimulate the economy

WASHINGTON DC - Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke announced to a small disparate pool of reporters today that due to the weak U.S. economy and labor market a new ten prong approach to placing money in the hands of Joe the Six-pack will be impleme...
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