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Funny story:  Boston police destroy two poodles

Boston police destroy two poodles

BOSTON, MA - Boston Metropolitan Police have blown up two unattended poodles found near the Boston Marathon's finish line. They say they've taken a little old lady into custody in connection with the two suspicious canines. Police spokesman, Mike...
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Funny story:  Men Walking Dogs In Woods Know Its Only A Matter Of Time Before They Discover Murder Victims

Men Walking Dogs In Woods Know Its Only A Matter Of Time Before They Discover Murder Victims

Describing it as 'bound to happen sooner or later' male dog walkers acknowledged Saturday that they shall all, at some point or another, discover a murder victim buried deep in the woods where they walk their dogs. Dog owners of all ages across th...
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Funny story:  Poltergeist activity surrounds Dubya's portrait of Putin bitch Koni

Poltergeist activity surrounds Dubya's portrait of Putin bitch Koni

Dallas, Texarse - A Texas gallery is being sued for millions of dollars after an exhibit by painter George W Bush was accused of infecting a visitor with canine distemper by manifesting malignant hexoplasm during a guided tour. Doctors at the Da...
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Funny story:  Disabled Houston Veteran Booted From Restaurant Over Service dog

Disabled Houston Veteran Booted From Restaurant Over Service dog

A disabled U.S. veteran says he was booted from a Thai restaurant in Houston because the staff were not prepared to cook and serve him his service dog as an entree. Aryeh Ohayon, who served in the Army and Navy said his service dog, Bandit, was g...
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Funny story:  Local Man Thinks Note He Got From Lady Means She Wants His Body

Local Man Thinks Note He Got From Lady Means She Wants His Body

James Milan of right here in Leonardsville is excited over a lady that he spotted that had recently moved to town "And boy is she a knockout!" "I have been asking around to those who will talk to me, mostly men, and they tell me that she is a wido...
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Funny story:  Foods Our Mom Made Us Eat That We Tried to Feed to the Dog

Foods Our Mom Made Us Eat That We Tried to Feed to the Dog

1. beef liver 2. brussel sprouts 3. canned spinach 4. Hamburger Helper 5. boiled canned peas 6. okra 7. pickled beets 8. gizzards 9. liverwurst 10. lima beans 11. pickled pig's feet 12. prunes 13. pickled herring 14. turnips 15. beef brains 16. greasy cheesy hamburgers 17. sardines 18. octopus 19. venison 20. limburger ch...
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Funny story:  Justin & Friend Get Old Grouch Back

Justin & Friend Get Old Grouch Back

After the great trick Justin Bieber pulled reported to us by a friend, we just had to go back and ask about others. "There was this sour old man and his little dog in the neighborhood who hated kids and tried to keep us even from walking a sidewal...
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Funny story:  Pope Blesses Valentine Marriage of Dog And Cat

Pope Blesses Valentine Marriage of Dog And Cat

A dog and a cat got the Pope's blessing yesterday for a Valentine's wedding attended by hundreds of PETA members, some with their pets. "It's time to let the little creatures follow our own traditions", stated the host before the ceremony. "We her...
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Funny story:  Twenty Reasons Why Dogs Will Never Be Woman's Best Friend

Twenty Reasons Why Dogs Will Never Be Woman's Best Friend

1. The dog gets to spend more time with her man than the woman does. 2. Why have a dog as a best friend when your other choice is a diamond? 3. I don't know how to put the "crotch sniffing thing" gently. 4. Slobbering, drooling, barfing, peeing, pooping in the house. 5. Flatulence! 6. The dog always get to sit between the woman and the man in the front seat of the car. 7.
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Funny story:  New Mexico Is Complaining About All Of The Marijuana Smoke Floating Down From Colorado

New Mexico Is Complaining About All Of The Marijuana Smoke Floating Down From Colorado

SANTA FE, New Mexico - State officials in New Mexico have gone on record as saying that they are demanding that the state of Colorado do something about all of the marijuana smoke that is floating down from their state into New Mexico. Salvador Ci...
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Funny story:  Homeless Dogs Better Off Than Homeless

Homeless Dogs Better Off Than Homeless

A Harvard Research Study released today proves that homeless dogs, reguardless of where they live, are better off then the homeless. "Dogs have the unique ability to survive the worst situations" says researcher Doug St. Charles. "Lets face it, d...
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Funny story:  A French Poodle In Colorado Accidentally Eats 5 Marijuana Joints

A French Poodle In Colorado Accidentally Eats 5 Marijuana Joints

VAIL, Colorado - Animal veterinarian Dr. Griffin Willowbuck, 51, said that in the 24 years that he has been an animal doctor he has never come across this type of situation. Dr. Willowbuck said that a very frantic young couple brought in their Fre...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Embarrassed At Airport Security!

Sarah Palin Embarrassed At Airport Security!

Sarah Plain has once again spoken out about the Martin Bashir resignation. "I expect these personal attacks on me because I am a Christian, I am conservative and I want the USA to stay a free nation. So Mr. Bashir didn't say anything that will bot...
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Funny story:  Kim Jon un to give Dog Lover's concert at Canada's CNE Stadium

Kim Jon un to give Dog Lover's concert at Canada's CNE Stadium

Dog loving Head of North Korea, Kim Jon un is to give a massive Rock Concert to promote better quality Dog Food. North Korean Bands from the 60's 70's and 80's up to present day Superstars like 3 Dog Night and the Bonzo Dog Doo Da Band have been i...
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Funny story:  Britney Spears is in the dog house

Britney Spears is in the dog house

Britney Spears is in the doghouse with a pet rescue agency after giving a pooch away to her friend Elton John. The singing diva adopted Iggy, a French Terrier mix, on Dec. 3d. But after three years, things didn't work out. Spears then gave the do...
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Funny story:  Governor Chris Christie Adopts A Special Dog

Governor Chris Christie Adopts A Special Dog

TRENTON - Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey has stated that he will bet anyone who cares to make a bet that he will be the 2016 GOP presidential candidate. The rotund governor said that he will continue to lose weight until he looks a little l...
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Funny story:  Big Rat Reported in Texas Causing Panic!

Big Rat Reported in Texas Causing Panic!

Middleton, Texas: Officers in West Texas who answered calls about a huge rat chasing people around the neighborhood at night are out watching to see if it shows up again. "I don't care how big the rat is, this old shotgun will blow that sucker aw...
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Funny story:  America's Top Drug Dog Retires

America's Top Drug Dog Retires

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Sergeant Fido, who is considered to be the very best drug-sniffing dog in the history of the U.S. Customs K-9 Corps has just retired after spending 10 years in El Paso, Texas. Fido, was given a lavish retirement party by his han...
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Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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