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Funny story: Man Walking Dog In Woods Doesn't Find Murder Victim

Man Walking Dog In Woods Doesn't Find Murder Victim

A man walking his dog in a wooded area near Evesham has told friends how, despite expecting to any minute, he didn't find a mutilated corpse, the victim of some gruesome revenge killing or spontaneous, frenzied 'rape-gone-wrong'. The man, Ernest N...
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Funny story: Dudley Council to clamp down on irresponsible dog-owners

Dudley Council to clamp down on irresponsible dog-owners

Residents of Dudley, in the West Midlands, have become so enraged with irresponsible dog owners who allow their pets to foul in public places and then fail to clear up their mess, that they have demanded that the local council take drastic action.
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Funny story: Blues Singer's Dog Runs Away

Blues Singer's Dog Runs Away

Braxton, Mississippi - Blues singer and guitarist Henry Johnson Jr. had more bad luck this week when his dog ran away. Johnson was recently fired by his own wife, who then dumped him and began a relationship with the man she hired to replace him. Jo...
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Funny story: Terrorists Attack Dog Show

Terrorists Attack Dog Show

It seems nothing is safe from terrorists these days as an unknown group fighting on behalf of mongrels called IDID meaning "Imbecile Doggy Idiots Die", have poisoned a prize winning Red Setter by feeding it with rotting red meat! IDID did not beh...
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Funny story: Woman loses dog and gets a new one

Woman loses dog and gets a new one

Yorkshire- A woman who lost her Yorshire terrier causes scandal looking for her dog. Gillian Hainsworth encountered unexpected trouble when she went looking for her dog in her town. Every dog she saw she claimed was hers. "It's quite surprisi...
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Funny story: 500 Poodle Parlours Closed Down For Grooming Under-Age Dogs

500 Poodle Parlours Closed Down For Grooming Under-Age Dogs

A six month surveillance operation on sleazy dog grooming premises throughout the U.K. ended this morning with almost 1000 arrests. Puppies are not legally allowed to be groomed before the age of 7 weeks. The sting, codename W.A.L.K.I.E.S and targett...
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Funny story: Vets Find Miracle Cure For Internet Worms

Vets Find Miracle Cure For Internet Worms

In another U.K. "first" The British Association for Parasitic Worm Development has discovered that internet worms can be permanently eliminated by a single treatment of dog wormer medicine. The computers will have to be treated by qualified veter...
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Funny story: Man finally admits he let the dogs out

Man finally admits he let the dogs out

The Baha Men famously asked: "Who let the dogs out?" Now, over a decade after the question was brought forth in the group's hit song, a London, England man has admitted that it was him who released the group's canines. Duncan Morris, a 39 year...
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Funny story: St. Clair dog barks up wrong tree

St. Clair dog barks up wrong tree

Toggles, a 4 year old German Shepherd, was found yesterday morning barking up the wrong tree. Mr. James Trifles of St. Clair, PA, expressed surprise and dismay all at the same time. "That damn dog. I don't know what I'm going to do with him. I lov...
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Funny story: New Robot Dog To Fight New League Of Crime

New Robot Dog To Fight New League Of Crime

Mexico's criminal underworld has taken a dark turn with the rise of new criminals known as, 'super cyber scientific secret base bad guys.' The fight against crime called for an out of towner. An unknown police man who believes his dog is a robot.
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Funny story: Supreme Court Justice Advocates Stomping on Dead Puppies

Supreme Court Justice Advocates Stomping on Dead Puppies

WASHINGTON -- In a 5-4 ruling the U.S. Supreme Court established new guidelines for States who execute criminals for capitol crimes. "In view of the reality that there are significant problems with the five methods currently used to execute peop...
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Funny story: Man's Son Bites Dog

Man's Son Bites Dog

50 years ago, in Westontown, PA, on May 8th, Charles E. Trekk famously bit a schnauzer on the corner of Main Street and Earl Avenue during an altercation with the pooch's owner, Jerrold Sherman. A small argument escalated into an angry situation. At...
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Funny story: Dog-Cat Species Change Now a Reality

Dog-Cat Species Change Now a Reality

San Francisco (STT News) 'Rover', a 2-year-old mixed breed dog in the small village of Twangings, Califonia, will soon be the first canine to undergo species surgery to become a cat. The owner recently won a lawsuit that allows animals to be what the...
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Funny story: Local Man Killed By Farts At Dog Races

Local Man Killed By Farts At Dog Races

A local man from Orlando, Florida has cashed in his chips, hit the big one. He was Harry Poltus but most people just called him Doug. No one knows why. Doug had been betting on the dog races all his life and had developed a system where he would w...
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Funny story: Tybee Island Dog Ordered To Pay Puppy Support

Tybee Island Dog Ordered To Pay Puppy Support

A Tybee Island judge has ordered that a 3-year-old Labrador pay "puppy support" to the mother of his illegitimate puppy, a Lab/Terrier mix named Oscar after ruling that he is, without doubt, the father. Judge Steven Schoor, who made the judgement...
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Funny story: S.F. Man & Dog Earn Earthquake Money On Street, But Fear PETA!

S.F. Man & Dog Earn Earthquake Money On Street, But Fear PETA!

A San Francisco man and his dog do a pretty good business on the streets of San Francisco, one step ahead of PETA. The man won't give his name as he may have to check out fast but he claims that the first few times he and Arnold who was also on th...
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Funny story: Disturbing Plastic Surgery for Pets Trend Sweeping Across United States

Disturbing Plastic Surgery for Pets Trend Sweeping Across United States

Pet owners wanting to turn their pets into lookalikes of their favourite celebrities, a craze that began in Los Angeles, could be headed across the USA. Plastic surgery for dogs and cats is big business in Tinsel Town where pet owners are paying i...
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Funny story: Boston police destroy two poodles

Boston police destroy two poodles

BOSTON, MA - Boston Metropolitan Police have blown up two unattended poodles found near the Boston Marathon's finish line. They say they've taken a little old lady into custody in connection with the two suspicious canines. Police spokesman, Mike...
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