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Funny story: Dogging: Britain's Dirty Secret. A Spoof Exclusive

Dogging: Britain's Dirty Secret. A Spoof Exclusive

An undercover investigation by our correspondents Paxton Quigley and Ivana Orgasmovich. Paxton writes from Balham: They say that only mugs volunteer and when the editor came into the newsroom looking for a volunteer for an undercover investigation suddenly everybody appeared to be extremely busy. I was the one who wasn't fast enough to come up with a plausible excuse for not undertaking the as...
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Funny story: Dogging Tragedy Leaves Three Dead

Dogging Tragedy Leaves Three Dead

The picturesque village of Little Divot suffered yet another in a long line of headline making calamities after three local residents met their maker in a most undignified way. The three perverted victims, named locally as Randy B'Stard, Fanny So...
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Funny story: Dorking couple arrested after miscommunication

Dorking couple arrested after miscommunication

Dorking couple, Doris and Harold Heinz have been arrested after a series of public indecency offences left them in hot water. "It all started when our new neighbours moved in," said Doris Heinz, 57, who has been bailed, pending trial. "We thought...
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Funny story: Essex travellers demand £6m to bugger off

Essex travellers demand £6m to bugger off

Travellers living illegally on the Ugley Green caravan site in Essex have demanded £6million of taxpayers' money to leave. The request was made by the gipsys' representative Paddy Pikey during a secret meeting with Ugley Green council leader Basil...
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Funny story: Vicar discovers pensioners "dogging" in churchyard

Vicar discovers pensioners "dogging" in churchyard

A shocked vicar has stumbled across a website that directs old age pensioners to his churchyard for dogging sessions. The Born Again Doggers website lists his church in the Essex village of Ugley as a "nice and secluded spot" to have outdoor sex...
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Funny story: Anger As Government Suggest Revamp Of Dogging Sites Across The UK

Anger As Government Suggest Revamp Of Dogging Sites Across The UK

In a move that has angered local citizens the length and breadth of the country, government ministers have put forward plans to revamp over thirty dogging sites across the UK. Whilst thousands of healthcare, childcare and other high profile servic...
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Funny story: Forest Sale Scam Shock

Forest Sale Scam Shock

The sale of forest land has attracted opposition from unexpected quarters - A Mr Gump, 49, said 'Ah guess ah'll have to find a new name… Devastation, maybe.' Frodo Baggins, eleventy-three, said 'Middle Earth will never be the same again. Sellin...
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Funny story: Doggers get police protection

Doggers get police protection

Police officers around the UK have been given guidelines to help them protect people who engage in dogging from hate crimes. Chief Superintendent Phil McCavity, from Burgess Hill police station said, "Having sex in public places is only a crime w...
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Funny story: UK Sex Doggers hanging their "balls" out are to be stopped by real bulls!

UK Sex Doggers hanging their "balls" out are to be stopped by real bulls!

A notorious lay-by (which they often do) in Puttenham, UK, where doggers (for our US readers = lay-by in the open for sex-starved illicit doggers!) search for all types of sex is causing much anger amongst local residents. Even school kiddies are...
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Funny story: Dogging: Another Reason To Thank God That We Won The War of Independence

Dogging: Another Reason To Thank God That We Won The War of Independence

Experts, patriots and, frankly, anyone with a lick of sense is falling to their knees and thanking their Higher Power that the Colonist rebels managed to win independence over England, for any one of a thousand reasons. Add "Dogging", and we're a...
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Funny story: Did Selena Gomez Really Go Dogging With Stan Collymore?

Did Selena Gomez Really Go Dogging With Stan Collymore?

My source, eccentric English film producer/director, Buffty Ginslinger, was telling anyone who cared to listen to him in a Soho watering hole that Disney actress/singer Selena Gomez spent the greater part of last night out dogging with ex-footballer...
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Funny story: New MI6 C In "Filthy" Internet Pictures

New MI6 C In "Filthy" Internet Pictures

London, Rooters - The new head of MI6, Sir John Sawyers, has been immersed in further scandal as it emerged his wife has posted pictures of the couple taking part in "unusual sexual activity" on internet social web picture talk dirty site Vicebook.
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Funny story: Britain's 2012 Olympic Dogging Team now recruiting!

Britain's 2012 Olympic Dogging Team now recruiting!

With the early completion of the UK 2012 Olympic Dogging Team's training facility the search for "Members" begins. Team manager Dustin Dipper announced that they would be holding an "X Factor" style audition system for prospective team members.
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Funny story: 'Dogging' Not As Popular As It Used To Be, Says Voyeur

'Dogging' Not As Popular As It Used To Be, Says Voyeur

'Dogging' is losing its popularity, and is not as practised as it was only a year ago, says an expert who regularly attends dogging events. Dogging, the act of performing sex whilst being watched by strangers, achieved notoriety in the 1990s after...
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Funny story: Bill Oddie Arrested For Watching Dippers & Beavers

Bill Oddie Arrested For Watching Dippers & Beavers

Former 'Goodie' and Wildlife Presenter Bill Oddie has been arrested at the Highland Widlife Centre Car Park in Kingussie, Scotland for watching Dippers and Beavers, he insisted "I was only there as an observing 'twitcher'."...
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