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Funny story:  Professor Given Five Million Dollars To Study Immortality

Professor Given Five Million Dollars To Study Immortality

The Massie Rockefeller Foundation has awarded a $5 million grant to Steve Martin Windgate, distinguished professor of philosophy at the University of California at Riverside in Nevada, to undertake a rigorous examination of a wide range of issues rel...
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Funny story:  Area Man Chokes To Death On Doughnut Hole

Area Man Chokes To Death On Doughnut Hole

Nafus, Illinois: Local resident Robert Reeves dropped dead as a hammer after running from 'The Do-Nut Shack' on Ohio Street all the way to the Casino Boat and into the lobby. Mr. Reeves was pronounced dead by at least a dozen doctors who had a con...
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Funny story:  Doctors Are Thrilled With The Brand New iCamera 9000

Doctors Are Thrilled With The Brand New iCamera 9000

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just announced an exciting new breakthrough in the medical world. The Apricot Company which is based in Tarzana, California has just placed on the market the new iCamera 9000. A spokesperson f...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Has Been Prescribed Female Hormone Pills

Justin Bieber Has Been Prescribed Female Hormone Pills

BEVERLY HILLS, California - The highly troubled Canadian singer, Justin Bieber traveled to Beverly Hills to consult with a doctor who specializes in female hormones. Bieber was told by a close friend that his problem of acting like he's some tough...
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Funny story:  Whipped Cream Makes For a Gentler Face Lift say Experts

Whipped Cream Makes For a Gentler Face Lift say Experts

BEVERLEY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - Dr. Fleming and Dr. Mayer, Top Rated Plastic Surgeon experts who have worked at the Beverly Hills Institute for 25 years, announced today they have developed a new additive for face and body work. "We are now adding...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Having Trouble Over Intimacy With Doctor

Justin Bieber Having Trouble Over Intimacy With Doctor

"I don't know if something happened to me in early childhood or what but I cannot stand getting a physical every year...but I guess I must", he told a friend while back at home. The friend stated that he knew the feeling as he was the same way wit...
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Funny story:  Woman Confesses She Didn't Have Orgasm Three Solid Hours!

Woman Confesses She Didn't Have Orgasm Three Solid Hours!

After receiving news from the hospital that there wasn't anything unusual about their lab work that caused the three hour orgasm, the couple finally admitted that she had faked it for another woman on a video (she was an actress) and the guy was an a...
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Funny story:  Nina Dobrev Sues Hollywood Doctor After Colonoscopy

Nina Dobrev Sues Hollywood Doctor After Colonoscopy

Since spies and vampires seem to be the hot items these days, now we seem to be getting them both in a Hollywood Lawsuit launched by an attorney for actress Nina Dobrev. According to her lawyer, like others in Hollywood, she went to an unnamed doc...
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Funny story:  Lots of Sh*t Going Down: U.S. Government - Be Warned!!!

Lots of Sh*t Going Down: U.S. Government - Be Warned!!!

An unnamed doctor has told the press (he wore a mask) that the United States government has ordered that every doctor suggest a rectal exam to all patients at their offices. "Then they give this little device to push up their rear ends so that the...
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Funny story:  Tears grow for kissing teenager

Tears grow for kissing teenager

Doctors are concerned about a 16-year-old girl who has been crying profusely every time she kisses someone. At first, when Wendy Wetkiss started kissing people properly, only a few small tears would run down her cheeks. But recently her tears have...
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Funny story:  British experts warn of rise in genital cosmetic surgery

British experts warn of rise in genital cosmetic surgery

British gynaecologists warned today that increasing numbers of men, teenage girls and women are undergoing genital cosmetic surgery, driven in part by unrealistic images of how they should look based on pornography and today's freak artists. "I g...
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Funny story:  I Was Taking Advantage of During Brain Surgery

I Was Taking Advantage of During Brain Surgery

A patient at a Las Vegas Hospital is suing them for over a million dollars after she charged them with "taking advantage of her" while she was undergoing brain surgery. "They didn't know that I was awake during the whole time. All that stuff they...
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Funny story:  Jerry Seinfeld Suffers Back Injury

Jerry Seinfeld Suffers Back Injury

Late today it was reported that Comedian Jerry Seinfeld tripped over a stage prop while practicing for a show in Las Vegas and was rushed to a hospital emergency room with a muscle pull in his back.. Bob Hatters, who was also in the emergency room...
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Funny story:  Who Needs a Medical Doctor When Brother Benny's In Town?

Who Needs a Medical Doctor When Brother Benny's In Town?

LAREDO, Texas - The whole ordeal was so surreal it was psychedelic and otherworldly. Pastor Benny Hinn's Everything's Bigger in Texas maxi-ministry tour knocked me off my crutches while it catapulted others out of their wheelchairs and off their life...
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Funny story:  The doctor is in…take a number!

The doctor is in…take a number!

It is 2:45 pm and you take a number, look at the "health news" on the TV screen, look for something to read and settle on a 2003 Newsweek. You look at your fellow sick people and wish you weren't here. They look at you and you see them thinking, "Why does he bother!" One by one they go in. I am called back to the receptionist desk to show my Medicare and Humana card, I try to make a few pleasantr...
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Funny story:  The Gynecologist and The Slot Machine

The Gynecologist and The Slot Machine

MILWAUKEE - A Wisconsin gynecologist named Dr. Ashburn B. Bixbocker has found a novel way to increase his sagging number of patients. The Milwaukee doctor consulted a consulting firm and he was told to install a slot machine in his waiting room.
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Funny story:  A California Gynecologist Is Offering A Fabulous Free Offer

A California Gynecologist Is Offering A Fabulous Free Offer

SHERMAN OAKS, California - Dr. Kerwin P. Differdinski, a gynecologist in Sherman Oaks, California has found a unique way to attract new customers and to keep the ones he already has. Dr. Differdinski, 43, recently stated that the number of tubal l...
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Funny story:  Health Alert, "Lawyerish Settlementitus", Infects People Across America.

Health Alert, "Lawyerish Settlementitus", Infects People Across America.

A new malady has been sweeping across America. It seems that when ever someone in America is involved in any kind of accident, they develop a wide range of health problems. The American Health Society became aware of this rash of complaints when o...
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