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Funny story: Fans in uproar as Dr Who is suspended by General Medical Council for "touching a Dalek's wand"

Fans in uproar as Dr Who is suspended by General Medical Council for "touching a Dalek's wand"

Camp British adventurer Dr. Who has been suspended for 6 months by the GMC Fitness to Practise Panel after being found guilty of "touching a Dalek's wand". The unnamed Dalek alleged that the incident a few years ago, telling the Panel "THA DOKTA T...
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Funny story: Apple Announces Female Egg Bank

Apple Announces Female Egg Bank

Ever since Apple announced plans to store employee eggs in hopes that women would remain at their desks and continue with business as usual (as opposed to quitting to have a kid) the march has begun for other institutions to open Egg Banks. Sperm Ban...
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Funny story: Pope Fans Hope Retiring Pope Benedict XVI Will Regenerate Into Body Of Matt Smith

Pope Fans Hope Retiring Pope Benedict XVI Will Regenerate Into Body Of Matt Smith

VATICAN CITY, ITALY - Adoring fans of outbound Pope Benedict XVI maintain a constant vigil outside the Vatican today, their hopes held high that, once the smoke clears, he'll be revealed as having regenerated into the body of BBC TV's current incarna...
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Funny story: A day in the life of a real Time-lord

A day in the life of a real Time-lord

Written by a Gallifreyan doctor (not 'The Doctor') with editorial assistance from Nate John Won Okay, so it finally happened - a renegade Time-lord from our world (Gallifrey) decided (in the Humanian Era, 1963) to go against all of our moral rules for social conduct, and presented a story based upon our culture to an Earth-based tele-visual organisation - the BBC. They called it Dr Who and the...
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Funny story: Doctor Who to appear on Who Do You Think You Are

Doctor Who to appear on Who Do You Think You Are

Doctor Who, the Time Lord, not Matt Smith, although the two bear an uncanny resemblance at the moment, is to appear on Who Do You Think You Are. "Who Do You Think You Are is a television program about genealogy," said program producer, Jean O'Rour...
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Funny story: Lost your TARDIS? There's an app for that

Lost your TARDIS? There's an app for that

One of the big problem for galaxy travelling Time Lords is when their TARDIS uses its chameleon circuit to camouflage itself. "I met this one Time Lord," said App World! editor, Mac Buck, "He's parked his time machine in a multi-storey car park an...
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Funny story: World leaders scuffle in Davos

World leaders scuffle in Davos

Drama overshadowed the end of the talks between world leaders last night when a fight broke out between leader of the Daleks Mr Derek Davros and French Prime Minister Nicolas Teacozy. World leaders had met in Davos for the four day summit aiming t...
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Funny story: Doctor Who arrested in Dorking

Doctor Who arrested in Dorking

The Doctor, a time travelling do gooder with his own fly on the wall documentary on BBC1, has been arrested in Dorking. "We were sitting by the public library, Del and me," said PC Roy Chambers, "when we looked around and there was this sodding gr...
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Funny story: The Five PMs to do a skit on Doctor Who

The Five PMs to do a skit on Doctor Who

Prime Minister, David Cameron has reluctantly allowed Nick Clegg to take part in a Children's In Need special entitled "The Five Prime Ministers". The ten minute sketch is a comedy take on the popular Doctor Who episode The Five Doctors in which P...
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Funny story: New Dr Who to be announced

New Dr Who to be announced

Matt Smith has said today that he wishes to leave Dr Who later in the year in order to concentrate on his career. Candidates for the replacement for Smith, who has played the eponymous Time Lord since the departure of David "Where did my career...
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Funny story: Bereaved mother urges young men to "think before taking spaceship jobs"

Bereaved mother urges young men to "think before taking spaceship jobs"

A grieving mother who has lost two of her sons while working on spaceships today urged other young men to "think before applying for these jobs" "It's just not safe" the woman - who wished to remain anonymous - urged "It may seem glamourous but it...
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Funny story: Total Wipeout Returns - Praise For BBC From TV Repair Man

Total Wipeout Returns - Praise For BBC From TV Repair Man

Viewers throughout the UK were eagerly anticipating the return of two quality Saturday programmes today. Season six of Doctor Who was scheduled to resume after its US-style mid-season break. But, more importantly, Total Wipeout was set to return w...
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Funny story: Chiswick invaded by Daleks

Chiswick invaded by Daleks

Geek Porn films are proud to announce a strictly limited event celebrating the Dalek invasion of Turnham Green. A private screening of a rare and controversial film will be shown at The Doctor Who Convention which takes place at the Gerorge 1V com...
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Funny story: Doctor Who Fans Horrified by Glitzy New Torchwood

Doctor Who Fans Horrified by Glitzy New Torchwood

Dr Who fans have been left traumatized by the new Torchwood format. They say Torchwood's script writers have been corrupted by big cash and they are terrified the same thing will happen to Dr Who. The new series of Torchwood hit the air last Th...
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Funny story: Ministry of Intelligence finally reveals what happened to MI1, MI2, MI3 and MI4

Ministry of Intelligence finally reveals what happened to MI1, MI2, MI3 and MI4

Harry Shepherd (an alias), the minister for intelligence - an incredibly secret post within the government - has emerged from the shadows under intense scrutiny to reveal why MI5 and MI6 are not called MI1 and MI2. "You see," said Shepherd (not hi...
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Funny story: 'Doctor Who' bollards are dropped

'Doctor Who' bollards are dropped

Plans for Dr. Who-shaped bollards outside a primary school are rejected by parents who described them as 'scary'. The makers of the bollards said they remained "proud" of them. MD Mike Reepygran told us, "Plymouth City Council came to us saying th...
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Funny story: National Grid Cuts Price of Electricity Tonight

National Grid Cuts Price of Electricity Tonight

Following the shocking discovery that both Doctor Who and Britain's Got Talent finished its runs last week, the National Grid admits it has overstocked on domestic electricity. The Grid has been required over previous weeks to provide extra capaci...
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Funny story: David Tennant and Catherine Tate In "Much Ado About Nothing" - "Bloody Disgrace!"

David Tennant and Catherine Tate In "Much Ado About Nothing" - "Bloody Disgrace!"

A storm is brewing over a performance of Shakespeare's classic comedy Much Ado About Nothing featuring TV favourites David Tennant and Catherine Tate. Tennant and Tate appear as the bickering couple Benedick and Beatrice, who are "tricked" into an...
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When interviewed, Santa clause was quoted saying "Remember, if you're going to jingle then please jingle all the way". So remember folks, Santa doesn't like a half-assed jingler.
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