Written by a Gallifreyan doctor (not 'The Doctor') with editorial assistance from Nate John Won
Okay, so it finally happened - a renegade Time-lord from our world (Gallifrey) decided (in the Humanian Era, 1963) to go against all of our moral rules for social conduct, and presented a story based upon our culture to an Earth-based tele-visual organisation - the BBC. They called it Dr Who and the...
Doctor Who, the Time Lord, not Matt Smith, although the two bear an uncanny resemblance at the moment, is to appear on Who Do You Think You Are.
"Who Do You Think You Are is a television program about genealogy," said program producer, Jean O'Rour...
One of the big problem for galaxy travelling Time Lords is when their TARDIS uses its chameleon circuit to camouflage itself.
"I met this one Time Lord," said App World! editor, Mac Buck, "He's parked his time machine in a multi-storey car park an...
Drama overshadowed the end of the talks between world leaders last night when a fight broke out between leader of the Daleks Mr Derek Davros and French Prime Minister Nicolas Teacozy.
World leaders had met in Davos for the four day summit aiming t...
The Doctor, a time travelling do gooder with his own fly on the wall documentary on BBC1, has been arrested in Dorking.
"We were sitting by the public library, Del and me," said PC Roy Chambers, "when we looked around and there was this sodding gr...
Sirte, Libya-- A deadly ambush by Daleks ended the life of Colonel Muammar Gaddafi today. The Daleks shouted "Exterminate, exterminate!" just before blasting him with their death ray. The Daleks then poured blood on Gaddafi's body to make it look l...
Prime Minister, David Cameron has reluctantly allowed Nick Clegg to take part in a Children's In Need special entitled "The Five Prime Ministers".
The ten minute sketch is a comedy take on the popular Doctor Who episode The Five Doctors in which P...
Washington DC-- A new book about Jackie Kennedy is shedding an alien light on the mysterious former first lady. It turns out Jackie had only two interests in her life--flying saucers and Doctor Who. The intense obsession with both ruled her life...
Matt Smith has said today that he wishes to leave Dr Who later in the year in order to concentrate on his career.
Candidates for the replacement for Smith, who has played the eponymous Time Lord since the departure of David "Where did my career...
Tardis, France-- An unexpected clash between neutrino and heated tachyon particles inside the CERN laboratory has set time back--all the way to the year 2011. Instead of waking up on March 23, 2088, the world has awakened to a date in late September...
A grieving mother who has lost two of her sons while working on spaceships today urged other young men to "think before applying for these jobs"
"It's just not safe" the woman - who wished to remain anonymous - urged "It may seem glamourous but it...
Viewers throughout the UK were eagerly anticipating the return of two quality Saturday programmes today.
Season six of Doctor Who was scheduled to resume after its US-style mid-season break. But, more importantly, Total Wipeout was set to return w...
Geek Porn films are proud to announce a strictly limited event celebrating the Dalek invasion of Turnham Green.
A private screening of a rare and controversial film will be shown at The Doctor Who Convention which takes place at the Gerorge 1V com...
Dr Who fans have been left traumatized by the new Torchwood format. They say Torchwood's script writers have been corrupted by big cash and they are terrified the same thing will happen to Dr Who.
The new series of Torchwood hit the air last Th...
Harry Shepherd (an alias), the minister for intelligence - an incredibly secret post within the government - has emerged from the shadows under intense scrutiny to reveal why MI5 and MI6 are not called MI1 and MI2.
"You see," said Shepherd (not hi...
Plans for Dr. Who-shaped bollards outside a primary school are rejected by parents who described them as 'scary'.
The makers of the bollards said they remained "proud" of them. MD Mike Reepygran told us, "Plymouth City Council came to us saying th...
Following the shocking discovery that both Doctor Who and Britain's Got Talent finished its runs last week, the National Grid admits it has overstocked on domestic electricity.
The Grid has been required over previous weeks to provide extra capaci...
A storm is brewing over a performance of Shakespeare's classic comedy Much Ado About Nothing featuring TV favourites David Tennant and Catherine Tate.
Tennant and Tate appear as the bickering couple Benedick and Beatrice, who are "tricked" into an...