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Funny story: Leonard Nimoy To Become The Next Dr. Who

Leonard Nimoy To Become The Next Dr. Who

Hollywood, CA-- Veteran actor Leonard Nimoy is to become the new Dr. Who after Matt Smith gives up the role later this year. Mr. Nimoy will also reprise his role as Mr. Spock from 'Star Trek' at the same time. The new Dr. Who will combine the 'Star...
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Funny story: Pope Fans Hope Retiring Pope Benedict XVI Will Regenerate Into Body Of Matt Smith

Pope Fans Hope Retiring Pope Benedict XVI Will Regenerate Into Body Of Matt Smith

VATICAN CITY, ITALY - Adoring fans of outbound Pope Benedict XVI maintain a constant vigil outside the Vatican today, their hopes held high that, once the smoke clears, he'll be revealed as having regenerated into the body of BBC TV's current incarna...
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Funny story: A day in the life of a real Time-lord

A day in the life of a real Time-lord

Written by a Gallifreyan doctor (not 'The Doctor') with editorial assistance from Nate John Won Okay, so it finally happened - a renegade Time-lord from our world (Gallifrey) decided (in the Humanian Era, 1963) to go against all of our moral rules for social conduct, and presented a story based upon our culture to an Earth-based tele-visual organisation - the BBC. They called it Dr Who and the...
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Funny story: Doctor Who to appear on Who Do You Think You Are

Doctor Who to appear on Who Do You Think You Are

Doctor Who, the Time Lord, not Matt Smith, although the two bear an uncanny resemblance at the moment, is to appear on Who Do You Think You Are. "Who Do You Think You Are is a television program about genealogy," said program producer, Jean O'Rour...
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Funny story: Lost your TARDIS? There's an app for that

Lost your TARDIS? There's an app for that

One of the big problem for galaxy travelling Time Lords is when their TARDIS uses its chameleon circuit to camouflage itself. "I met this one Time Lord," said App World! editor, Mac Buck, "He's parked his time machine in a multi-storey car park an...
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Funny story: World leaders scuffle in Davos

World leaders scuffle in Davos

Drama overshadowed the end of the talks between world leaders last night when a fight broke out between leader of the Daleks Mr Derek Davros and French Prime Minister Nicolas Teacozy. World leaders had met in Davos for the four day summit aiming t...
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Funny story: Doctor Who arrested in Dorking

Doctor Who arrested in Dorking

The Doctor, a time travelling do gooder with his own fly on the wall documentary on BBC1, has been arrested in Dorking. "We were sitting by the public library, Del and me," said PC Roy Chambers, "when we looked around and there was this sodding gr...
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Funny story: Daleks Kill Gaddafi, Plan To Conquer The World

Daleks Kill Gaddafi, Plan To Conquer The World

Sirte, Libya-- A deadly ambush by Daleks ended the life of Colonel Muammar Gaddafi today. The Daleks shouted "Exterminate, exterminate!" just before blasting him with their death ray. The Daleks then poured blood on Gaddafi's body to make it look l...
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Funny story: The Five PMs to do a skit on Doctor Who

The Five PMs to do a skit on Doctor Who

Prime Minister, David Cameron has reluctantly allowed Nick Clegg to take part in a Children's In Need special entitled "The Five Prime Ministers". The ten minute sketch is a comedy take on the popular Doctor Who episode The Five Doctors in which P...
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Funny story: Jackie Kennedy Obsessed With UFOs, Doctor Who

Jackie Kennedy Obsessed With UFOs, Doctor Who

Washington DC-- A new book about Jackie Kennedy is shedding an alien light on the mysterious former first lady. It turns out Jackie had only two interests in her life--flying saucers and Doctor Who. The intense obsession with both ruled her life...
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Funny story: New Dr Who to be announced

New Dr Who to be announced

Matt Smith has said today that he wishes to leave Dr Who later in the year in order to concentrate on his career. Candidates for the replacement for Smith, who has played the eponymous Time Lord since the departure of David "Where did my career...
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Funny story: Malfunction At CERN Sends World Back In Time To 2011

Malfunction At CERN Sends World Back In Time To 2011

Tardis, France-- An unexpected clash between neutrino and heated tachyon particles inside the CERN laboratory has set time back--all the way to the year 2011. Instead of waking up on March 23, 2088, the world has awakened to a date in late September...
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Funny story: Bereaved mother urges young men to "think before taking spaceship jobs"

Bereaved mother urges young men to "think before taking spaceship jobs"

A grieving mother who has lost two of her sons while working on spaceships today urged other young men to "think before applying for these jobs" "It's just not safe" the woman - who wished to remain anonymous - urged "It may seem glamourous but it...
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Funny story: Total Wipeout Returns - Praise For BBC From TV Repair Man

Total Wipeout Returns - Praise For BBC From TV Repair Man

Viewers throughout the UK were eagerly anticipating the return of two quality Saturday programmes today. Season six of Doctor Who was scheduled to resume after its US-style mid-season break. But, more importantly, Total Wipeout was set to return w...
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Funny story: Chiswick invaded by Daleks

Chiswick invaded by Daleks

Geek Porn films are proud to announce a strictly limited event celebrating the Dalek invasion of Turnham Green. A private screening of a rare and controversial film will be shown at The Doctor Who Convention which takes place at the Gerorge 1V com...
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Funny story: Doctor Who Fans Horrified by Glitzy New Torchwood

Doctor Who Fans Horrified by Glitzy New Torchwood

Dr Who fans have been left traumatized by the new Torchwood format. They say Torchwood's script writers have been corrupted by big cash and they are terrified the same thing will happen to Dr Who. The new series of Torchwood hit the air last Th...
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Funny story: Ministry of Intelligence finally reveals what happened to MI1, MI2, MI3 and MI4

Ministry of Intelligence finally reveals what happened to MI1, MI2, MI3 and MI4

Harry Shepherd (an alias), the minister for intelligence - an incredibly secret post within the government - has emerged from the shadows under intense scrutiny to reveal why MI5 and MI6 are not called MI1 and MI2. "You see," said Shepherd (not hi...
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Funny story: 'Doctor Who' bollards are dropped

'Doctor Who' bollards are dropped

Plans for Dr. Who-shaped bollards outside a primary school are rejected by parents who described them as 'scary'. The makers of the bollards said they remained "proud" of them. MD Mike Reepygran told us, "Plymouth City Council came to us saying th...
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