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Doc Rivers' Wish Came Through - He's Leaving The Boston Celtics For The Los Angeles Clippers

Funny story: Doc Rivers' Wish Came Through - He's Leaving The Boston Celtics For The Los Angeles Clippers

BOSTON - The coach of the Boston Celtics, Doc Rivers, has finally got his wish. He has been traded to the Los Angeles Clippers and he is about as happy as Wynonna Judd sitting in a pile of fried okra and tater tots. Rivers was traded for a 2015, 8...

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Doc Rivers as Hamlet: Heading to Broadway?

After a half dozen seasons as understudy to Rajon Rondo, the veteran coach Doc Rivers is ready to take his own version of Hamlet: Prince of the NBA on the road. Fans are expected to pay big bucks to hear Rivers recite the famous soliloquy: "To Cl...

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Boston Celtic's Coach Doc Rivers and Kevin Garnett Want To Head West To The L.A. Clippers

Funny story: Boston Celtic's Coach Doc Rivers and Kevin Garnett Want To Head West To The L.A. Clippers

BOSTON - The Boston Celtics have been burning up the phone lines trying to deal Kevin Garnett and Coach Doc Rivers to The Los Angeles Clippers. Both Rivers and Garnett would love to head out West and play in Tinsel Town where the possibility for d...

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Boston Celtics Follow the Red Sox Into Oblivion

Doc Rivers is flirting with the idea of firing himself. Perhaps he has lost the team in the same way that Terry Francona lost the Red Sox. We wait for the fake press conference when the owners of the Celtics claim that the time for Doc to move on...

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Celtics Coach Doc Rivers Faces His Son Austin in Boston

Do we have to read Dostoevsky's book Fathers and Sons to prep for the Celtics game between Doc Rivers and his son Austin of the New Orleans Hornets? Maybe we can get by with the Cliff Notes version. And those weighty Russian tales are more suited...

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Doc Rivers Pays Homage to His Fellow Legend, Bill Belichick

Doc Rivers, coach of the Boston Celtics and friend of the coach of the New England Patriots, took in the Monday night game against the once-feared Houston Texans. Rivers was given the keys to the Belichick special box and also had an inside view o...

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Doc Rivers Says 'Boo' to Scare Ray Allen

Doc Rivers of the Boston Celtics dishes out the ball like Rajon Rondo. He ignores Ray Allen. When the late Celtic #20 took his disparaging comments to a Boston media maven named Jackie MacMullen and ranked the Celtics as purely rank, they were fig...

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Character is Fate in Boston

Doc Rivers said before the next playoff game that after last season they had to get the locker room right. He had to improve the character of the team. He didn't respect some of those last season. Ben Cherington wouldn't know a right locker room i...

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