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Couple To Divorce Over Toilet Seat

Funny story: Couple To Divorce Over Toilet Seat

A couple in Barrow-in-Furness have told family and friends that they are to divorce after failing to reach an amicable agreement in their decades-old dispute over their toilet seat. Malcolm and Marjery Loggerhead have been man and wife for 52 year...

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The Chinese get smart by innovating faster

Funny story: The Chinese get smart by innovating faster

Wealthy Chinese men who fear the terrible prospects of child support payments, alimony payments, and community property laws have decided to hire American women to serve as surrogates for their children, creating a small but growing business of provi...

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Highly evolved Germans argue against Indian courts

Funny story: Highly evolved Germans argue against Indian courts

The German Council of the MIE, Most Intelligent Elite, an organization of gifted Germans is arguing against India's Supreme Court and their decision to question the practice of instant divorce, a muslim practice that adheres to the evolutionary proce...

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Melania Trump Files For Divorce

Funny story: Melania Trump Files For Divorce

Donald Trump has set precedent after precedent on his way to the White House, now it seems he will be the first sitting president to get a divorce. According to a close friend of the First Lady, Melania Trump cited Donald's womanizing and bullyin...

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Couple Files for Divorce over Sudden Zodiac Sign Change

Funny story: Couple Files for Divorce over Sudden Zodiac Sign Change

Fort Lee, NJ - A couple who just celebrated their 30th anniversary has decided to divorce due to a recent change in Zodiac signs. The couple concluded they are no longer compatible due to the recent NASA change, which adds Ophiuchus for birthdays fr...

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Pitt-Jolie Divorce Terms : Pitt Agrees To Living On $500 a Month If She Gets All The Annoying Kids, "Visitation neither desired nor at all necessary," says Pitt Lawyer.

Funny story: Pitt-Jolie Divorce Terms : Pitt Agrees To Living On $500 a Month If She Gets All The Annoying Kids, "Visitation neither desired nor at all necessary," says Pitt Lawyer.

Los Angeles, CA - Details are emerging now about a pending divorce settlement between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, in which Jolie gets all the children. "Mr. Pitt always found them annoying," his own attorney said. He went on to say that Jol...

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Divorce Lawyer Hits The Jackpot - Outside IKEA!

Funny story: Divorce Lawyer Hits The Jackpot - Outside IKEA!

Carson, Calif. - Business has never been better for Max Splitski, a divorce lawyer in the Los Angeles area. And his recent surge in clientele has all come from the very same place - the exit door at the IKEA, just down the road from his offices. "...

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10 Most Common Reasons for Divorce

Funny story: 10 Most Common Reasons for Divorce

In a survey conducted in twenty American prisons concerning the relationship between crime and marriage break-up, it was concluded that one of the main problems in relationships was language. Communication problems all devolved to the contrary understanding of the meaning of words. The comprehension of words however was mediated by false beliefs and values that were inherently pernicious or i...

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For Everyone to See: Divorce Notices via Jumbotron

Funny story: For Everyone to See: Divorce Notices via Jumbotron

Arlington, TX-A group of local divorce lawyers have teamed up with Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys, to offer a newfangled way of delivering divorce notices to spouses. They will put them on the over 3,000 Sony® LCD displays around th...

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Divorce Lawyers Line Up Outside Kim and Kanye's Wedding

It's the stuff fairytales are made of; Kim Kardashian is to finally wed her incredibly wealthy, highly successful soul mate, Kanye West. This is the most highly anticipated wedding of the year, possibly of all time, and has divorce lawyers across the...

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Man Cheats On Wife With iPhone's Siri

After two children, one dog, and three cars, Raymond Jones (42) of Niagara Falls, NY has filed for divorce from his wife of 12 years Rebecca (37). In the fall of 2013 the eligible (for an upgraded cell phone) Raymond went to his local AT&T sto...

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Lego Couple Seperate

A couple, last seen together in the Lego Movie, have split up, it is being reported from Hollywood. The break up occurred last Saturday and the pair separated amicably. Despite reports that one half of the couple snapped and that the other is in b...

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Vice-President Joe Biden Talks About The Obama Divorce Rumors

Funny story: Vice-President Joe Biden Talks About The Obama Divorce Rumors

WASHINGTON, D.C. - There is no one who is more devoted to President Obama than his vice-president Joe Biden. As Jefferson Sierra with National Focus Magazine mentioned in a story some months back the two have become "Burger Buddies" taking quick t...

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Bitterly Fought Custody Battle Ends In Defeat For Father Resulting In Utter Despair

Funny story: Bitterly Fought Custody Battle Ends In Defeat For Father Resulting In Utter Despair

A bitterly fought and highly contested child custody case was finally resolved late yesterday afternoon after a Florida court ruled in favor of the mother of the two children involved in the dispute, resulting in the father obtaining full legal and p...

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Michelle Obama Tells The President He Better Cancel His Trip To Denmark

Funny story: Michelle Obama Tells The President He Better Cancel His Trip To Denmark

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A White House source is reporting that the First Mama AKA Michelle Obama is pretty much fit to be tied regarding her husband's upcoming trip to Denmark. Mrs. Obama has reportedly told her husband in no uncertain terms that he be...

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Vladimir Putin's secret bastard offspring named in divorce decree

Funny story: Vladimir Putin's secret bastard offspring named in divorce decree

Moscow - Over thirty years of cloak and dagger shagging has come full circle for the ex-KGB thug whose divorce to buxom blond ex-Khrushchev Airways stewardess Lyudmila Pissoff was finalised today. According to NewsCorpse stringers Papers filed bef...

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President Obama's Marriage Is Sailing Very Close To Some Rocks

Funny story: President Obama's Marriage Is Sailing Very Close To Some Rocks

WASHINGTON, D.C. - An inside source at the White House has stated that there appears to be some trouble brewing in the Obama household and it has nothing to do with Sasha or Malia. The source said that the Obama's have recently engaged in some hea...

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Taylor Twitt's husband doesn't seem to think she's such a "twit"

HOLLYWEIRD, CA - Singing sensation Taylor Twitt, 24, obtained a temporary restraining order against her secret husband, Timothy Sweet, 33, saying that she's never met the man and is not married to him, despite the fact that their marriage has never b...

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