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Funny story:  Daley Dives Into Court

Daley Dives Into Court

An internet troll who called Olympic diver Tom Daley "gay" has been spared prison. The Troll, who gave his address as "under the bridge", said the comments had been born out of frustration. That and banging his fat fingers on the keyboard. His lawyer...
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Funny story:  Portuguese win gold and silver in Olympic diving

Portuguese win gold and silver in Olympic diving

Nobody was surprised to Portugal atop the podium in the Olympic diving, with Ronaldo and Nani making a clean sweep between them. Nani's dive in the twenty-five metre event was technically perfect, earning him the gold, whilst Ronald's dive lacked ele...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Star Reveals Winning Formula Over Barcelona

Chelsea Star Reveals Winning Formula Over Barcelona

Chelsea star Didier Drogba proved last night that Barcelona could be beaten, and the use of football talent and knowledge was not even required to do so! The centre forward spent the majority of last nights game rolling around on the floor, clutch...
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Funny story:  "Sky Diver" Young orders parachute for Manchester Derby!

"Sky Diver" Young orders parachute for Manchester Derby!

Ashley Young, Man United's "high-diving" expert is so worried about the reverberations of his latest antics that he has ordered a back-pack parachute for the game against Manchester City. He knows that as soon as a Man City defender breathes on h...
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Funny story:  Premiership Striker Saha In Car Crash

Premiership Striker Saha In Car Crash

Everton's top scorer Louis Saha has emerged unscathed from a car crash in the Cheshire countryside. The accident happened in Wilmslow on the A538 on Sunday night when the Frenchman's Ferrari left the road and collided with a fence. Coincidental...
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Funny story:  Britain win gold in the Commonwealth Diving

Britain win gold in the Commonwealth Diving

British diver, Simon Legg, has swept the board at the diving in the Delhi Commonwealth games today as the only competitor to take part in the event. Gold was virtually guaranteed as long as he could complete the event, and as the event, once started,...
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Funny story:  Sorry about all the dead bodies, says Californian Monster Truck driver as police let him go

Sorry about all the dead bodies, says Californian Monster Truck driver as police let him go

A truck driver who killed 8 members of the audience in a Monster Truck Rally in the Mojave Desert in California has been told he won't be prosecuted, thanks to a stupid law that gives Monster Truck drivers immunity from criminal proceedings. The d...
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Funny story:  No Diving from the Worlds tallest Building

No Diving from the Worlds tallest Building

A sign has appeared on the top floor of the Worlds highest building in Dubai the Burj Dubai saying NO DIVING. The Burj Dubai is double the size of the Empire state building and stands at 828 metres. It was opened January of this year despite Dubai...
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Funny story:  High Diver dies in freak accident

High Diver dies in freak accident

A Spanish man died today when his record attempt to high dive into a bucket of water from 30,000 feet failed. Daredevil Miguel Smith had previously set records for leaping over a speeding train, being run over by 10 cars and being eaten by an elep...
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Funny story:  Drogba charges UEFA referee with insulting him

Drogba charges UEFA referee with insulting him

Chelsea striker Dider Drogba today charged UEFA referee Tom Not-Fooledby Divingsson with insulting him during the Champions League match against Barcelona. Disciplinary proceedings have also been taken by the player against the Metropolitan Police...
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Funny story:  Gerrard: "My dream for 2012"

Gerrard: "My dream for 2012"

Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard has revealed his desire to compete as a member of the British team at the London 2012 Olympic Games. During the post-match press conference following Liverpool's 1-1 draw with Atl├ętico Madrid in the Champions Leagu...
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Funny story:  Tom Daley In Trouble Over Untidy Bedroom

Tom Daley In Trouble Over Untidy Bedroom

Teenage British Olympic diver Tom Daley is in hot water with his mum over the terrible state of his bedroom. Tom has been away with the British squad in Beijing for the last month, and, according to mum Debbie: "left his room in a right state!"...
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Funny story:  She won gold, what now?

She won gold, what now?

Chinese Olympic diver, Mehav Nobut, today won Olympic Gold in the 3m springboard event. It was her first Olympic appearance and first medal. After thanking the Chinese fans for support, her coaches and team mates, she was asked by the media what...
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Funny story:  Olympic Diver Tom Daley In Danger Of Burn-out - He's Only 14!

Olympic Diver Tom Daley In Danger Of Burn-out - He's Only 14!

Olympic diver Tom Daley is being counselled by health experts from the British Olympic Association on the eve of the Beijing Games, because it's been suggested that the lad might already be suffering from stress related to his Olympic selection at su...
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Funny story:  Diving Hall Of Fame To Be Set Up

Diving Hall Of Fame To Be Set Up

Following endless diving incidents by overpaid stars such as Cristiano Ronaldo, an FA Diving Hall of Fame is to be set up. There are various qualifications for entry into the hall, though a surname ending in the letter 'o' is a probable point...
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Funny story:  Ronaldo To Join The Portugese Olympic Diving Team

Ronaldo To Join The Portugese Olympic Diving Team

It was announced today that Manchester United striker, Cristian Ronaldo, will join the Portuguese Olympic diving team.
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Funny story:  Drogba in coma after stubbing toe

Drogba in coma after stubbing toe

Chelsea football star 'P' Didier Drogba is still in intensive care today after stubbing his toe in a dramatic 'corner of the bed' incident.
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Funny story:  Dewey, Cheatham and Howe File Suit Between Best Friends

Dewey, Cheatham and Howe File Suit Between Best Friends

Infamous law firm, Dewey, Cheatham and Howe have filed a controversial lawsuit between near life long friends. JRNombligo, World Muff diving Champion and his old buddy, X. Sal Pointer, King of the Electric cock ring had a tragic falling out this weekend over a dark driveway, a misplaced volcanic boulder and six really good bottles of Barolo.
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