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Chelsea Players Asked Not To Dive During Man City Match

Funny story: Chelsea Players Asked Not To Dive During Man City Match

Chelsea players have been implored not to dive during their head to head with Manchester City, due to a lack of medical staff on their bench. After Jose Mourinho's bizarre sending off of his medical team, it has left the London side facing a diffi...

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Footballer fined for speeding

A former Scotland goalkeeper has been fined £1,000 by the Scottish Football Association after admitting speeding during last week's game at Arbroath. Dougal Grayound, who plays for Hamilton Athletic, was spotted by a speed camera sprinting past th...

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Daley Dives Into Court

An internet troll who called Olympic diver Tom Daley "gay" has been spared prison. The Troll, who gave his address as "under the bridge", said the comments had been born out of frustration. That and banging his fat fingers on the keyboard. His lawyer...

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Portuguese win gold and silver in Olympic diving

Funny story: Portuguese win gold and silver in Olympic diving

Nobody was surprised to Portugal atop the podium in the Olympic diving, with Ronaldo and Nani making a clean sweep between them. Nani's dive in the twenty-five metre event was technically perfect, earning him the gold, whilst Ronald's dive lacked ele...

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Chelsea Star Reveals Winning Formula Over Barcelona

Funny story: Chelsea Star Reveals Winning Formula Over Barcelona

Chelsea star Didier Drogba proved last night that Barcelona could be beaten, and the use of football talent and knowledge was not even required to do so! The centre forward spent the majority of last nights game rolling around on the floor, clutch...

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"Sky Diver" Young orders parachute for Manchester Derby!

Funny story: "Sky Diver" Young orders parachute for Manchester Derby!

Ashley Young, Man United's "high-diving" expert is so worried about the reverberations of his latest antics that he has ordered a back-pack parachute for the game against Manchester City. He knows that as soon as a Man City defender breathes on h...

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Premiership Striker Saha In Car Crash

Funny story: Premiership Striker Saha In Car Crash

Everton's top scorer Louis Saha has emerged unscathed from a car crash in the Cheshire countryside. The accident happened in Wilmslow on the A538 on Sunday night when the Frenchman's Ferrari left the road and collided with a fence. Coincidental...

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Britain win gold in the Commonwealth Diving

Funny story: Britain win gold in the Commonwealth Diving

British diver, Simon Legg, has swept the board at the diving in the Delhi Commonwealth games today as the only competitor to take part in the event. Gold was virtually guaranteed as long as he could complete the event, and as the event, once started,...

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Sorry about all the dead bodies, says Californian Monster Truck driver as police let him go

Funny story: Sorry about all the dead bodies, says Californian Monster Truck driver as police let him go

A truck driver who killed 8 members of the audience in a Monster Truck Rally in the Mojave Desert in California has been told he won't be prosecuted, thanks to a stupid law that gives Monster Truck drivers immunity from criminal proceedings. The d...

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No Diving from the Worlds tallest Building

Funny story: No Diving from the Worlds tallest Building

A sign has appeared on the top floor of the Worlds highest building in Dubai the Burj Dubai saying NO DIVING. The Burj Dubai is double the size of the Empire state building and stands at 828 metres. It was opened January of this year despite Dubai...

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High Diver dies in freak accident

Funny story: High Diver dies in freak accident

A Spanish man died today when his record attempt to high dive into a bucket of water from 30,000 feet failed. Daredevil Miguel Smith had previously set records for leaping over a speeding train, being run over by 10 cars and being eaten by an elep...

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Drogba charges UEFA referee with insulting him

Funny story: Drogba charges UEFA referee with insulting him

Chelsea striker Dider Drogba today charged UEFA referee Tom Not-Fooledby Divingsson with insulting him during the Champions League match against Barcelona. Disciplinary proceedings have also been taken by the player against the Metropolitan Police...

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Gerrard: "My dream for 2012"

Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard has revealed his desire to compete as a member of the British team at the London 2012 Olympic Games. During the post-match press conference following Liverpool's 1-1 draw with Atlético Madrid in the Champions Leagu...

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Tom Daley In Trouble Over Untidy Bedroom

Funny story: Tom Daley In Trouble Over Untidy Bedroom

Teenage British Olympic diver Tom Daley is in hot water with his mum over the terrible state of his bedroom. Tom has been away with the British squad in Beijing for the last month, and, according to mum Debbie: "left his room in a right state!"...

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She won gold, what now?

Funny story: She won gold, what now?

Chinese Olympic diver, Mehav Nobut, today won Olympic Gold in the 3m springboard event. It was her first Olympic appearance and first medal. After thanking the Chinese fans for support, her coaches and team mates, she was asked by the media what...

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Olympic Diver Tom Daley In Danger Of Burn-out - He's Only 14!

Funny story: Olympic Diver Tom Daley In Danger Of Burn-out - He's Only 14!

Olympic diver Tom Daley is being counselled by health experts from the British Olympic Association on the eve of the Beijing Games, because it's been suggested that the lad might already be suffering from stress related to his Olympic selection at su...

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Diving Hall Of Fame To Be Set Up

Funny story: Diving Hall Of Fame To Be Set Up

Following endless diving incidents by overpaid stars such as Cristiano Ronaldo, an FA Diving Hall of Fame is to be set up. There are various qualifications for entry into the hall, though a surname ending in the letter 'o' is a probable point...

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Ronaldo To Join The Portugese Olympic Diving Team

It was announced today that Manchester United striker, Cristian Ronaldo, will join the Portuguese Olympic diving team.

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