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Funny story: Eurodismal theme park holds charity kick a frog in the crutch days

Eurodismal theme park holds charity kick a frog in the crutch days

Frogs can allegedly be aloof, nasty and just downright rude to people who look at them. Now Eurodismal theme park is, by way of a belated apology, organising regular "amnesty days" when the Frenchmen inside the furry frog and cuddly animal suits...
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Funny story: Korea's Most Fantastic Life Giving Theme Park In The World Forever!

Korea's Most Fantastic Life Giving Theme Park In The World Forever!

Thanks to Back and to the Left's connections in North Korea (we sell them stray dogs from the RSPCA) we have discovered that Kim Jong-Un is having a ski resort built. Much like a blunt pencil it seems pointless to the rest of the world but a cracking...
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Funny story: Saddam Hussain Ghost Ride the top attraction in Zimbabwe's forthcoming 'Disneyland in Africa'

Saddam Hussain Ghost Ride the top attraction in Zimbabwe's forthcoming 'Disneyland in Africa'

Africa - A hologram of Saddam plunging headlong over Victoria Falls inside a barrel of sweet light crude is one of President Robert Mugabe's personal favorites to top the bill in Zimbabwe's forthcoming US$300m theme park. The project sees hundreds...
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Funny story: Romney sells Disneyland for 1 Trillion Rupees

Romney sells Disneyland for 1 Trillion Rupees

According to Indian sources, bored with post election-loosing movie hopping and pumping his own gas, Mitt flipped Disney Land for a tidy profit today. All personnel will be replaced with robots controlled from New Delhi, India. The Indian gover...
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Funny story: Boxing Champ Manny Pacquiao's Anti-Gay Marriage Remarks Result In His Getting Banned From Disneyland

Boxing Champ Manny Pacquiao's Anti-Gay Marriage Remarks Result In His Getting Banned From Disneyland

LOS ANGELES - Manny "Pac-Man" Pacquiao, who has held boxing titles in eight different boxing weight divisions has just stuck his gloved hand in his mouth. Pacquiao, a 33-year-old Filipino, in an interview with Tango Brisket of Sports Territory Mag...
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Funny story: 'Disney Gateway' Airport At Centre Of 747 Emergency Row

'Disney Gateway' Airport At Centre Of 747 Emergency Row

Giggsair's new French airport was at the centre of an airline industry row today following a mid-air emergency. Paris-Vatry-Disney was opened last week to howls of derision in the Press as the no-frills airline claimed it was the ideal arrival poi...
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Funny story: Disney Organization to Purchase San Francisco

Disney Organization to Purchase San Francisco

San Francisco CA: The Walt Disney Company announced today that the organization will purchase the City by the Bay from the State of California. A specific cost has not been mentioned, but analysis indicates that an offer of roughly California's curre...
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Funny story: Chavez OKs New Venezuela Disneyland

Chavez OKs New Venezuela Disneyland

CARACAS, VENEZUELA -- President Hugo Chavez today approved construction of the controversial "Che Guevara Disneyland," a $500 million entertainment facility that will include a special Guerrilla Land in addition to Disney's more typical facilities su...
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Funny story: Heidi Montag Angrily Denies Joan Rivers Claim That She's A Closet Lesbian

Heidi Montag Angrily Denies Joan Rivers Claim That She's A Closet Lesbian

TUBA CITY, Arizona - Heidi Montag was visiting the world famous Grand Canyon in Arizona before President Obama sells it to a group of rich North Korean investors. She was dressed in a brand new Daisy Duke outfit that she said she had been given by...
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Funny story: Disneyland Dress Code: If It Doesn't Fit, Do Not Sit, Just Get Up, And Sue The Pants & Hijab Off and/or On The Evildoers and Their Little Magical Empire, Too!

Disneyland Dress Code: If It Doesn't Fit, Do Not Sit, Just Get Up, And Sue The Pants & Hijab Off and/or On The Evildoers and Their Little Magical Empire, Too!

ANAHEIM - Another week like the one just passed, and it won't just be the usual bunch of Disneyland faithful - wide-eyed out-of-towners wearing hats that'll never sit atop a warm head ever again; loyally committed Southern No-Cal folk who have turned...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough Go To Disneyland and Cheryl Gets Goosed by Goofy

Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough Go To Disneyland and Cheryl Gets Goosed by Goofy

ANAHEIM - Cheryl Cole and her boyfriend Derek Hough spent an afternoon at Disneyland and had a great time. The gorgeously sexy looking Cheryl remarked at how many different attractions the amusement park had. A little six-year-old fan went up to h...
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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Visits Disneyland and Gets Goosed By Donald Duck

Queen Elizabeth Visits Disneyland and Gets Goosed By Donald Duck

ANAHEIM, California - Queen Elizabeth, 84, but who really doesn't look a day over 82, visited the world famous Disneyland Amusement Park with her English Royal Entourage of 129 people. Earlier in the day her Majesty had addressed the United Nation...
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Funny story: The New MARVELous Disneyland!

The New MARVELous Disneyland!

Anaheim, California - All aboard, fellow consumer-whores! Get ready to tarnish Walt Disney's lifework and decimate childhood heroes in one quick stroke with The New MARVELous Disneyland! Ever imagine Mickey Mouse, Goofy, and Donald Duck awkwardly thrown alongside Marvel's Spiderman, Flash, and The Hulk for purely financial gain? Neither did Walt Disney! Too distracted by art and creation t...
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Funny story: Newest Disneyland To Be In Washington, D.C.

Newest Disneyland To Be In Washington, D.C.

It was announced that the latest theme park will be built in Washington, D.C. Washington was chosen because there is already a strong sense of living in a fantasy world there. Spokesman Goofieson stated "We feel that people in the D.C. area a...
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Funny story: Walt Disney Wakes up

Walt Disney Wakes up

A male cleaner at the Cryogenics Laboratory (Disneyland University, Florida) is recovering in intensive care tonight after being scared half to death by none other than Walt Disney, the famous animator and deer hunter. The man, known affectionatel...
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Funny story: French Garrison surrenders to group of Norwegian school children

French Garrison surrenders to group of Norwegian school children

There were scenes of pandemonium and chaos outside Disneyland last night when a garrison of French soldiers stationed there surrendered to a coach-load of Norwegian school children on their way back from seeing Mickey Mouse and his friends.
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Funny story: Disneyland Coming to Baghdad, To Offer Exciting Rides and Shooting Galleries

Disneyland Coming to Baghdad, To Offer Exciting Rides and Shooting Galleries

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Disneyland will be coming to Baghdad soon, offering visitors a multi-million dollar entertainment complex on a 50 acre lot adjacent to the Green Zone.
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Funny story: All Hail OC Chairman Mickey Mao; Disneyland proposes new "You're Not the Boss of Me" city ordinance before the Anaheim City Council

All Hail OC Chairman Mickey Mao; Disneyland proposes new "You're Not the Boss of Me" city ordinance before the Anaheim City Council

Anaheim, California - Darkness once again dawns on the not so distant horizon. A stone's throw away, arising as always from where you would least expect it, this time the "Happiest Place on Earth." In the latest example of Orange County...
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