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Funny story: Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars

Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars

Cars 3, the third instalment of the highly popular Disney/Pixar Studios films about a bunch of racing cars, will feature the first gays scene between two cars in film history. In a move that will please liberals and shock republicans in equal meas...
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Funny story: Dizney on the down-low?

Dizney on the down-low?

MAGIC KINGDOM, CA --- In an effort to generate publicity for his soon-to-be-released Beauty's Beast, openly gay director Phil A. Condom admits the film contains a "down and dirty gay moment." LeBoyToy, kiss-ass manservant to manly Gaston, one day...
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Funny story: Trump Changes Secret Service in Order to Save Money

Trump Changes Secret Service in Order to Save Money

President Donald Trump has just issued an executive order to replace his entire Secret Service with Disney characters. He signed the order in Disneyland's Cinderella Castle today at 10:00 AM eastern time. Trump made the executive order to cut d...
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Funny story: Marco Polo Banned from All Disney Resorts

Marco Polo Banned from All Disney Resorts

Orlando, FL - Disney announced today that it has banned Marco Polo from its resorts and has banned anyone on a Disney resort property from even mentioning the name. The press release by Disney states, "Marco Polo takes over our pool area. The nam...
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Funny story: Disney Sues Trump over Pocahontas Reference

Disney Sues Trump over Pocahontas Reference

Washington, D.C.: The Walt Disney Company has reportedly filed a lawsuit against Donald Trump because he used the nickname "Pocahontas" to deride Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren. The Pocahontas taunt "goes too far", claims Disney, asserting...
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Funny story: Disney Announces "Elon Musk's SpaceX Presents Marvel's Star Wars: The Frozen Force Avengers" Mashup Movie

Disney Announces "Elon Musk's SpaceX Presents Marvel's Star Wars: The Frozen Force Avengers" Mashup Movie

Disney is raking in tons of dough from its Frozen, Marvel, and Star Wars franchises. So much so that it's contracting with Elon Musk's SpaceX to store some of that money on Mars ("Get your assets to Mars!"). Of course, while stockholders are happy...
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Funny story: Huge Data Breach at Disney Studios: Major Star Wars Spoilers Leaked

Huge Data Breach at Disney Studios: Major Star Wars Spoilers Leaked

Wikileaks has just released major Star Wars spoilers that were allegedly leaked this morning by an insider over at Disney Studios. Apparently, the latest installment in the Star Wars saga has upset old school George Lucas fans in the Fourth Dimension...
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Funny story: New Star Wars Film Spoilers! Yes, I Am Mean Enough To Ruin It For You! Bwhaaa, Haaa ,Haaa, Haaa!

New Star Wars Film Spoilers! Yes, I Am Mean Enough To Ruin It For You! Bwhaaa, Haaa ,Haaa, Haaa!

Bwaaa Haaa Haaa Haaa! The POWER that comes with being one of the first ones to see the new Star Wars movie! It is like being showered with the Dark Side of the Force!!!!!! Bwaaa Haaa Haaa Haaa! Yes, Hans Solo does come back in this new film- using a walker to get around. He finds the two new characters in his precious Millennium Falcon and yells out to them "Hey you kids! Get off my sh...
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Funny story: What It Took To Get The New Star Wars Film Made Under Disney's Scrutiny.

What It Took To Get The New Star Wars Film Made Under Disney's Scrutiny.

The independent expose website Wakileaks (It is spelled correctly) has gotten hold of the original contractual agreement the Disney Corporation demanded that Director Abrams agree to before filming the new, highly anticipated and already over hyped S...
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Funny story: Good God No! Disney Has Turned The New Star Wars Into A Musical!

Good God No! Disney Has Turned The New Star Wars Into A Musical!

Unbeknownst to the press and we Star Wars geeks, Disney has insisted that Director J.J. Abrams make the upcoming seventh installment of the Star Wars mega-franchise a musical, hoping to continue Disney's legacy of hit making song and dance movies suc...
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Funny story: Disney sues NASA: "Pluto is ours."

Disney sues NASA: "Pluto is ours."

Reports today have emerged that conglomerate Disney is suing NASA over the naming rights of Pluto. The entertainment giants claim that the recent media interest given to the dwarf planet is detracting from their brand and causing them to lose tens of...
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Funny story: Canadian Balloon Man Arrested - Disney Brings Copyright Charges

Canadian Balloon Man Arrested - Disney Brings Copyright Charges

In a scene reminiscent of Disney's film Up, a Canadian man was yesterday spotted flying over Calgary sitting in a garden chair supported by multi-coloured helium party balloons. In fact it was so reminiscent of Up that once he parachuted to safety h...
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Funny story: Woman Locates Missing Socks

Woman Locates Missing Socks

(Frackville, PA) Shelley Hoax, 74 and a life-long resident of Frackville, PA, unexpectedly discovered "every damn sock" that she believed she had misplaced for the past 50 years. She came across the find Saturday morning completely by surprise.
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Funny story: Coming soon, from the Halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli: Elena the Latina!

Coming soon, from the Halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli: Elena the Latina!

HURRAY for HOLLYWEIRD!, CA -- Dizney Studios "is proud," Donald Duck quacks, "to introduce our first Latina princess, Elena." According to Duck, the princess' debut will occur in "Sofia The First," an episode of Dizney Jr. Why isn't the episode...
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Funny story: Satirist In Deep Doo-Doo Over Disney Star Wars Movie Hacking

Satirist In Deep Doo-Doo Over Disney Star Wars Movie Hacking

Many top news satirists have suddenly found themselves in over their heads in a lawsuit filed by the behemoth Disney Corporation. It seems that many satirists, including yours truly, last month published an article exposing the top secret plot outli...
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Funny story: Script To New Disney Star Wars Leaked!

Script To New Disney Star Wars Leaked!

Intrepid, rat-like reporters working for international seamy tabloids just got the biggest story of the whole millennium (and that includes the Millennium Falcon!)- they copped the script from the new Star Wars movie still in production! Here is a summary of the plot: In a place long, long ago before even Walt Disney himself was born a galactic wide war ensued between the good people of the...
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Funny story: Cumming soon to a toy story near you

Cumming soon to a toy story near you

HOLLYWEIRD, CA -- Dizzy Pixie has announced plans to produce Toy Store 1000, which is scheduled to be released sometime in June, 2015. After years of false starts and setbacks, Pixie head Johnny Lasso, who will direct the film, said his team was f...
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Funny story: Scottish Independence - MacDisney Fairytale Park Bid For Scotland

Scottish Independence - MacDisney Fairytale Park Bid For Scotland

The offer of $40Bn to turn Scotland into a MacDisney Theme Park with Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip as "fairy tale" Queen and King will not be accepted, a Scottish Nationalist claimed while addressing a meeting of the "What to do with Scotland" pa...
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Trump Will Stop Calling Gold Star Parents and Will Just Tweet Them Instead

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