George Lucas and Disney have announced several cast members who shall be appearing in the new Star Was movie, the seventh in the series, which follows on from where the Return of the Jedi left off.
Though Darth Vader is dead it has now been confir...
Orlando, FL - A bar in an underground area seen by few outsiders, I am here to interview the new cast of an American classic movie, Star Wars IV, Return of the Jedi. Reporting this story involved certain risks. It involved entering the Disney underwo...
Disney have bought Lucasfilm from founder George Lucas for $4.2bn. The firm is most famous for producing the 'Stars Wars' films as well as providing special effects for other companies.
Disney are to produce two more 'Star Wars' over the next 18 m...
Disney have been appointed by the UN to organise the End of the World Party on December twenty-first, when many crackpots and religious nutjobs believe that the world will end, because the Mayan calendar runs out.
"If the world is going to end," s...
Rumours of Donald's demise on a pancake with hoisin sauce, spring onion and cucumber have been greatly exaggerated, and the half dressed duck has been coaxed out of retirement to help prop up a flailing Disney empire that has seen three of it's last...
Walt Disney Home Entertainment has released a statement at their Annual Conference on Friday confirming that a new disney land theme park will be built in Sydney, Australia. A rep for the company confirmed that the annoucement of the companies 9th Pa...
ORLANDO - Harry Ramsden's, the famous British fish and chip restaurant, "bit off more than it could chew" with their recent venture into the United States market. The landmark entry of Ramsden's into Walt Disney World at Orlando, Florida was accompan...
Scampering to correct an unintended insult to visiting world leaders, executives are busy trying to explain to some G8 countries why it was impossible for Mickey Mouse to give their respective Presidents a "High Five", when asked to do so.
Also...
VENICE BEACH - Disney darling Demi Lovato was reportedly seen walking alone on Venice Beach wearing a Wonder Woman bathing suit and a pair of Ellen DeGeneres Brand Flip Flops.
She was asked by a reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight if she was okay,...
SoCal - Today the Disney Corporation has announced they will be suing over the title of a recently released pornographic film, "Chitty-Chitty Gang Bang". The title of the porno is a play on words of 1960's Disney film "Chitty-Chitty, Bang Bang," whic...
(Published 2027) - WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a landmark takeover, fast food/media giant McDonald's-Disney bought out the Food and Drugs Administration.
"It makes me feel very sad," said Republican, Ted Electronic Arts Gareth. "In a Starbucks kinda St...
Wacky robots speaking in accents from the southern USA?
Bikini-clad bunny rabbits?
Bluebirds packing AK47s?
These are among the images studio insiders fear if the latest James Bond movie gets the go-ahead with financial backing from Disney.
There are two greats truths regarding toy merchandise. First, any plastic Chinese-imported piece of sh-t toy is worth 25% more if a Disney Princess appears on it. Second, a five year old girl who is told that she may not have some shiny pink Princess...
The President Fidel Castro automated impersonator has made its first reported appearance outside Havana since handing over power to Raul Castro in 2006.
Cuban television showed the realistic 83-year-old automaton leaving his own cold storage to vi...
Today the Walt Disney Corporation announced they would be selling the famed Walt head that they have kept frozen since his death.
The company is hoping that someone will buy the head to restore Walt to life.
Some people are speculating this m...
Since it bought out the new, hot running Marvel Comic Movie Studio that is responsible for such hits as Spiderman, Iron Man and the X Men series, Disney Corporation has begun to institute major changes into the Marvel superheroes to bring them into t...
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Disney, a company that has the uncanny ability to be molasses-sweet and incredibly profitable, had come to a conclusion: Instead of filming 'High School Musical 4' they will create another new franchise with "Lemonade Mouth", adapted from a Random House book aimed at the pre-pubes market.
In it, five freshmen wh...
Walt Disney Company chiefs are likely to be concerned about the behaviour of one of their stars, children's entertainer Miley Cyrus (writes Olivia Sudden, "The Dirty Dish Who Really Dishes The Dirt That Won't Wash Even In The Dishwasher").
Cyrus...