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Funny story: British Royal Family To Have Removable Heads

British Royal Family To Have Removable Heads

Queen Elizabeth II and any other Royal Heads of State will in future be removable to prevent Kings, Dukes Queens and even Jacks hanging onto power like Queen Elizabeth. The "Thatcher Syndrome" where crazed obsessives believe themselves to be ind...
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Funny story: Walt Disney Thawed to Serve Jury Duty on Will Smith Spree Killing Case

Walt Disney Thawed to Serve Jury Duty on Will Smith Spree Killing Case

Hard pressed to find a 12th U.S. citizen to serve on the jury for actor Will Smith's murder trial, the Supreme Court is enacting a wild card protocol which will see beloved animator Walt Disney thawed from cryogenic freeze to serve as the final juror...
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Funny story: The MOUSE Shall Have His Revenge

The MOUSE Shall Have His Revenge

The Mouse has had enough. Within his realm, The Mouse would be inscribed THE MOUSE, but here on this satire site we are safe from his surveillance and what could be misconstrued as a sign of disrespect. At least for now, that is. For years The Mouse has watched as young upstarts have corroded the Empire that he and his Master have so carefully and painstakingly put together. It is frus...
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Funny story: UK's Prince Philip accidentally frozen in cryogenic pod with Walt Disney's head

UK's Prince Philip accidentally frozen in cryogenic pod with Walt Disney's head

Prince Philip, the Queen of England's escort, has fallen into a secret cryogenic chamber a mile below California's Disneyland. Inspecting the pods where Sleeping Beauty and Walt Disney's head are stored "The Dook" was leaning over the safety barr...
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Funny story: Zeppelins, Flying Lawn Chairs, Blimps as "Air Disney Park" to Open in Arizona

Zeppelins, Flying Lawn Chairs, Blimps as "Air Disney Park" to Open in Arizona

A new park between Nagales and Tuscon, Arizona will open during the summer of 2014 says a Disney World executive and is expected to rival the other Disney Parks everywhere. "It's not just lawn chairs with helium balloons and beebee guns, there wil...
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Funny story: A List of 10 Trivia Facts From Walt Disney's Blockbuster "Frozen"

A List of 10 Trivia Facts From Walt Disney's Blockbuster "Frozen"

HOLLYWOOD - The Disney animated musical Frozen is giving Hunger Games a run for its money. Frozen took in an amazing $90 million in just the first five days it was out. It has already become the #1 movie in Pocatello, Idaho; Apalachicola, Florida; Kalamazoo, Michigan; Lafayette, Louisiana; and Sheboyan, Wisconsin. Reports coming out of Europe are that Barcelona, Spain has had over $200,00...
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Funny story: Disney Studios Latest Concept: Floozy Factor

Disney Studios Latest Concept: Floozy Factor

The public has seen Disney churning out "Girls and Boys Next Door Gone Bad"types for years now. These stars like Aguilera, Spears, Timberlake, Lohan, Bieber, Cyrus, and Gomez, have been keeping celebrity hounds and the media frenzied year after year...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Running for Her Life

Miley Cyrus Running for Her Life

Apparently the news has been kept from the press but after three days Miley Cyrus has been given enough time to escape to a safe place, according to the FBI. In a news conference released this morning a Spokesman for the FBI stated that the Cyrus...
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Funny story: Selena Gomez Threatens Justin Bieber With A Restraining Order

Selena Gomez Threatens Justin Bieber With A Restraining Order

TARZANA - Saying that she has had enough of the little hip hop singer wannabe from Canada, Selena Gomez has just informed the entertainment media that she is seriously considering putting a restraining order on ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber. Gomez sa...
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Funny story: The Epic of Gilgamesh

The Epic of Gilgamesh

The Epic of Gilgamesh is a long, boring, heroic poem by Gil Gamesh, a Babylonian who plagiarized the story from ancient Sumerian sources and claimed that the events of the poem, outlandish though they are, actually happened to him. One of the poem's key episodes in the flood, which, when it is written about in the Bible, is known as the Biblical flood, but, in Gilgamesh, is referred to as The Delu...
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Funny story: New Star Wars film to be made in the UK

New Star Wars film to be made in the UK

UK Chancellor George Osbourne has praised his own tax policies for encouraging Disney to make the new Star Wars film in Britain. He described it as a vindication of his strategy of tax breaks for the creative industry. Critics have pointed out the...
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Funny story: Star Wars 7 Cast Annouced

Star Wars 7 Cast Annouced

George Lucas and Disney have announced several cast members who shall be appearing in the new Star Was movie, the seventh in the series, which follows on from where the Return of the Jedi left off. Though Darth Vader is dead it has now been confir...
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Funny story: Micky Mouse, Goofy and Donald Duck to star in 3-D remake of Star Wars IV

Micky Mouse, Goofy and Donald Duck to star in 3-D remake of Star Wars IV

Orlando, FL - A bar in an underground area seen by few outsiders, I am here to interview the new cast of an American classic movie, Star Wars IV, Return of the Jedi. Reporting this story involved certain risks. It involved entering the Disney underwo...
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Funny story: Disney buy Lucasfilm

Disney buy Lucasfilm

Disney have bought Lucasfilm from founder George Lucas for $4.2bn. The firm is most famous for producing the 'Stars Wars' films as well as providing special effects for other companies. Disney are to produce two more 'Star Wars' over the next 18 m...
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Funny story: Disney appointed to organise the End of the World Party

Disney appointed to organise the End of the World Party

Disney have been appointed by the UN to organise the End of the World Party on December twenty-first, when many crackpots and religious nutjobs believe that the world will end, because the Mayan calendar runs out. "If the world is going to end," s...
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Funny story: Donald Duck to be brought out of retirement to save Disney

Donald Duck to be brought out of retirement to save Disney

Rumours of Donald's demise on a pancake with hoisin sauce, spring onion and cucumber have been greatly exaggerated, and the half dressed duck has been coaxed out of retirement to help prop up a flailing Disney empire that has seen three of it's last...
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Funny story: Disneyland Australia

Disneyland Australia

Walt Disney Home Entertainment has released a statement at their Annual Conference on Friday confirming that a new disney land theme park will be built in Sydney, Australia. A rep for the company confirmed that the annoucement of the companies 9th Pa...
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Funny story: Round 1: Harry Ramsden's defeated by American gluttons

Round 1: Harry Ramsden's defeated by American gluttons

ORLANDO - Harry Ramsden's, the famous British fish and chip restaurant, "bit off more than it could chew" with their recent venture into the United States market. The landmark entry of Ramsden's into Walt Disney World at Orlando, Florida was accompan...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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