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Funny story: Red meat may increase health risks but it also makes you "horny"!

Red meat may increase health risks but it also makes you "horny"!

Eating red meat enhances the chances that one could die of "Mad Cow Disease", cancer, heart disease and other common symptons related to the consumption of this, pumped up with hormones, deadly product. Scientists have discovered this fact and adv...
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Funny story: New Diseases & Ailments: UK Citizens at greatest risk

New Diseases & Ailments: UK Citizens at greatest risk

Named Disease: HAJ (Had-a-job) Syndrome Symptoms: Being made redundant through no fault of your own, suicidal feelings, lack of food, and the disappearance of respect. Election of Coalition or Tory government. Most at Risk: The proletariat, anyone not related to, a banker or a friend of a Politician. This disease can become permanent especially in the 3.4 million of unemployed. Area's most affe...
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Funny story: W.H.O. (World Health Organisation) Disclose Details of newly discovered diseases

W.H.O. (World Health Organisation) Disclose Details of newly discovered diseases

The World Health Organisation spokesman, Dr D.Seez, has revealed the new diseases identified in 2012 to date. Along with the symptoms, and those most at risk of contracting them. Named Disease: HAJ (Had-a-job) Syndrome Symptoms: Being made redundant through no fault of your own, suicidal feelings, lack of food, and the disappearance of respect. Most at Risk: The proletariat, anyone not relate...
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Funny story: Visiting Your Local Job Centre Could Kill You!

Visiting Your Local Job Centre Could Kill You!

Job Centre staff and the unemployed job seekers they serve will have to wear face masks and hygienic surgical gloves when inside the Job Centre buildings as from from September 2011. It forms just part of a whole package of new regulations being bro...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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