ATLANTA, Georgia (ABSNN) - The ever smiling Mike Rowe, host of the Discovery Channel's long-running "Dirty Jobs" announced the show would not continue after this year. However, Rowe is not out of a job at the Discovery Channel; he will host a new sh...
NEVADA STATE PRISON (ABSNN) - O. J. Simpson refused all press requests (except ours, of course) to comment on tonight's Investigation Discovery documentary: "My Brother the Serial Killer," that claims Simpson hired a serial killer to break into his...
Global survivor and lover of warm, comfy hotel beds whilst out there in the wilderness (?), Bear Grylls, has been sacked by Discovery Channel. He wasn't sacked for drinking too much bears pee or eating giant bumble bees, no! He was sacked because he...
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