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Funny story:  Obama Regime Claims Hoard of Gold

Obama Regime Claims Hoard of Gold

A California couple who found a six cans of buried gold coins, perhaps valued at $10 million (USD) may not be so lucky in the end. The US Department of 'We Own it All' (USDWOA) has connected this stash to a theft that took place wayyy back in 1900...
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Funny story:  New Species of Homo Detected: Sapiens May No Longer Top the Food Chain

New Species of Homo Detected: Sapiens May No Longer Top the Food Chain

Scientists in the High Plains of America have discovered that the human family tree has many more branches and tangles than previously thought. DNA analysis from a group of humans heavier than Robustus, stouter than Australopithecus,-- and with more...
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Funny story:  Santa Claus in Purgatory

Santa Claus in Purgatory

Jolly Old Saint Nick they call him. Belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly. He gives presents to children all over the world, but did you ever wonder how he got to be Santa Claus? Groundbreaking evidence, in the form of ancient parchments, has ju...
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Funny story:  The World's Largest Swamp Discovered In New Mexico

The World's Largest Swamp Discovered In New Mexico

TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES, New Mexico - A team of oil surveyors who were looking for a possible site for a pipe line which would bring oil from Mexico into the United States recently made an amazing discovery. The chief surveyor identified as Packwood...
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Funny story:  "King Obama" fortold in just discovered cave paintings

"King Obama" fortold in just discovered cave paintings

ORGAN CAVE WV - An amazing, and controversial, discovery was revealed inside a West Virginia cave this morning. A press pool was allowed to view and photograph a series of ten cave paintings that were discovered recently. Two paintings seem to be p...
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Funny story:  NASA Space Shuttle Discovery Secretly Plans Second Career

NASA Space Shuttle Discovery Secretly Plans Second Career

Retired by NASA, he's being dumped at the Smithsonian Institute in Wash., D. C., and he's not at all happy about it. In a special "after-hours" (that's when the space shuttles have a magical ability to talk, an ability limited to about eight hou...
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Funny story:  Smells Fishy? Fish claimed to be 17 million years older this week than last week!

Smells Fishy? Fish claimed to be 17 million years older this week than last week!

Crackpot evolutionists are today pulling their hair out following the annoying news that a new Coelacanth fossil has been discovered. The Coelacanth is already a particular pain in the evolutionists bottom as it is still alive and well today. The...
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Funny story:  Archaeologists Discover French Toast Flavored Pop-Tarts

Archaeologists Discover French Toast Flavored Pop-Tarts

NEVADA-In what is already being hailed around the world as the find of the century, a team of archaeologists in Nevada have discovered the previously believed-to-be-extinct flavor of French Toast Pop-Tarts on a local grocery store shelf. Dr. Doug...
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Funny story:  Ancient wood discovered near Goodwood

Ancient wood discovered near Goodwood

Local walkers rambling in West Sussex stumbled across an ancient wood last weekend. Covering about 10 acres, it had never ever featured on any ordnance survey maps. "It's a bloody good wood," said walk leader Woody Rudd. The residents of Goodwood...
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Funny story:  Mummified Goldfish discovered in Egyptian Pyramid

Mummified Goldfish discovered in Egyptian Pyramid

Two archeologists announced today that they have discovered 2,000 mummified goldfish whilst doing research in a pyramid in Egypt. It took them a while to figure out what the miniature mummies actually were. They used special x-ray equipment to st...
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Funny story:  Hubble Telescope Finds Really Crap Planet - Not Much Excitement

Hubble Telescope Finds Really Crap Planet - Not Much Excitement

Reports are coming in that last night the Hubble Telescope found a really crap planet, and that astronomers didn't get very excited at all by the discovery. The planet, which is apparently a long way away is said to be of little interest to anybod...
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Funny story:  Discovery Communications Looks to Fox News

Discovery Communications Looks to Fox News

Discovery Communications, wanting to become fair and balanced, looked to Fox News's Sarah Palin, the vice-presidential hopeful in the 2009 U.S. presidential election. Discovery, long known for it's earth-friendly offerings with such shows as the Dis...
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Funny story:  New Element Discovered by Scientists

New Element Discovered by Scientists

Long hypothesized as a missing link within compounds made from multiple known elements, scientists from the U.S. and Russia are about to announce the confirmation of a new entry that will be added to table of 115 known elements. Never able to exp...
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Funny story:  Germans win again, their latest discovery "Viagra Beer" guaranteed to get it STIFF, Mein Herr!

Germans win again, their latest discovery "Viagra Beer" guaranteed to get it STIFF, Mein Herr!

Germans renowned for Mercedes, BMW, Audi, Miele, Bosch, taking penalties, winning nearly everything, Lidl, Aldi, etc, have now discovered the ultimate male sex-machine, Viagra Beer! German private brewer, Jurgen Brauer (Brewer in English!), was st...
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Funny story:  Man Reunited With 'Lost' Penis After 20 Years

Man Reunited With 'Lost' Penis After 20 Years

German man, Hans Oop was yesterday reunited with his penis after a 20 year separation. Oop, of Wank, southern Germany was said to be delighted by the reunion. It appears that following a particularly acrimonious divorce, Oop, of Wank forgot all ab...
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Funny story:  Angry Man Lives Life to Fullest, Thanks to Television

Angry Man Lives Life to Fullest, Thanks to Television

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - It's been just over a year since John Q. Tickenbaum, 39, watched Pushing the Human Body's Limits on Discovery's Channel, but he claims the program fundamentally changed his way of thinking about stress and anger, ultimately transf...
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Funny story:  UK Terracotta Warriors Discovered

UK Terracotta Warriors Discovered

Archaeologists in the UK announced this morning that an army of terracotta warriors had been unearthed during the execution of an archaeological dig near Dudley in the West Midlands. The finding, reportedly the biggest event in UK archaeological h...
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Funny story:  Basingstoke Man Finds Picasso In Attic

Basingstoke Man Finds Picasso In Attic

Eddie Gimp, of Basingstoke got quite a surprise when he cleaned out his attic last week, when he found Picasso hiding out up there. "I thought he was dead," Gimp told us. "But it seems not. There he was, large as life, hiding in my attic, where he...
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