Jolly Old Saint Nick they call him. Belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly. He gives presents to children all over the world, but did you ever wonder how he got to be Santa Claus?
Groundbreaking evidence, in the form of ancient parchments, has ju...
TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES, New Mexico - A team of oil surveyors who were looking for a possible site for a pipe line which would bring oil from Mexico into the United States recently made an amazing discovery.
The chief surveyor identified as Packwood...
ORGAN CAVE WV - An amazing, and controversial, discovery was revealed inside a West Virginia cave this morning. A press pool was allowed to view and photograph a series of ten cave paintings that were discovered recently. Two paintings seem to be p...
Retired by NASA, he's being dumped at the Smithsonian Institute in Wash., D. C., and he's not at all happy about it.
In a special "after-hours" (that's when the space shuttles have a magical ability to talk, an ability limited to about eight hou...
Crackpot evolutionists are today pulling their hair out following the annoying news that a new Coelacanth fossil has been discovered.
The Coelacanth is already a particular pain in the evolutionists bottom as it is still alive and well today. The...
NEVADA-In what is already being hailed around the world as the find of the century, a team of archaeologists in Nevada have discovered the previously believed-to-be-extinct flavor of French Toast Pop-Tarts on a local grocery store shelf.
Dr. Doug...
Local walkers rambling in West Sussex stumbled across an ancient wood last weekend. Covering about 10 acres, it had never ever featured on any ordnance survey maps. "It's a bloody good wood," said walk leader Woody Rudd.
The residents of Goodwood...
Two archeologists announced today that they have discovered 2,000 mummified goldfish whilst doing research in a pyramid in Egypt. It took them a while to figure out what the miniature mummies actually were.
They used special x-ray equipment to st...
Reports are coming in that last night the Hubble Telescope found a really crap planet, and that astronomers didn't get very excited at all by the discovery.
The planet, which is apparently a long way away is said to be of little interest to anybod...
Discovery Communications, wanting to become fair and balanced, looked to Fox News's Sarah Palin, the vice-presidential hopeful in the 2009 U.S. presidential election. Discovery, long known for it's earth-friendly offerings with such shows as the Dis...
Long hypothesized as a missing link within compounds made from multiple known elements, scientists from the U.S. and Russia are about to announce the confirmation of a new entry that will be added to table of 115 known elements.
Never able to exp...
Germans renowned for Mercedes, BMW, Audi, Miele, Bosch, taking penalties, winning nearly everything, Lidl, Aldi, etc, have now discovered the ultimate male sex-machine, Viagra Beer!
German private brewer, Jurgen Brauer (Brewer in English!), was st...
German man, Hans Oop was yesterday reunited with his penis after a 20 year separation. Oop, of Wank, southern Germany was said to be delighted by the reunion.
It appears that following a particularly acrimonious divorce, Oop, of Wank forgot all ab...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - It's been just over a year since John Q. Tickenbaum, 39, watched Pushing the Human Body's Limits on Discovery's Channel, but he claims the program fundamentally changed his way of thinking about stress and anger, ultimately transf...
Archaeologists in the UK announced this morning that an army of terracotta warriors had been unearthed during the execution of an archaeological dig near Dudley in the West Midlands.
The finding, reportedly the biggest event in UK archaeological h...
Eddie Gimp, of Basingstoke got quite a surprise when he cleaned out his attic last week, when he found Picasso hiding out up there.
"I thought he was dead," Gimp told us. "But it seems not. There he was, large as life, hiding in my attic, where he...
After seeing her on tour in her creative leotards and jumpsuits, fans have began rumours that Lady Gaga is actually a hermaphrodite. Fans have said that when the singer bends down there is a huge bulge where her poon should be.
After many men have...
The center of gravity has been shifting from Middle East to Afghanistan-Pakistan. But they never realized that they have to shift so soon to the Indus Valley Civilization also known as Taliban Civilization. Scientist and security expert has been wond...