Flushing, New York - New York Mets Manager Terry Collins was mad as hell at his team's subpar performance in recent weeks, much of which was caused by his own mistakes. So he called for a special closed-door meeting that excluded the media, the coach...
Troubled Man City striker Mario Balotelli, sent off in the Europa League second leg fixture against Dinamo Kiev, has made a public apology to manager Roberto Mancini .
Although City comfortably beat Kiev 1-0 at Eastlands, they lost 2-1 on aggregate and crashed out of the tournament, putting more pressure on boss Mancini as his side continue to under achieve despite spending hundreds of millions...
The Football Association has announced that, effective from tomorrow morning 9.00 a.m., there will be the first ever "No Fly Zone" set up over England.
Frustrated at the number of occasions when the name of English football has been dragged throug...
As Rangers season seems on the verge of imploding, manager Walter Smith has laid down a harsh new code of conduct for all players.
Smith is concerned that, in the wake of another humiliating defeat at the hands of Old Firm rivals Celtic, season 20...
Glasgow Celtic's manager Neil Lennon is facing a 146 game ban under a controversial new disciplinary procedure introduced by the SFA.
The Irishman has just reluctantly accepted a revised 4 game ban for an offence committed earlier on this season,...
Scottish Premier League outfit Dundee United have been thrown into chaos after chairman Steven Thomson suspended all 16 of the first team squad that were on duty against Inverness Caledonian Thistle on Tuesday.
A furious chairman told the press "I...
Leaked documents from the Department of Education have revealed that a secret trial has taken place, in which teachers have been issued with Tasers at a top private school.
The Principal of Nowhere College, Mr George Whacker, said that he had agre...
Poor discipline in schools is a problem for teachers and administrators the world over. In recent times we've seen some innovative ideas in keeping control in the classroom.
In Turkey tear gas was lobbed into a school during a clash with resident...
Bloomberg,Reuters & others (yawn) - Schools across England & Wales face a blanket ban on pupil disciplne according to a new report released today. As a result of pressure on the government from inspectors. Teachers were described as 'too in y...
Today, it is being reported, psychologists recommend that when teachers deal with unruly pupils in class they should ignore the bad behaviour and praise good behaviour.
Unconfirmed Sources report FCC chairmen Michael Powell plans to revive old forms of discipline to enforce decency standards. An internal FCC report commissioned by Powell has outlined the new program for punishing those who violate FCC rules.
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