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Funny story: As His Missteps Mount, Mets Manager Holds A Closed-Door Meeting With Himself

As His Missteps Mount, Mets Manager Holds A Closed-Door Meeting With Himself

Flushing, New York - New York Mets Manager Terry Collins was mad as hell at his team's subpar performance in recent weeks, much of which was caused by his own mistakes. So he called for a special closed-door meeting that excluded the media, the coach...
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Funny story: Public Apology From Balotelli

Public Apology From Balotelli

Troubled Man City striker Mario Balotelli, sent off in the Europa League second leg fixture against Dinamo Kiev, has made a public apology to manager Roberto Mancini . Although City comfortably beat Kiev 1-0 at Eastlands, they lost 2-1 on aggregate and crashed out of the tournament, putting more pressure on boss Mancini as his side continue to under achieve despite spending hundreds of millions...
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Funny story: F.A. Sets Up No Fly Zone

F.A. Sets Up No Fly Zone

The Football Association has announced that, effective from tomorrow morning 9.00 a.m., there will be the first ever "No Fly Zone" set up over England. Frustrated at the number of occasions when the name of English football has been dragged throug...
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Funny story: Rangers Boss Lays Down The Law To Players

Rangers Boss Lays Down The Law To Players

As Rangers season seems on the verge of imploding, manager Walter Smith has laid down a harsh new code of conduct for all players. Smith is concerned that, in the wake of another humiliating defeat at the hands of Old Firm rivals Celtic, season 20...
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Funny story: Celtic's Lennon Facing 3 Year Ban

Celtic's Lennon Facing 3 Year Ban

Glasgow Celtic's manager Neil Lennon is facing a 146 game ban under a controversial new disciplinary procedure introduced by the SFA. The Irishman has just reluctantly accepted a revised 4 game ban for an offence committed earlier on this season,...
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Funny story: Dundee United FC In Turmoil

Dundee United FC In Turmoil

Scottish Premier League outfit Dundee United have been thrown into chaos after chairman Steven Thomson suspended all 16 of the first team squad that were on duty against Inverness Caledonian Thistle on Tuesday. A furious chairman told the press "I...
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Funny story: Teachers conduct secret trial with Tasers

Teachers conduct secret trial with Tasers

Leaked documents from the Department of Education have revealed that a secret trial has taken place, in which teachers have been issued with Tasers at a top private school. The Principal of Nowhere College, Mr George Whacker, said that he had agre...
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Funny story: Tear Gas And Tasers Tested As New School Discipline Aids

Tear Gas And Tasers Tested As New School Discipline Aids

Poor discipline in schools is a problem for teachers and administrators the world over. In recent times we've seen some innovative ideas in keeping control in the classroom. In Turkey tear gas was lobbed into a school during a clash with resident...
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Funny story: Schools face discipline ban

Schools face discipline ban

Bloomberg,Reuters & others (yawn) - Schools across England & Wales face a blanket ban on pupil disciplne according to a new report released today. As a result of pressure on the government from inspectors. Teachers were described as 'too in y...
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Funny story: New Strategy to deal with unruly pupils

New Strategy to deal with unruly pupils

Today, it is being reported, psychologists recommend that when teachers deal with unruly pupils in class they should ignore the bad behaviour and praise good behaviour.
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Funny story: FCC to Use Stocks and Stoning to Enforce Rules!

FCC to Use Stocks and Stoning to Enforce Rules!

Unconfirmed Sources report FCC chairmen Michael Powell plans to revive old forms of discipline to enforce decency standards. An internal FCC report commissioned by Powell has outlined the new program for punishing those who violate FCC rules.
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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