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Funny story:  Attempt By Justin Bieber To Skydive Without Parachute Ends In Disaster

Attempt By Justin Bieber To Skydive Without Parachute Ends In Disaster

Midwest, An attempt by annoying pop sensation Justin Bieber to become the first person to jump from an airplane and successfully land safely WITHOUT the use of a parachute has ended in disaster with hospital staff ruling out any possible public comeb...
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Funny story:  The 'Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old Trafford' strikes again, again and again...

The 'Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old Trafford' strikes again, again and again...

Old Trafford, Manchester: Like the Politburo standing high above, the 'Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old Trafford' strikes again, again and again... Manchester United all in name, keep losing. It has been reported that the 'Phantom Raspberry Blowe...
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Funny story:  Girl carried off into space amid fears for lost balloon

Girl carried off into space amid fears for lost balloon

Worried parents and performing clowns have been seated watching news24 for the last 72 hours, biting eyebrows and clipping unwanted chattering teeth after somegirl, someplace, it was Alice but not their Alcie disspersed into the winds surrounding her...
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Funny story:  Resident Evil: Retribution beset by problems

Resident Evil: Retribution beset by problems

In the latest twist in the ongoing saga that is the fifth film in the Resident Evil series, Resident Evil: Retribution, half the cast were rushed to hospital in Toronto last night. "We were filming a zombie scene," said stunt director, Nick Powell...
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Funny story:  Bono's Operation Goes Wrong, Ego Accidentally Removed - World Asked to Pray for Peace

Bono's Operation Goes Wrong, Ego Accidentally Removed - World Asked to Pray for Peace

Irish rockstar Bono checked into a Monte Carlo hospital for a routine medical procedure to have his ego topped up in the frontal lobe of the brain. This is an operation Bono has every year but something went horribly wrong this time and consequences...
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Funny story:  Ash cloud about to cover UK - Grey alert - Tantrums expected  soon

Ash cloud about to cover UK - Grey alert - Tantrums expected soon

A huge dense ash cloud is heading for the UK. The cloud is on its way from Iceland where volcanoes continue to erupt. People are asked to keep all children and pets indoors until given the 'all clear'. They are also being advised to bring in all...
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Funny story:  More Bad News For Japan

More Bad News For Japan

First there was the earthquake, next came the tsunami, and then the horror of the radiation leak. This last week has been one of the worst in Japan's history as a series of natural disasters has caused widespread devastation in the North East of t...
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Funny story:  More Misery For Japan As Fukushima Reactor Number Three Explodes, Number Two Critical And Media Coverage Not Helping

More Misery For Japan As Fukushima Reactor Number Three Explodes, Number Two Critical And Media Coverage Not Helping

Overnight explosions rocks Fukushima Number Three reactor, Number Two now reported to be 'critical' and radioactive clouds rumoured to headed for the densely populated Tokyo/Yokohama megalopolis. Fears rise of a secondary deadly quake, another tsu...
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Funny story:  Year Of 2012 To Be Postponed

Year Of 2012 To Be Postponed

The UN announced today that the year of 2012 is to be postponed. Ban Ki-moon, Secretary-General of the United Nations, spoke of the unanimous UN vote. 'The outlook for the global economy is extremely uncertain,' he explained. 'There is political i...
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Funny story:  Nuclear experts  confounded

Nuclear experts confounded

Tokyo - Speech expert Dr. Hotseetanuka is alarmed today at the sudden onset of stuttering that is afflicting "Nuclear Experts". Many such "experts" are being consulted today with regards to the nuclear catastrophe here. Surprisingly, they are sud...
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Funny story:  Music Festival Disaster: Enquiry Results Finally Revealed

Music Festival Disaster: Enquiry Results Finally Revealed

The cause for the disaster at one of Britain's largest music festivals has finally been revealed. A sub-standard batch of tent pegs, dangerously combined with cheap imported Chinese tent poles, have been named as the 'most likely' cause for a huge...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight News - Millions of dead worms found on top of lawns in Newby Village

Isle of Wight News - Millions of dead worms found on top of lawns in Newby Village

Villagers living in Newby, Isle of Wight, awoke to a disturbing sight this morning. Lawns throughout the village are covered with millions of dead garden worms. Not an inch of green grass can be seen. Even the 'early birds' were not coming down...
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Funny story:  Thousands of turtle doves drop dead from the sky in Italy in latest bizarre mass animal deaths

Thousands of turtle doves drop dead from the sky in Italy in latest bizarre mass animal deaths

Scientist looking into the recent bizarre phenomenon of deads birds and fishes being found in their thousands believe they may be close to solving the mystery. Some scientists do believe that religious zealots are gathering up live animals and fis...
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Funny story:  40 000 dead crabs washed up in Kent

40 000 dead crabs washed up in Kent

40 000 dead crabs washed up in Kent Bizarre! Dead sea creatures in their thousands are washing up on beaches all over the world. Birds are falling from the sky. What's even MORE bizarre is that people are actually going around 'counting' them and it's believed they are 'rounding the numbers to the nearest l00'. Most of the public are asking for 'accurate' counts, just like in an election.
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Funny story:  Hijack alert after pilot spills coffee on controls

Hijack alert after pilot spills coffee on controls

It is hoped that, as a result of the recent panic, resulting in a plane's radio having sent out, accidentally, a hijack May Day, that people working with computerised systems will NOW heed the initial warning, which is: NO FOOD OR DRINKS NEAR...
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Funny story:  Chilean Mine Disaster - Now a Better Story!

Chilean Mine Disaster - Now a Better Story!

I know that the story about the rescue of the 33 miners trapped for 69 days was very emotional for most of the world but to me the story became pretty boring after I heard the authorities were able to get fresh air, fresh water, food, books, even movies to be viewed to the miners within like 2 days. I mean it sounds to me like it ended up being a 69 day vacation from the ball and chain in the end...
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Funny story:  The Day the Earth Stood Still  OR Panic Around the World As All Holes Disappear

The Day the Earth Stood Still OR Panic Around the World As All Holes Disappear

The World was in a state of panic yesterday. People in every nook and cranny of this wonderous globe woke up to find 'all holes missing'. People wandered happily, into doughnut shops, unaware of the issue, and came out crestfallen. No holes in their doughnuts meant that they weren't really doughnuts after all. As they looked around them and discussed the situation, many admitted they had...
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Funny story:  Disaster Facing Britain

Disaster Facing Britain

Fears are growing about the British weather. As forecasters predict ice and snow of unprecedented levels throughout the Christmas period the terrible facts are becoming clear to everyone. Our Christmas could be a TOTAL WIPEOUT. We face the grim...
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Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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