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“So You Think You Can Dance” To Feature First Quadriplegic Dance Crew

Funny story: “So You Think You Can Dance” To Feature First Quadriplegic Dance Crew

In the midst of declining ratings over the past 15 seasons of So You Think You Can Dance, producer Jessica Lively confirmed today that the show has been picked up for an additional season to premier in 2019. Despite the dwindling viewership, she...

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Woman Rescued After Getting Stuck In Revolving Door

Funny story: Woman Rescued After Getting Stuck In Revolving Door

A woman on a shopping trip to the big city had to be rescued after she became stuck in a revolving door. Betty Smith was in New York for the very first time in her life, after living 74 years on a farm in Iowa. On a once-in-a-lifetime trip, the ol...

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The Growing Diversity of 'Service Animals' Reaps Havoc Across America

Funny story: The Growing Diversity of 'Service Animals' Reaps Havoc Across America

Service Dogs have been assisting the blind and deaf for over a 100 years. But the growing list of creatures being used to assist people with an expanding inventory of handicaps has set off a deluge of dangerous situations across America. An exampl...

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Handicapped Man Constantly Mistaken For Teen With Saggy Pants

Funny story: Handicapped Man Constantly Mistaken For Teen With Saggy Pants

Dustin Papst of Opa-Loka, Florida, just wants to be treated like anyone else. He says he is constantly given favorable treatment by strangers because of his disability, which he feels is not a disability at all. "I don't even like to talk about it...

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Surprising Study Finds Most Deaf People Are Faking It

Funny story: Surprising Study Finds Most Deaf People Are Faking It

Geneva, CH; The World Health Organization released a shocking discovery that between 82-85% of the hearing impaired can, in reality hear just fine. While there are varying degrees and types of hearing loss, 99% of the malingerers composed the anacusi...

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Budget for women and the disabled

Funny story: Budget for women and the disabled

George Osborne introduced a Budget aimed to assist women and the disabled in a move that stimulated immediate approval from the 'Daily Male'. Disabled people will be given the chance to return to the workforce so that they can maintain an income t...

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Able man arrested for using service dog to pass gas indiscriminately

Funny story: Able man arrested for using service dog to pass gas indiscriminately

Police arrested Pierre LePetite outside a Baton Rogue Pet World store this afternoon, after a minor scuffle, and charged him with animal cruelty and resisting arrest. Police allege LaPetite poses as a disable veteran and uses his service dog as cove...

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Greatest Length Ever for Handicap Placard

Funny story: Greatest Length Ever for Handicap Placard

Albany NY: Authorities are fuming over a New York resident who's making periodic trips to Canada for a nerve block to cause leg paralysis. Chief O'Brien said; "He's gaming the system. We take improper use of handicap placards very seriously in th...

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TDLC Announces "Dancing With Disabilities"

Funny story: TDLC Announces "Dancing With Disabilities"

The Disabled Learning Channel is launching yet another wonderful learning inspired program. In the pilot, dancers with fake feet who could tap dance and a hunchback who weighed over 300 pounds did one hell of a Polka with a blind midget. Myron...

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UKIP at World Cup as Hoddle Signs For ITV

Funny story: UKIP at World Cup as Hoddle Signs For ITV

UKIP have walked ably into the World Cup coverage team on ITV this summer as Glenn Hoddle has been employed to cover the gap left by Roy "insert insult about someone else" Keane. Little known to the general public, most UKIP politicians regularly...

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Handicap Parking

Reluctantly, I gave in and we now have a Handicap Parking placard. "Getting old ain't for sissies," as my Mom use to say. With very poor vision and having to creep along on a cane now, I realized it was time for this additional chink in my armor. We went to he grocery store and Wal-Mart this past weekend and used the placard for the first time. We parked almost at the front door of Wall-Mart! "...

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Disabled mall cops back to work thanks to mobility scooters

Disabled mall cops will not be unemployed thanks to Pride Mobility's new range of police specification mobility scooters. The range includes light, medium and heavy duty scooters fitted with police equipment such as full emergency LED light packages...

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Man With No Arms and Legs Sues Theme Park For Kicking Him Off Ride

Funny story: Man With No Arms and Legs Sues Theme Park For Kicking Him Off Ride

ANAHEIM, CA (AP) - David Lochner looks through some pictures pointing out ones where he's playing second base and being used as a Frisbee. Unfortunately, he has no hands so no one can tell what he's referring to... The father of two from Aurora, C...

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McDondalds to replace Atos in new deal for spongers says Duncan Smith

Funny story: McDondalds to replace Atos in new deal for spongers says Duncan Smith

In yet another dramatic climb-down for the government, Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan Smith announced today that ATOS will no longer be carrying out medical assessments on the sick and disabled, ending the government's controversial contract...

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Area Man's Leg Dies In Its Sleep

Funny story: Area Man's Leg Dies In Its Sleep

WABASHA, MN-Brett Konsky, 46, went to bed Saturday night thinking everything in his comfortable, if not boring life was going along rather uneventfully. That all changed early Sunday morning when Brett awoke to find he had no feeling at all in hi...

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Blue badge holders to pay in Dorking Car Park

Funny story: Blue badge holders to pay in Dorking Car Park

The main car park in Dorking is the subject of the ire of local disabled drivers. "It used to be free to park in the car-park," said wheelchair bound Hans Klappen. "Now we are being asked to pay and display." It is not the fact that the disable...

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New car-parking spaces in Dorking car-park

Funny story: New car-parking spaces in Dorking car-park

Dorking car-park, the biggest tourist draw in Dorking, is to get some new car-parking spaces. "We've had the disabled and parent and child spaces for quite some time," said councillor Hampton Herrington. "We've also recently put in the motorcycle...

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Oddest sign of the month, seen in Nottingham's Victoria Shopping Centre

Funny story: Oddest sign of the month, seen in Nottingham's Victoria Shopping Centre

I would like to offer some advice/tips, for the owner of the Light Blue TGA Breeze 4 Ultimate Mobility Scooter, that I unthinkingly attacked as it ran over me here in the Nottingham shopping centre today 17th September 2011. During a shopping expedition, I was stood, carrier bags by my side, resting my arthritic knee, and coping with the sternum pains from my cardiac operation, leant on my walk...

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Breaking news…

Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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