I was glad that I had the week off work for Easter. It was why my wife had chosen this week for my forfeit, but I knew full well that she would have insisted I go to work, and then checked up on me. For the whole week I would experience the pain of femininity on pain of pain. Believe me when I say that the pain of being a woman for one week can in no way compare to what my wife is capable of.
"After great pressure from a media out to get me I am becoming transparent and providing names of all my Dinner guests for the current year."
So runs the latest press release from the Cameron publicity machine. It is clear that some of these guest...
Washington DC: Emergency medical technicians (EMTs) from the George Washington University (GWU) Hospital were called to the White House dining room to treat several individuals for food poisoning. President Obama and the First Lady were not taken ill...
Well, Hello there. I am David Cameron. Some of you may have voted for me.
It is a mystery. Like Chris De Burgh. You know people have done something to make him popular, but you never meet anyone who will publicly admit it.
I have been asked to give you my opinion on whom to invite to your house for a dinner party, whilst avoiding any trace of hypocrisy of wrongdoing. Still, just between y...
Christmas was upon us, and was gone. Just like that. Snap of the finger quick!
So says Joyce Merryweather, mother of two and home-maker to eight faux-family members.
"We waited in, for over three weeks, waiting for the day. We sat watching adve...
At the close of yet another Holiday season, complete with all the social interaction stress, heartburn, and credit card debt, which causes a bit of its own monetary stress and heartburn, I hesitated over the proper opening words to this story because although plainly cliché, the description would be entirely accurate. That said,
"It was a dark and stormy night".
The clan of five was distrib...
It's just becoming public that thoroughly bloody annoying 'Death Wish' director, food critic, and insurance salesman Michael Winner has been poisoned whilst filming the latest series of his crap TV show 'The Insufferable Michael Winner's Poxily Prete...
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