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Funny story: Ferguson Rules Out Berbatov

Ferguson Rules Out Berbatov

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has today ruled out striker Dimitar Berbatov. The news came as a shock to the room full of unscrupulous underhanded weasels with most viewing this as a step too far from the 69 year old Scot. Reporters...
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Funny story: Liverpool In Sensational Double Transfer Swoop - Berbatov And Modric Priority Targets

Liverpool In Sensational Double Transfer Swoop - Berbatov And Modric Priority Targets

King Kenny Dalglish is all set to rock the football world to its foundations with a shock double transfer swoop, with the focus on Tottenham, and bitter rivals Manchester United. King Kenny has apparently authorised club officials to enter into ne...
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Funny story: Rooney Targets Vulnerable Fanni

Rooney Targets Vulnerable Fanni

Wayne Rooney is looking to exploit Fanni ahead of Manchester United's Champions League last 16, second leg tie with French club Marseille. Rooney was pleased with the joy he received when attacking Fanni in the channels during the first leg last eigh...
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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Thinks Coleen Has A Football Stuffed Up Her Jumper

Wayne Rooney Thinks Coleen Has A Football Stuffed Up Her Jumper

Carrington: Today - Trauma counsellors representing Manchester United FC have finally taken star striker Wayne Rooney to one side to inform him that he's about to become a father. Rooney had spent most of the week getting to know his strike partn...
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Funny story: Manchester United Boss Sir Alex Ferguson Calls For Penalties To Be Re-taken

Manchester United Boss Sir Alex Ferguson Calls For Penalties To Be Re-taken

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has today unleashed a scathing attack against the FA groundsman responsible for preparing the Wembley Stadium pitch for yesterday's FA Cup semi-final defeat at the hands of Everton, and has called for the p...
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Funny story: Manchester United's Dimitar Berbatov - Premier League's Most Arrogant Player

Manchester United's Dimitar Berbatov - Premier League's Most Arrogant Player

It was there for the taking! A Wembley FA Cup Final appearance, the glory of silverware and a Cup winners medal to boot! All he had to do was slot the ball past Tim Howard. But then... Dimitar Berbatov, Manchester United's record £30million signin...
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Funny story: Man Utd And Man City Fans Fighting In The Streets Over Berbatov

Man Utd And Man City Fans Fighting In The Streets Over Berbatov

Greater Manchester Police have declared a State of Emergency in the city centre tonight, after fighting that broke out between rival Manchester United and Manchester City fans escalated into a full scale riot. The trouble started at a news stand n...
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Funny story: Berbatov Signs For Man City

Berbatov Signs For Man City

Dimitar Berbatov, the Tottenham striker, who had been expected to sign for Manchester United, has been snapped from under their very noses, by their neighbours, Manchester City! City boss Mark Hughes said that owner Thaksin Shinawatra told him thi...
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Funny story: Dimitar Berbatov Joins Bulgarian Royal Ballet

Dimitar Berbatov Joins Bulgarian Royal Ballet

Dimitar Berbatov, the troubled Tottenham striker, has astonished White Hart Lane officials by signing transfer forms with, not as expected, Manchester United, but with the Bulgarian Royal Ballet. Berbatov travelled to Bulgaria this afternoon to co...
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