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Funny story:  Chelsea Striker Didier Drogba finally reveals why he does not wear underwear and comments on Torres' arrival at Chelsea

Chelsea Striker Didier Drogba finally reveals why he does not wear underwear and comments on Torres' arrival at Chelsea

Chelsea Striker, Didier Drogba, who recently turned 33, finally revealed to one of our reporters why he does not wear underwear. Apparently, when growing up, his family could only afford to buy the absolute essentials, which did NOT include under...
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Funny story:  Drogba In Talks Over Future - United Set To Pounce

Drogba In Talks Over Future - United Set To Pounce

Didier Drogba's agents are to hold talks with Chelsea officials this week in order to determine whether the powerful Ivorean striker has a future at Stamford Bridge or not. The 33 year old currently has a year remaining on his contract with the cl...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Grab Points As More Hilarity Emanates From Stamford Bridge

Chelsea Grab Points As More Hilarity Emanates From Stamford Bridge

Chelsea took all three points in this top four struggle - but once again West London was rocking with laughter at the irony. It seemed Chelsea, for all their effort, were going to come up blank against a resolute City defence - in fact these are t...
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Funny story:  Super Injunction Lifted! Drogba Got Malaria From Cheryl Cole

Super Injunction Lifted! Drogba Got Malaria From Cheryl Cole

A High Court judge has lifted a so-called "super injunction" obtained by the Chelsea footballer Didier Drogba and the media have been given the all clear to publish the sensational details. Cheryl Cole's ex husband Ashley Cole is said to be fuming...
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Funny story:  Drogba Penalty Miss Causes Hilarity Outbreak In West London - Thousands Hurt

Drogba Penalty Miss Causes Hilarity Outbreak In West London - Thousands Hurt

Accident and emergency units in West London were under severe pressure on Sunday evening trying to cope with thousands of people laughing uncontrollably. Said a spokesman for the Welsea and Chestminster: "We are working flat out and staff have bee...
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Funny story:  Cheryl Cole mosquito in Didier Drogba sting

Cheryl Cole mosquito in Didier Drogba sting

London - (Ass Mess): Earlier this year it laid low Chelsea left back Ashley Cole's former missus, its toxic venom very nearly laying her out cold on live TV. Now the pesky malaria-carrying mozzie has gone for Chelsea centre forward Didier Drogba,...
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Funny story:  Drogba diagnosed with 'go-down-in-the-area'

Drogba diagnosed with 'go-down-in-the-area'

Chelsea striker Didier Drogba has had treatment for a particularly severe case of 'go-down-in-the-area' according to Blues manager Carlo Ancelotti. The incurable disease which the majority of over sexed, under performing superstars of the Premier...
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Funny story:  Didier Drogba launches new range of dummies and rattles

Didier Drogba launches new range of dummies and rattles

Chelsea centre forward Didier Drogba is set to open a shop in West London selling his own designer range of baby clothes and toys. The 6 foot 2 inch Ivory Coast international made the decision after Frank Lampard stepped up to take a penalty agai...
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Funny story:  Drog Off! - Mourinho Still The Special One!

Drog Off! - Mourinho Still The Special One!

In a veritable 'night of the stars' at Stamford Bridge, the eventual star of them all was ex-Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho, who guided his Inter Milan team to a 1-0 victory on the night, 3-1 on aggregate. Chasing a one doal defecit from the first...
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Funny story:  Didier Drogba's Favourite fans are the Diddy Men from Naughty Ash

Didier Drogba's Favourite fans are the Diddy Men from Naughty Ash

Footballer Didier Drogba's favourite fans are the Diddymen from Naughty Ash. Before they watch each match with Didier they sing their well known song We are the diddymen the diddy diddy diddymen we are the diddymen who come from naughty ash. Durin...
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Funny story:  Didier Drogba's wife gives birth to a white baby!

Didier Drogba's wife gives birth to a white baby!

Doctor's at the Chelsea & Westminster Hospital were astounded late last night when Alla, the wife of Didier Drogba, gave birth to a white baby boy! Drogba, the Ivory Coast and Chelsea striker, was absolutely overjoyed with the new arrival and...
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Funny story:  Football's Offside Rule altered

Football's Offside Rule altered

The offside rule in football, which nobody has ever fully understood no matter how many times it has been explained to them, was changed today, and first came into effect at the crucial match between Chelsea and their visitors Manchester United. P...
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Funny story:  Torres: I'm Prettier Than Drogba

Torres: I'm Prettier Than Drogba

Liverpool pretty boy Fernando Torres has responded to remarks made by Didier Drogba, that come May the two will be very close at the top of the scoring charts. While Torres refused to deny this, he had a wholly different system of determining who is...
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Funny story:  Drogba eats rat on match days

Drogba eats rat on match days

Star Chelsea striker Didier Drogba has admitted that his sudden return to form this season can be put down to eating rat meat - his favourite match day breakfast. Under Big Phil Scolari, the star forward was a shadow of the powerhouse who had fast...
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Funny story:  "Chase Me!" Says Didier Drogba

"Chase Me!" Says Didier Drogba

Bizarre behaviour being reported from Stamford Bridge as Didier Drogba nets the winner against Hull City, as an attempted cross looped over the goalkeeper into the net. As Drogba wheeled away from the goal, he invited team mates to chase him. Exhi...
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Funny story:  Drogba Addresses UEFA and Europeans on Chelsea vs Barca Match

Drogba Addresses UEFA and Europeans on Chelsea vs Barca Match

Friends, Europeans, soccer-lovers, lend me your ears. The evil that referees do lives after them; The bad decision is oft interrèd with the matches. So let it be with Ovrebo. The noble UEFA Hath told you Ovrebo was right. If it were so, it was a grievous fault, And grievously hath Chelsea FC paid for it. For UEFA is an honourable body, Here under leave of UEFA Come I to speak in Ch...
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Funny story:  Drogba charges UEFA referee with insulting him

Drogba charges UEFA referee with insulting him

Chelsea striker Dider Drogba today charged UEFA referee Tom Not-Fooledby Divingsson with insulting him during the Champions League match against Barcelona. Disciplinary proceedings have also been taken by the player against the Metropolitan Police...
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Funny story:  Anonymous "His Grace" Admits to Waterboarding Gunga Din Drogba

Anonymous "His Grace" Admits to Waterboarding Gunga Din Drogba

An anonymous email from an address that called itself mypakimakeamewhacky to the Daily Male confirmed Didier Drogba's announcement that he's fcukin' 'is grace. The unknown author of mypaki has written detailed descriptions of the numerous late night...
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