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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 16th July 2012

Football Gossip & comments 16th July 2012

Liverpool have turned down an approach from Newcastle to get Andy Carroll on a season long loan. They refused the deal after Chelsea turned down an approach from Liverpool to take Fernando Torres on a season long loan. Chelsea turned down the offer after Shanghai Shenhua turned down an approach from Chelsea to take Didier Drogba on a season long loan. Shanghai Shenhua turned down the app...
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Funny story: Roman Abramovitch to quit Chelsea after eight years

Roman Abramovitch to quit Chelsea after eight years

After last months nail-biting European Champions League Final where his Chelsea side beat Bayern Munich on penalties, Chelsea star owner Roman Abramovitch has confirmed he is leaving the club. After pumping around £500m into the club since the sum...
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Funny story: Didier Drogba is to become a Ballerina after his career as "theatre actor"!

Didier Drogba is to become a Ballerina after his career as "theatre actor"!

Barcelona have warned Chelsea's D.Drogba not to play-act, dive, roll all over the ground after being hit with a feather, roll his eye-balls at the cameras, waste time or generally act like Hugh Grant; terrible! Didier, refutes all of the claims th...
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Funny story: Chelsea Star Reveals Winning Formula Over Barcelona

Chelsea Star Reveals Winning Formula Over Barcelona

Chelsea star Didier Drogba proved last night that Barcelona could be beaten, and the use of football talent and knowledge was not even required to do so! The centre forward spent the majority of last nights game rolling around on the floor, clutch...
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Funny story: Harry Redknapp bites Didier Drogba's hand off

Harry Redknapp bites Didier Drogba's hand off

Didier Drogba has "got the hump" with Chelsea and has has told manager Andre Villas-Boas that he needs to join a club where footballers "speak proper." The Ivory Coast International has demanded a move to Tottenham and wants to be coached in Cockn...
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Funny story: Chelsea Striker Didier Drogba finally reveals why he does not wear underwear and comments on Torres' arrival at Chelsea

Chelsea Striker Didier Drogba finally reveals why he does not wear underwear and comments on Torres' arrival at Chelsea

Chelsea Striker, Didier Drogba, who recently turned 33, finally revealed to one of our reporters why he does not wear underwear. Apparently, when growing up, his family could only afford to buy the absolute essentials, which did NOT include under...
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Funny story: Drogba In Talks Over Future - United Set To Pounce

Drogba In Talks Over Future - United Set To Pounce

Didier Drogba's agents are to hold talks with Chelsea officials this week in order to determine whether the powerful Ivorean striker has a future at Stamford Bridge or not. The 33 year old currently has a year remaining on his contract with the cl...
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Funny story: Chelsea Grab Points As More Hilarity Emanates From Stamford Bridge

Chelsea Grab Points As More Hilarity Emanates From Stamford Bridge

Chelsea took all three points in this top four struggle - but once again West London was rocking with laughter at the irony. It seemed Chelsea, for all their effort, were going to come up blank against a resolute City defence - in fact these are t...
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Funny story: Super Injunction Lifted! Drogba Got Malaria From Cheryl Cole

Super Injunction Lifted! Drogba Got Malaria From Cheryl Cole

A High Court judge has lifted a so-called "super injunction" obtained by the Chelsea footballer Didier Drogba and the media have been given the all clear to publish the sensational details. Cheryl Cole's ex husband Ashley Cole is said to be fuming...
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Funny story: Drogba Penalty Miss Causes Hilarity Outbreak In West London - Thousands Hurt

Drogba Penalty Miss Causes Hilarity Outbreak In West London - Thousands Hurt

Accident and emergency units in West London were under severe pressure on Sunday evening trying to cope with thousands of people laughing uncontrollably. Said a spokesman for the Welsea and Chestminster: "We are working flat out and staff have bee...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole mosquito in Didier Drogba sting

Cheryl Cole mosquito in Didier Drogba sting

London - (Ass Mess): Earlier this year it laid low Chelsea left back Ashley Cole's former missus, its toxic venom very nearly laying her out cold on live TV. Now the pesky malaria-carrying mozzie has gone for Chelsea centre forward Didier Drogba,...
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Funny story: Drogba diagnosed with 'go-down-in-the-area'

Drogba diagnosed with 'go-down-in-the-area'

Chelsea striker Didier Drogba has had treatment for a particularly severe case of 'go-down-in-the-area' according to Blues manager Carlo Ancelotti. The incurable disease which the majority of over sexed, under performing superstars of the Premier...
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Funny story: Didier Drogba launches new range of dummies and rattles

Didier Drogba launches new range of dummies and rattles

Chelsea centre forward Didier Drogba is set to open a shop in West London selling his own designer range of baby clothes and toys. The 6 foot 2 inch Ivory Coast international made the decision after Frank Lampard stepped up to take a penalty agai...
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Funny story: Drog Off! - Mourinho Still The Special One!

Drog Off! - Mourinho Still The Special One!

In a veritable 'night of the stars' at Stamford Bridge, the eventual star of them all was ex-Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho, who guided his Inter Milan team to a 1-0 victory on the night, 3-1 on aggregate. Chasing a one doal defecit from the first...
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Funny story: Didier Drogba's Favourite fans are the Diddy Men from Naughty Ash

Didier Drogba's Favourite fans are the Diddy Men from Naughty Ash

Footballer Didier Drogba's favourite fans are the Diddymen from Naughty Ash. Before they watch each match with Didier they sing their well known song We are the diddymen the diddy diddy diddymen we are the diddymen who come from naughty ash. Durin...
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Funny story: Didier Drogba's wife gives birth to a white baby!

Didier Drogba's wife gives birth to a white baby!

Doctor's at the Chelsea & Westminster Hospital were astounded late last night when Alla, the wife of Didier Drogba, gave birth to a white baby boy! Drogba, the Ivory Coast and Chelsea striker, was absolutely overjoyed with the new arrival and...
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Funny story: Football's Offside Rule altered

Football's Offside Rule altered

The offside rule in football, which nobody has ever fully understood no matter how many times it has been explained to them, was changed today, and first came into effect at the crucial match between Chelsea and their visitors Manchester United. P...
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Funny story: Torres: I'm Prettier Than Drogba

Torres: I'm Prettier Than Drogba

Liverpool pretty boy Fernando Torres has responded to remarks made by Didier Drogba, that come May the two will be very close at the top of the scoring charts. While Torres refused to deny this, he had a wholly different system of determining who is...
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