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Didier Drogba Reveals Sensational Secret He Learned at Galatasaray

Funny story: Didier Drogba Reveals Sensational Secret He Learned at Galatasaray

Didier Drogba has tonight revealed a sensational secret that could explain his recent success at Galatasaray. He said that he has learned that success on the football pitch is not about training, and it is not about teamwork, it is, apparently, all...

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Football Gossip & comments 16th July 2012

Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 16th July 2012

Liverpool have turned down an approach from Newcastle to get Andy Carroll on a season long loan. They refused the deal after Chelsea turned down an approach from Liverpool to take Fernando Torres on a season long loan. Chelsea turned down the offer after Shanghai Shenhua turned down an approach from Chelsea to take Didier Drogba on a season long loan. Shanghai Shenhua turned down the app...

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Roman Abramovitch to quit Chelsea after eight years

Funny story: Roman Abramovitch to quit Chelsea after eight years

After last months nail-biting European Champions League Final where his Chelsea side beat Bayern Munich on penalties, Chelsea star owner Roman Abramovitch has confirmed he is leaving the club. After pumping around £500m into the club since the sum...

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Didier Drogba is to become a Ballerina after his career as "theatre actor"!

Funny story: Didier Drogba is to become a Ballerina after his career as "theatre actor"!

Barcelona have warned Chelsea's D.Drogba not to play-act, dive, roll all over the ground after being hit with a feather, roll his eye-balls at the cameras, waste time or generally act like Hugh Grant; terrible! Didier, refutes all of the claims th...

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Chelsea Star Reveals Winning Formula Over Barcelona

Funny story: Chelsea Star Reveals Winning Formula Over Barcelona

Chelsea star Didier Drogba proved last night that Barcelona could be beaten, and the use of football talent and knowledge was not even required to do so! The centre forward spent the majority of last nights game rolling around on the floor, clutch...

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Harry Redknapp bites Didier Drogba's hand off

Funny story: Harry Redknapp bites Didier Drogba's hand off

Didier Drogba has "got the hump" with Chelsea and has has told manager Andre Villas-Boas that he needs to join a club where footballers "speak proper." The Ivory Coast International has demanded a move to Tottenham and wants to be coached in Cockn...

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Chelsea Striker Didier Drogba finally reveals why he does not wear underwear and comments on Torres' arrival at Chelsea

Funny story: Chelsea Striker Didier Drogba finally reveals why he does not wear underwear and comments on Torres' arrival at Chelsea

Chelsea Striker, Didier Drogba, who recently turned 33, finally revealed to one of our reporters why he does not wear underwear. Apparently, when growing up, his family could only afford to buy the absolute essentials, which did NOT include under...

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Drogba In Talks Over Future - United Set To Pounce

Funny story: Drogba In Talks Over Future - United Set To Pounce

Didier Drogba's agents are to hold talks with Chelsea officials this week in order to determine whether the powerful Ivorean striker has a future at Stamford Bridge or not. The 33 year old currently has a year remaining on his contract with the cl...

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Chelsea Grab Points As More Hilarity Emanates From Stamford Bridge

Funny story: Chelsea Grab Points As More Hilarity Emanates From Stamford Bridge

Chelsea took all three points in this top four struggle - but once again West London was rocking with laughter at the irony. It seemed Chelsea, for all their effort, were going to come up blank against a resolute City defence - in fact these are t...

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Super Injunction Lifted! Drogba Got Malaria From Cheryl Cole

Funny story: Super Injunction Lifted! Drogba Got Malaria From Cheryl Cole

A High Court judge has lifted a so-called "super injunction" obtained by the Chelsea footballer Didier Drogba and the media have been given the all clear to publish the sensational details. Cheryl Cole's ex husband Ashley Cole is said to be fuming...

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Drogba Penalty Miss Causes Hilarity Outbreak In West London - Thousands Hurt

Funny story: Drogba Penalty Miss Causes Hilarity Outbreak In West London - Thousands Hurt

Accident and emergency units in West London were under severe pressure on Sunday evening trying to cope with thousands of people laughing uncontrollably. Said a spokesman for the Welsea and Chestminster: "We are working flat out and staff have bee...

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Cheryl Cole mosquito in Didier Drogba sting

Funny story: Cheryl Cole mosquito in Didier Drogba sting

London - (Ass Mess): Earlier this year it laid low Chelsea left back Ashley Cole's former missus, its toxic venom very nearly laying her out cold on live TV. Now the pesky malaria-carrying mozzie has gone for Chelsea centre forward Didier Drogba,...

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Drogba diagnosed with 'go-down-in-the-area'

Funny story: Drogba diagnosed with 'go-down-in-the-area'

Chelsea striker Didier Drogba has had treatment for a particularly severe case of 'go-down-in-the-area' according to Blues manager Carlo Ancelotti. The incurable disease which the majority of over sexed, under performing superstars of the Premier...

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Didier Drogba launches new range of dummies and rattles

Funny story: Didier Drogba launches new range of dummies and rattles

Chelsea centre forward Didier Drogba is set to open a shop in West London selling his own designer range of baby clothes and toys. The 6 foot 2 inch Ivory Coast international made the decision after Frank Lampard stepped up to take a penalty agai...

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Drog Off! - Mourinho Still The Special One!

Funny story: Drog Off! - Mourinho Still The Special One!

In a veritable 'night of the stars' at Stamford Bridge, the eventual star of them all was ex-Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho, who guided his Inter Milan team to a 1-0 victory on the night, 3-1 on aggregate. Chasing a one doal defecit from the first...

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Didier Drogba's Favourite fans are the Diddy Men from Naughty Ash

Funny story: Didier Drogba's Favourite fans are the Diddy Men from Naughty Ash

Footballer Didier Drogba's favourite fans are the Diddymen from Naughty Ash. Before they watch each match with Didier they sing their well known song We are the diddymen the diddy diddy diddymen we are the diddymen who come from naughty ash. Durin...

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Didier Drogba's wife gives birth to a white baby!

Funny story: Didier Drogba's wife gives birth to a white baby!

Doctor's at the Chelsea & Westminster Hospital were astounded late last night when Alla, the wife of Didier Drogba, gave birth to a white baby boy! Drogba, the Ivory Coast and Chelsea striker, was absolutely overjoyed with the new arrival and...

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Football's Offside Rule altered

Funny story: Football's Offside Rule altered

The offside rule in football, which nobody has ever fully understood no matter how many times it has been explained to them, was changed today, and first came into effect at the crucial match between Chelsea and their visitors Manchester United. P...

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