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Official Retirement Age Upped to 95 in the US

Funny story: Official Retirement Age Upped to 95 in the US

It happened shortly after Prince Philip announced his impending retirement. Members of the U.S. Congress, eager to extend their own gravy train and justify that extension as totally normal, were eager to vote this into law. "I'm all for it," said...

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Dick on Van Dyke

Funny story: Dick on Van Dyke

We are here today with Andy Dick to get his impressions of 90 year old comedic actor Dick Van Dyke. Andy Dick is best known as a comedian himself, having been a stock character on NewsRadio, a 7th place finisher with other C level celebrities on Dancing with the Stars, and having driven his car at least once into a utility pole while completely high on drugs. He has been accused of public groping...

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Dick Van Dyke Smashes Marriage Age Gap Record

Former Hollywood star Dick Van Dyke has entered the OFYC Club record books! The club, whose initials stand for "Old Fart-Young Chick," says the 46 year age difference between the ex-"Diagnosis Murder" actor and his new bride, 40-year-old Arlene Silv...

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"It was Angela Lansbury all along", admit police

Funny story: "It was Angela Lansbury all along", admit police

Police in America have admitted for the first time that a spate of murders committed over a period of 12 years from 1984 were the work of the same person. The serial killer has been named as pretend mystery writer

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Tiger Woods teaches Dick Van Dyke how to spin web

Funny story: Tiger Woods teaches Dick Van Dyke how to spin web

Golf master Tiger Woods has taught "Mary Poppins" dancing fool Dick Van Dyke how to spin a spider web.

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Cor Blimey! Is Van Dyke's The Worst Cockney Accent Of All Time?

Funny story: Cor Blimey! Is Van Dyke's The Worst Cockney Accent Of All Time?

In a surprise move veteran American actor Dick Van Dyke is being drafted in as voice coach for the West End Version of BBC's 'Eastenders the Musical'.

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