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Funny story: Dictators respond to Cheney's "Worst President" Comments

Dictators respond to Cheney's "Worst President" Comments

Dick Cheney has said that Obama is the worst President of his lifetime. Here are a few responses: Pol Pot stated: "I agree, and I often do agree with Cheney anyway. And I feel the same way about Vietnam. Ho Chi Minh was an evil bastard. I mean, look what he did to the boat people. And look at how he humiliated the former landowning class. Anyone who would massacre innocent people on the gro...
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Funny story: Al Gore Penthouse Interview - Dick Cheney Worst Vice President Ever

Al Gore Penthouse Interview - Dick Cheney Worst Vice President Ever

Santa Barbara - Dick Cheney told Playboy Magazine that Barack Obama was the worst President ever, so Al Gore phoned up Penthouse Magazine and demanded they interview him, so he could return the favor. "Dick Cheney is the worst Vice-President ever,...
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Funny story: Justifiable Justice - Making the Punishment Ergonomic With the Crime.

Justifiable Justice - Making the Punishment Ergonomic With the Crime.

Punishments for crime have become rote in our modern society. A person can murder any number of people and still be allowed to live his life out even though he is less that worthless to the society which allows him to survive. Monsters on the international level can create atrocities for which they are not condemned. Irresponsible pundits appear on the world stage who wreck havoc with in their own...
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Funny story: Fox News Sponsors "Take Back America Awards Show" Hosted by Dick Cheney

Fox News Sponsors "Take Back America Awards Show" Hosted by Dick Cheney

NEW YORK - Fox News announced today it will be sponsoring and broadcasting a new entertainment awards show on Sunday, February 22. Dick Cheney is the host, Donald Trump is the show's producer and Ted Nugent is the musical guest. Fox bills the sho...
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Funny story: Certain 'Forces' Send In THE CHENEY To Take Care Of Lame Duck Government.

Certain 'Forces' Send In THE CHENEY To Take Care Of Lame Duck Government.

Eager to take over the U.S. government as swiftly as possible after winning major seats in the Senate and Legislature, 'certain forces' within our system have called on a specialist to rid the organization of its 'lame duck' elements. Operating in se...
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Funny story: Now Presenting-Dick Cheney's First Column-The Topic? Torture!

Now Presenting-Dick Cheney's First Column-The Topic? Torture!

Hi! This is your old pal Vice-President Dick Cheney! Don't worry-no hunting involved here! When I was asked to do a column, I asked them what they wanted me to concentrate on, and they told me to do it on something I knew a lot about and loved. I didn't have to think for even a second before I told them-I'll do a column on Torture! I've always been an aficionado of torture. It started whe...
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Funny story: Watch Out America! GOP Has Perfected Bush/Cheney Clone To Take Over 2016 Election

Watch Out America! GOP Has Perfected Bush/Cheney Clone To Take Over 2016 Election

Republican geneticists have succeeded in their long term project to clone George W. Bush and Dick Cheney into a composite entity to enter into the 2016 Presidential elections. This modern Frankenstein, born in a petrie dish and reared in secret, has...
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Funny story: Bush Disputes Hitler Comparison; Says Cheney With A Little Mustache Would Fit The Bill

Bush Disputes Hitler Comparison; Says Cheney With A Little Mustache Would Fit The Bill

DALLAS -- Former president George W. Bush is confused as to why a middle school teacher asked his students to make comparisons between Bush and Adolf Hitler, noting that former vice president Dick Cheney is much more of a modern-day political tyrant,...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Rear Ends Dick Cheney

Justin Bieber Rear Ends Dick Cheney

Washington, DC Canadian citizen Justin Bieber risked starting an international incident when he was driving his Ferrari and failed to stop in time to avoid hitting the rear of the Rolls Royce in front of him. The Rolls Royce was carrying ex-Vice-Pres...
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Funny story: A List Of Future Books Titles That Ann Coulter Plans

A List Of Future Books Titles That Ann Coulter Plans

Ann Coulter, that famous extreme right wing author and the wicked witch of the North East That Baum didn't write so much about in his Oz books is forever coming out with new literary tirades against those who, unlike herself, are not raised in families where you are constantly batted over the head with conservative ideals. She believes that everyone should be like herself: demeaning, mean spir...
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Funny story: George Bush Kidnapped!

George Bush Kidnapped!

George Bush Jnr. has been kidnapped while on a fishing trip to Vancouver. A letter delivered to the editor of the Vancouver Sun stated.... "I and my warriors have kidnapped the sonofabitch on behalf of our noble ancestors. He will be released when...
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Funny story: Cheney Says He's Just Amoral, Not Immoral

Cheney Says He's Just Amoral, Not Immoral

Former Vice-President Dick Cheney, who convinced George W. Bush to engage in the U.S. invasion of Iraq, today defended himself on "Meet The Press." "Sure a million or so of people were killed and we lost about $3 Trillion but we won the battle for...
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Funny story: Dick Cheney warns Tony Blair is a sitting duck over Iraq and stuff

Dick Cheney warns Tony Blair is a sitting duck over Iraq and stuff

Washington - It's exactly 20 years this Monday since Dick Cheney accidentally shot a Texas attorney during a Dan Quail hunt at a chicken ranch belonging to the Kennedys. Or so the story goes. The incident is said to have left a deep impression...
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Funny story: Cheney on the couch in delirium over Iraq with Reagan-uh Megyn-his new psychoanalyst

Cheney on the couch in delirium over Iraq with Reagan-uh Megyn-his new psychoanalyst

Following a recent FOX news interview with Megyn Kelly, Richard Cheney has been reported seeking his psychoanalyst's couch during an attack of "nostalgia hysteria." Coincidentally, Mr. Cheney's psychoanalyst is also named Megyn (last name withheld...
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Funny story: Richard Cheney to request land in Texas for Iraq Memorial Park featuring shrines and oil derricks

Richard Cheney to request land in Texas for Iraq Memorial Park featuring shrines and oil derricks

According to Mr. Cheney's office, a request has been made to Governor Rick Perry, and the state of Texas, for land to be set aside as a special memorial park dedicated to the 2003 war in Iraq. Mr. George W. Bush, now a resident of Texas, has added...
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Funny story: Cheney Critical Of Obama For Failing To Invade Miley Cyrus

Cheney Critical Of Obama For Failing To Invade Miley Cyrus

HIGH HORSE, WYOMING -- Former Vice President Dick Cheney is sharply criticizing President Obama for failing to invade Miley Cyrus, saying her crimes against decent conservative clothing and stockpiling sex toys of mass penetration demand action. "...
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Funny story: Cheney Calls Megyn Kelly and Fox News Terrorists

Cheney Calls Megyn Kelly and Fox News Terrorists

Washington, DCFormer U.S. Vice-President, Dick Cheney, recently appeared with his daughter Liz on the Megyn Kelly show on the Fox News Network. Until Ms. Kelly had the audacity to tell Cheney that he got it all wrong, he expected the questions to be...
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Funny story: Cheney Invites Putin to Go Hunting

Cheney Invites Putin to Go Hunting

Caspar, WY Former vice-president Dick Cheney has invited Russia leader Vladimir Putin to go duck hunting with him. "He was upset because no one in the country would go hunting with him after that unfortunate incident where that cretin got in fro...
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