Showing:

Funny satire stories about Dick Cheney

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 23 pages)
Funny story:  New American values committee forming to consider Senator Feinstein's emotionalism versus Mr. Cheney's dry-eyed but nasty interrogation systems

New American values committee forming to consider Senator Feinstein's emotionalism versus Mr. Cheney's dry-eyed but nasty interrogation systems

Former vice-president Mr. Richard "would do it again in a trice" Cheney has come forward to exonerate CIA "enhanced interrogation" tactics first used during the Bush administration. America must be defended, according to Mr. Cheney, no matter wha...
View 'New American values committee forming to consider Senator Feinstein's emotionalism versus Mr. Cheney's dry-eyed but nasty interrogation systems'
Funny story:  Cheney Admits Bush Administration Didn't Have Weapons of Mass Destruction

Cheney Admits Bush Administration Didn't Have Weapons of Mass Destruction

Middle of Nowhere, WY Former Vice-President Dick Cheney said in an interview regarding the Iraqi War that the whole Bush administration (except for Colin Powell) knew that Iraq didn't have any WMDs. "We didn't really care if they had weapons of...
View 'Cheney Admits Bush Administration Didn't Have Weapons of Mass Destruction'
Funny story:  Dr. Strangelove Is Back

Dr. Strangelove Is Back

Taiwan and China held their highest-level talks for more than six decades Tuesday, marking the first government-to-government contact since the pair's acrimonious split in 1949. Wang Yu-chi of Taiwan's Mainland Affairs Council (MAC), which oversee...
View 'Dr. Strangelove Is Back'
Funny story:  Cheney Shoots Justin Bieber in Face

Cheney Shoots Justin Bieber in Face

Washington, DC In breaking news, it was announced that Dick Cheney has just shot Justin Bieber in the face with a shotgun. Bieber was rushed to the hospital and will be ok but his baby face will never be the same. Cheney, who claims executive pri...
View 'Cheney Shoots Justin Bieber in Face'
Funny story:  The Things That Turned Obama's Hair Grey

The Things That Turned Obama's Hair Grey

There are many factors within the fray, that have turned our Presidents hair to grey. Pundits, done-thats and patriots galore seek to sabotage him evermore. These are the things that have turned our fearless leader's head from black to grey in only five short years: Having Military Generals whisper to him that 'they would do a Kennedy' on him if he so much as tried to close Guantanamo Ba...
View 'The Things That Turned Obama's Hair Grey'
Funny story:  Mary Cheney Explains Why Her Sister Liz Cheney Has Dropped Out Of The Wyoming Senate Race

Mary Cheney Explains Why Her Sister Liz Cheney Has Dropped Out Of The Wyoming Senate Race

NEW YORK CITY - Liz Cheney, daughter of former Vice-President Dick "WMD" Cheney, has decided to drop out of the Wyoming Senate race. She expalined to GOPicky Magazine that she feels that it is just not the right time for her to hold public office.
View 'Mary Cheney Explains Why Her Sister Liz Cheney Has Dropped Out Of The Wyoming Senate Race'
Funny story:  Dick Cheney Joins Church of Scientology

Dick Cheney Joins Church of Scientology

Omaha, NE It was announced today that former vice-president Dick Cheney has joined the Church of Scientology and will attend Scientology classes at the Celebrity Center of Casper, Wyoming. He will be its only member (the church has also been trying t...
View 'Dick Cheney Joins Church of Scientology'
Funny story:  Kim Jong-Un Wants Lex Luthor and Dr. Doom to Join His Axis of Evil

Kim Jong-Un Wants Lex Luthor and Dr. Doom to Join His Axis of Evil

Kim Jong-Un was confounded in his attempts to get Lex Luthor and Dr. Doom to join his Axis of Evil. The diminutive dictator (who really knows how to put the 'dic' in dictator) has had 19 communications officers executed so far for not contacting Luth...
View 'Kim Jong-Un Wants Lex Luthor and Dr. Doom to Join His Axis of Evil'
Funny story:  Dick Cheney To Become Minister in Order to Marry Gay Couples

Dick Cheney To Become Minister in Order to Marry Gay Couples

Jackson, WY Allegedly evil ex-vice president Dick Cheney announced today that he would be attending the Bob Jones Seminary in order to receive religious orders to become a practicing minister. The waterboarding enthusiast will conduct weddings for...
View 'Dick Cheney To Become Minister in Order to Marry Gay Couples'
Funny story:  Best Costumes of White House Halloween Ball Announced.

Best Costumes of White House Halloween Ball Announced.

The Reuters News Service has published the results of the voting on who (and what) wore the best costumes to the 2013 Halloween Ball at the White House. A hearty congratulations to all those who received a mention and a silver crucifix to Dick Cheney in the hope that he won't be disturbing us in our dreams anymore. George W. Bush- Came as a Court Jester. Nancy Pelosi- Came as Wonder Woman, a...
View 'Best Costumes of White House Halloween Ball Announced.'
Funny story:  NY Times' Dowd Attacks Cheney Heart Donor

NY Times' Dowd Attacks Cheney Heart Donor

While the rest of the US media is engaged in a vigorous debate about Obamacare and whether President Obama lied to the American people or merely fibbed, obfuscated, misdirected, hiccoughed, glitched or used the word "period," when he meant instead to...
View 'NY Times' Dowd Attacks Cheney Heart Donor'
Funny story:  Utah Issues A Very Strict Warning To Dick Cheney

Utah Issues A Very Strict Warning To Dick Cheney

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah - The state of Utah has just issued an extremely strict warning to former vice-president Dick Cheney. A spokesperson from the state attorney general's office has made Cheney aware of the fact that if he is caught in the posses...
View 'Utah Issues A Very Strict Warning To Dick Cheney'
Funny story:  Dick Cheney Wants To Be A Woman

Dick Cheney Wants To Be A Woman

The former Vice President to George W. Bush announced today that he would like to be a woman, causing nearly 90 people choke on coffee at breakfast time morning. Known for being a rugged individual and hated by the left, it would have been the yea...
View 'Dick Cheney Wants To Be A Woman'
Funny story:  News Revolution in the USA!

News Revolution in the USA!

USA: Following Congress's decision to privatise public information, CNN has announced that it will soon be restructuring its main news broadcasts. By pushing a button on your remote you can now access three options for your daily news intake. First o...
View 'News Revolution in the USA!'
Funny story:  Montana Tells Dick Cheney Not To Even Think About Hunting In The Big Sky State

Montana Tells Dick Cheney Not To Even Think About Hunting In The Big Sky State

HELENA, Montana - The Montana governor's office has just issued a directive informing former Vice-President Dick Cheney that he is not going to be allowed to hunt in Montana. Cheney has just particiapted in a Wyoming Antelope Hunting Contest where...
View 'Montana Tells Dick Cheney Not To Even Think About Hunting In The Big Sky State'
Funny story:  The Bacon Bill

The Bacon Bill

Republicans in the Senate have rushed through a bill aimed at curbing what they consider "reckless journalism in our time of crisis". Aimed at journalists in particular it is called the "Bacon Oath" after America's spiritual father Sir Francis Bacon, in his time head of the Masonic Order in England and believed by many to have been none other than William Shakesepeare. All journalists and medi...
View 'The Bacon Bill'
Funny story:  Dick Cheney Hunting This Weekend; Wyoming Residents Warned to Stay Indoors

Dick Cheney Hunting This Weekend; Wyoming Residents Warned to Stay Indoors

On a hunting excursion in 2006 then-vice president Cheney famously wheeled around to shoot a bird and instead blasted birdshot into his hunting partners face. Cheney said his ex-hunting buddy still proudly carries the metallic mementos of that fatefu...
View 'Dick Cheney Hunting This Weekend; Wyoming Residents Warned to Stay Indoors'
Funny story:  Congress Grants New Powers to Banks

Congress Grants New Powers to Banks

In a surprise move yesterday Washington Congress granted wide-ranging powers to American Banks. Explained Senator Hart Black recently returned from the Bilderberg Conference held this year underneath the Vatican; "In accord with our foreign engagemen...
View 'Congress Grants New Powers to Banks'

Showing page 1 (of 23 pages)
Breaking News...

True Facts From Snoops #1335

Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 1 multiplied by 3?

5 3 20 7


Go to top ^