Dallas, Texas -- Former Vice President Dick Cheney missed most of the ceremonies dedicating the George W. Bush Library here. Federal Library Enforcement Agency (FLEA) officers pulled him out of the crowd to issue over two dozen citations for overdue...
Washington, DC -- As the gun control debate enters its fifth month with no end in sight, mental health authorities are blaming the drawn out policy dispute for a rise in the nation's suicide rate.
The major television ratings bureaus report a 12.2...
Brussels - The Holidays and Holy Days Panel of the European Union has canceled Easter this year due to a lack of funding.
"The Almighty, and I do use that name with a high degree of bitterness, refuses to perform a Resurrection this year," said Re...
Somewhere At Sea - Looking to shake its stodgy image and sinking popularity, the Republican Party has purchased Carnival Cruise Lines.
The move is designed to rebrand and re-energize the right side of the political spectrum. "From here on out, the...
There was great tension at the Republican Campaign Headquarters that morning as the worker bees entered their office in D.C. As with every campaign, unexpected situations come up.
"'He Who Shall Not Be Named'" wants to endorse Romney." stated Mitch Couler to the group, his face drawn and pained from the trials of running a difficult campaign that was getting down to the wire.
"Oh my God, n...
Washington, DC - A typographical error discovered on Mitt Romney's birth certificate yesterday has reshaped the Republican nominee's presidential campaign.
Due to the omission of a single, small "m," the document defines Romney as "a Moron" instea...
Ex Minister of Vice Dick Cheney has come out (no, not out of the closet. Don't we wish!) and said that Sarah Palin was a poor choice for Vice President. Well son of a gun! It's the pot calling the kettle black!
Let's take a look at why Palin WOULD have been a better vice President than Cheney ever was:
Palin actually did things for the people of Alaska. She didn't just come in and push peop...
During the same interview in which Dick Cheney said that Sarah Palin wouldn't make a good Vice President of the United States, Cheney went on to confess that he thought she had great tits, a nice ass, and would probably be a real firecracker in bed.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Mary Cheney, the daughter of former Vice-President and Mrs. Dick Cheney, wed her long time girlfriend Heather "Edgar Allan" Poe in a wedding ceremony in Washington, D.C.'s Mount GOP Church.
According to GOPicky Magazine reporter...
There are levels of Hell that even Dante did not know.
Hells that are not bright and hot but with an icy cold that freezes thought itself.
Hells of place, of emotion, of mind, of other people.
And there are places on earth where these Hells break to the surface and there manifest.
There are types of the undead that have never been written of
We know of vampires and werewolves and polterge...
WASHINGTON-- Former Vice President Dick Cheney was released from the hospital two weeks ago following his recent heart transplant, but his health remains in a fragile condition.
Dick Cheney's history of heart problems has been widely reported. Ne...
News information services have informed us that former President-Of-Vice Dick Cheney has had a heart transplant.
The former Halliburton head man had to wait almost two years to get his new ticker because of the difficulty of finding a heart evil...
The Non-Associated Press released a surgeon's report detailing former vice president, Dick Cheney's "heart transplant". The operation was performed by two of the world's foremost surgeons, Drs. Foster and Schmick who actually aren't surgeons at all...
CASPER, WY (ANSNN) - Former Vice President Dick Cheney sent a written invitation to President Obama to come to his Wyoming ranch in April for some dove hunting. Dick Cheney loves to hunt doves; as his record in government affairs clearly shows.
T...
In Cheyenne, Wyoming today there is much celebration among the Northern Arapaho Indians and former Vice President Dick Cheney who is from the same area and was once a Wyoming Representative in the US House of Representatives.
The US Fish & Wil...
General Sam Dong-ten, head of the North Korea's massive military, attempted to squash rumors today that the death of Kim Jong-il and the deployment of the nations first remotely controlled drone 'Glorious Leader' was nothing more than a total coincid...
A Woebegone, North Carolina Golden retriever named Butt-Shot finally passed his final exam from the Dick Cheney School of Hunting by shooting his owner Donny Butt-Bruise in the buttocks. This had been Butt-Shots fourth trip to Dick Cheney's hunting...
Baghdad - Iraq's capital city has never seen a shopping bazaar like this. As the US military starts to withdraw from Iraq, it's organizing the world's largest yard sale to liquidate its surplus of equipment and supplies in the Middle East.
Col. Ch...