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Trump Creates "Department of War" Cheney To Be Head

Funny story: Trump Creates "Department of War" Cheney To Be Head

Donald Trump said today that the term "Defense Department" is "kind of PC but we'll keep the department going with Donald Rumsfeld at the helm." He continued, "During the campaign I said that I'd bomb the sh*t out of ISIS and kill the women and chil...

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Trump Seeks Tactical Nukes For His Jet

Funny story: Trump Seeks Tactical Nukes For His Jet

Complaining that it's unfair for him to wait till he's officially president to have full US military and Secret Service protection, Donald Trump says he should be allowed to outfit his personal jet with tactical or so called "theater" nukes because o...

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Bust of Cheney will feature him as Napolean with book in his left hand titled "War is not all that bad"

Funny story: Bust of Cheney will feature him as Napolean with book in his left hand titled "War is not all that bad"

Richard Cheney, who left the office of vice-president in 2009 with a 13 percent approval rating, will be honored with a bust at the capitol this December. He has chosen to be rendered as Napolean in typical stance, with black hat, known as the bic...

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Obama calls Dick Cheney 'worst Vice President ever'

Funny story: Obama calls Dick Cheney 'worst Vice President ever'

WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama called Dick Cheney the 'worst Vice President ever', after former Vice President Dick Cheney said that President Barack Obama is the worst commander in chief the United States has ever had. The former vice presiden...

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Dictators respond to Cheney's "Worst President" Comments

Dick Cheney has said that Obama is the worst President of his lifetime. Here are a few responses: Pol Pot stated: "I agree, and I often do agree with Cheney anyway. And I feel the same way about Vietnam. Ho Chi Minh was an evil bastard. I mean, look what he did to the boat people. And look at how he humiliated the former landowning class. Anyone who would massacre innocent people on the gro...

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Justifiable Justice - Making the Punishment Ergonomic With the Crime.

Funny story: Justifiable Justice - Making the Punishment Ergonomic With the Crime.

Punishments for crime have become rote in our modern society. A person can murder any number of people and still be allowed to live his life out even though he is less that worthless to the society which allows him to survive. Monsters on the international level can create atrocities for which they are not condemned. Irresponsible pundits appear on the world stage who wreck havoc with in their own...

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Fox News Sponsors "Take Back America Awards Show" Hosted by Dick Cheney

Funny story: Fox News Sponsors "Take Back America Awards Show" Hosted by Dick Cheney

NEW YORK - Fox News announced today it will be sponsoring and broadcasting a new entertainment awards show on Sunday, February 22. Dick Cheney is the host, Donald Trump is the show's producer and Ted Nugent is the musical guest. Fox bills the sho...

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Certain 'Forces' Send In THE CHENEY To Take Care Of Lame Duck Government.

Funny story: Certain 'Forces' Send In THE CHENEY To Take Care Of Lame Duck Government.

Eager to take over the U.S. government as swiftly as possible after winning major seats in the Senate and Legislature, 'certain forces' within our system have called on a specialist to rid the organization of its 'lame duck' elements. Operating in se...

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Now Presenting-Dick Cheney's First Column-The Topic? Torture!

Funny story: Now Presenting-Dick Cheney's First Column-The Topic? Torture!

Hi! This is your old pal Vice-President Dick Cheney! Don't worry-no hunting involved here! When I was asked to do a column, I asked them what they wanted me to concentrate on, and they told me to do it on something I knew a lot about and loved. I didn't have to think for even a second before I told them-I'll do a column on Torture! I've always been an aficionado of torture. It started whe...

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Watch Out America! GOP Has Perfected Bush/Cheney Clone To Take Over 2016 Election

Funny story: Watch Out America! GOP Has Perfected Bush/Cheney Clone To Take Over 2016 Election

Republican geneticists have succeeded in their long term project to clone George W. Bush and Dick Cheney into a composite entity to enter into the 2016 Presidential elections. This modern Frankenstein, born in a petrie dish and reared in secret, has...

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Bush Disputes Hitler Comparison; Says Cheney With A Little Mustache Would Fit The Bill

DALLAS -- Former president George W. Bush is confused as to why a middle school teacher asked his students to make comparisons between Bush and Adolf Hitler, noting that former vice president Dick Cheney is much more of a modern-day political tyrant,...

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Justin Bieber Rear Ends Dick Cheney

Funny story: Justin Bieber Rear Ends Dick Cheney

Washington, DC Canadian citizen Justin Bieber risked starting an international incident when he was driving his Ferrari and failed to stop in time to avoid hitting the rear of the Rolls Royce in front of him. The Rolls Royce was carrying ex-Vice-Pres...

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A List Of Future Books Titles That Ann Coulter Plans

Funny story: A List Of Future Books Titles That Ann Coulter Plans

Ann Coulter, that famous extreme right wing author and the wicked witch of the North East That Baum didn't write so much about in his Oz books is forever coming out with new literary tirades against those who, unlike herself, are not raised in families where you are constantly batted over the head with conservative ideals. She believes that everyone should be like herself: demeaning, mean spir...

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George Bush Kidnapped!

Funny story: George Bush Kidnapped!

George Bush Jnr. has been kidnapped while on a fishing trip to Vancouver. A letter delivered to the editor of the Vancouver Sun stated.... "I and my warriors have kidnapped the sonofabitch on behalf of our noble ancestors. He will be released when...

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Cheney Says He's Just Amoral, Not Immoral

Funny story: Cheney Says He's Just Amoral, Not Immoral

Former Vice-President Dick Cheney, who convinced George W. Bush to engage in the U.S. invasion of Iraq, today defended himself on "Meet The Press." "Sure a million or so of people were killed and we lost about $3 Trillion but we won the battle for...

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Dick Cheney warns Tony Blair is a sitting duck over Iraq and stuff

Funny story: Dick Cheney warns Tony Blair is a sitting duck over Iraq and stuff

Washington - It's exactly 20 years this Monday since Dick Cheney accidentally shot a Texas attorney during a Dan Quail hunt at a chicken ranch belonging to the Kennedys. Or so the story goes. The incident is said to have left a deep impression...

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Cheney on the couch in delirium over Iraq with Reagan-uh Megyn-his new psychoanalyst

Funny story: Cheney on the couch in delirium over Iraq with Reagan-uh Megyn-his new psychoanalyst

Following a recent FOX news interview with Megyn Kelly, Richard Cheney has been reported seeking his psychoanalyst's couch during an attack of "nostalgia hysteria." Coincidentally, Mr. Cheney's psychoanalyst is also named Megyn (last name withheld...

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Richard Cheney to request land in Texas for Iraq Memorial Park featuring shrines and oil derricks

Funny story: Richard Cheney to request land in Texas for Iraq Memorial Park featuring shrines and oil derricks

According to Mr. Cheney's office, a request has been made to Governor Rick Perry, and the state of Texas, for land to be set aside as a special memorial park dedicated to the 2003 war in Iraq. Mr. George W. Bush, now a resident of Texas, has added...

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