Depends Adult Diapers (D.A.D), has announced it will be a major sponsor of the upcoming Desert Trip Concerts this November in Indio, CA. The featured artists at the two weekend shows include the Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, Paul McCartney and other ea...
Howard Finney has given up his most comforting item because he nearly burned to death Tuesday night.
"I will have to wear a lot of lotion and adult diapers for awhile", he told $tar$ reporter, George Hill. "I guess my bladder probably saved my lif...
HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian says that she can hardly wait to lose all of her baby weight and get back to being the Queen of The Tinsel Town Tushes.
She talked with Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innuendo at a local Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More T...
BEVERLY HILLS - Hip hop rapper Kanye West says that he loves his little baby girl North West, but there is no way that he is going to be changing her baby diapers.
West who fathered a baby out of wedlock with girlfriend Kim Kardashian spoke with Y...
New York - The octogenarian artist is being sued over intellectual property rights to her latest line of geriatric sanitary wear by rival designers who allege plagiarism and, er, 'taking the piss'.
Ono's super-absorbent incontinence pads were laun...
Following Manchester United's one goal defeat to Arsenal today, and so making next weekend's crunch game with second placed Chelsea a possible title decider, Pampers, the company known for manufacturing baby's nappies has secured a special one off sp...
Washington- The release of over 250,000 confidential and classified State Department cables has created a major embarrassment to the Administration. State Department lawyers were unsuccessful in their attempt to have WikiLeaks founder Julian Assinas...
In their last act on Friday before adjourning for the weekend, the United States Senate ratified a bill already passed by the House of Representatives. The new law, called the American Incontinence Act of 2010, now goes to President Obama for his si...
Hello. Hello. Hello. "Will you still feed me, will you still need me, when I'm sixty four?"
Remember that? A big hit for me and the boys. But now that I'm 70, I'd like to pass along a little "Help from my friends".
I'm talking about adult diaper rash and it's a serious subject. You could lose you family jewels through infection.
Here goes: Keep the skin dry with powder and make sure the s...
Miley Cyrus wears a diaper to combat a terrible defecation condition that has afflicted her since youth.
The teen sensation managed to keep the details secret until now by insisting that attention be focused on her back and her hair only. But due...
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
International Baby Nappies Giant Cuddles has reportedly offered Johnny Depp 30m dollars and nappies for life for any future child or grandchild he's going to have if he stars in a succession of television ads.
The Republican National Committee felt it had to take this action, citing too much temptation attached to restroom visits while on the road. "The GOP has come to stand for grand old perverts," one disgusted committee member complained.
NASA officials were at a loss to explain how a drunken, 37 year old female astronaut wearing only diapers and a bib managed to break into a storage locker and sabotage a $32 million computer destined for the International Space Station.
District of Columbia - Sending a strong signal to the nation, the Supreme Court yesterday ruled 7-to-2 that absorbent undergarments truly are no longer just for individuals who suffer from incontinence.
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