Malibu, CA - Production Assistant, Alicia Glitz, was just trying to scratch her way up to the mid-level ranks of the hair and make-up department, in the dog-eat-dog entertainment industry, when she scored a job on the big Bruce Jenner interview, with...
On ABC's Good Morning America this morning, an American scientist showed that the whole scientific community was wrong with their belief.
Dr. Andy Raddatz from a Superior Wisconsin Think Tank appeared as a guest and told the viewers that some old...
It happened as soon as the National Institutes of Health announced this week that "...310 chimps will be retiring from medical research over the next few years..."
One of the chimps said, "Throwing us a party, it's the least they can do, we've put in our time." And the chimps weren't at all shy about exactly what kind of a party it should be. Here are a few of the things they demanded:
SOUTH CAROLINA - Responding to the increasingly vicious campaign ads depicting Mitt Romney as a raving, no-conscience capitalist who bought and sold businesses with absolutely no regard for the employees who Romney described as, "lying union thugs wh...
Manchester, New Hampshire - Newt Gingrich, shaken by his fourth place finish in the Iowa Caucus, requested that all of the candidates appearing Saturday night at Saint Anselms appear sans clothing so that Mitt Romney would not gain an unfair advantag...
A very humble Diane Sawyer apologized on the ABC Evening News last night that all their features about the oil spill were exaggerated a bit.
"For instance", stated Sawyer, "it was never the size of Eurasia! We only guessed at that. But it was cert...
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