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Broken SatNav blamed as council mows down Diamond Jubilee Wood

Funny story: Broken SatNav blamed as council mows down Diamond Jubilee Wood

Yorkshire - "Ay up, sounds like a right bloody omen," the head of Harrogate Parks and Gardens moaned today as national headlines reported that 100,000 tree saplings planted as part of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee had been accidentally mown down becaus...

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River Thames To Be Renamed 'The River Queen Elizabeth II' .

Funny story: River Thames To Be Renamed 'The River Queen Elizabeth II' .

Her Majesty the Queen has decided that as from next Tuesday the river Thames is to be renamed the 'River Queen Elizabeth II' in her honour. The Prime Minister has been informed of the decision. It was explained to the Prime Minister that she no lo...

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Fearne Cotton's 'Jubilee Sick Bag' quip voted nation's favorite

Funny story: Fearne Cotton's 'Jubilee Sick Bag' quip voted nation's favorite

London - A throwaway line about remedies for dealing with Jubilee party food over-indulgence has rebounded on thousands of outraged detractors. BBC presenter Fearne Cotton showcased an eye-catching commemorative vomit bag festooned with the Queen'...

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Queen's Diamond Jubilee Sparks Mass Emigration

Funny story: Queen's Diamond Jubilee Sparks Mass Emigration

The Diamond Jubilee celebrations marking 60 years on the throne for HRH Queen Elizabeth II, are "progressing nicely" says an official Buckingham Palace report, with the whole of England enjoying this unique period in the nation's history. Well, no...

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Prince Philip 'should be docked wages for missing Jubilee Celebrations'

Funny story: Prince Philip 'should be docked wages for missing Jubilee Celebrations'

The mood was dampened today on the Queens Diamond Jubilee celebration, as a rogue MP claimed that Prince Philip should have two days pay deducted for missing the last two of the four day celebration. Philip, who was 90 in February, was admitted to...

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Elton John Still Standing After Fracas with Chinese Pianist

Pop star Elton John was taking into custody by Police Officers last night after a fracas that marred the Queen's Diamond Jubilee Celebrations. The star of hits like Rocket Man and I'm Still Standing was said to have reacted angrily to Chinese Pian...

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Shocker! Queen on Diamond Jubilee Celebrations - 'What a bloody let down'

Funny story: Shocker! Queen on Diamond Jubilee Celebrations - 'What a bloody let down'

Well, as the Queen's Diamond Jubilee celebrations gently wind to a close across the nation, and Cliff Richard gets put back in his box until Wimbledon, shocking news reaches us here in 'newsland' of Her Majesty's verdict on the long weekend's events,...

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Prince Philip 'Faked Illness' To Avoid Diamond Jubilee Concert

Funny story: Prince Philip 'Faked Illness' To Avoid Diamond Jubilee Concert

The Duke of Edinburgh faked illness so that he wouldn't have to sit through the Queen's Diamond Jubilee concert, it has been alleged. I alleged it, just now. The Prince was taken to hospital with what was supposed to be a bladder infection yest...

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Tensions backstage at Queen's Diamond Jubilee concert

Funny story: Tensions backstage at Queen's Diamond Jubilee concert

As Britain rocked last night to a spectacular super show for the Queen's Diamond Jubilee viewers were unaware of growing tensions backstage. It is understood that Sir Cliff Richard and Sir Elton John nearly came to blows over who would duet with s...

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Queen's Jubilee Hat Fashions Turn Edible

Funny story: Queen's Jubilee Hat Fashions Turn Edible

Never squandering an opportunity to compete against each other in the world of high fashion, several women from the extended Royal Family and other distinguished guests are wearing edible hats for the Queen's Jubilee. One daring creation was a pro...

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Syria Marks Queen's Diamond Jubilee

Funny story: Syria Marks Queen's Diamond Jubilee

Syrian president Opposition-Basher al-Assad kicked off a huge round of Jubilee celebrations in his country this weekend. He explained: "Like all great dictators I was educated in London, so Britain has a special place in my heart. As an unelected...

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Kate and William look-a-likes stood in for them at the Jubilee Concert

Funny story: Kate and William look-a-likes stood in for them at the Jubilee Concert

Michael Law and Jessica Cotton have admitted that it was them, and not Kate and William Windsor at the Jubilee Concert. "We're the country's best Kate and Wills look-a-likes," said Jessica. "As Kate and Wills wanted a little alone time, they gave...

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Isle of Wight News - Ring of Fire scares off terns

Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Ring of Fire scares off terns

Environmentalists have slammed the Island's decision to have a ring of fire around the island to celebrate the Queen's Jubilee. Fifteen hundred beacons were set up at quarter mile intervals around the island, and were all lit on Bank Holiday Mond...

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Queen's Diamond Jubilee Celebrations: Man admits 'I'm going slightly mad'

Funny story: Queen's Diamond Jubilee Celebrations: Man admits 'I'm going slightly mad'

A man was admitted to hospital today after going slightly mad because of the blanket media coverage of the four day Queens Diamond Jubilee celebrations. The man, Ray Di O'Garger, of Italian-Irish descent told reporters: "On saturday I read abou...

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Diamond Jubilee River Pageant Judged "An Absolute Crock" By Subjects

Funny story: Diamond Jubilee River Pageant Judged "An Absolute Crock" By Subjects

Yesterday's Diamond Jubilee River Pageant has today been blasted by entertainment watchdogs as being either the worst, or else the second worst televised Royal event ever. Neville Grant, a spokesman for the British Television Media Authority said...

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Queen Tells Roy - Do It For Me!

Funny story: Queen Tells Roy - Do It For Me!

Taking time out from her Diamond Jubilee celebrations, Queen Elizabeth of England has called English Prime Minster Roy Hodgson and told him to "Do one for me!" It has been 60 years, the same amount of time the Queen has been President of England s...

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Monday's eclipsed Strawberry Full Moon shocker

Funny story: Monday's eclipsed Strawberry Full Moon shocker

London - The eclipsed Sagittarius Full Moon promises to drive people bonkers with a compulsory extra day's holiday and other Government bollox. Astrologers call it the Strawberry Fool Moon on account of supermarket scams to make shoppers cough up...

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Harry and William sang different words to God Save the Queen at the Diamond Jubilee

Funny story: Harry and William sang different words to God Save the Queen at the Diamond Jubilee

Prince Harry and Prince William did not sing the traditional words to the National Anthem during the Diamond Jubilee finale. Expert Lip readers were brought in to attempt to work out what they were singing. "We think they were singing something ab...

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