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Funny story: Detroit Tigers First Baseman Miguel Cabrera Gets A Contract Extension Worth $292 Million!

Detroit Tigers First Baseman Miguel Cabrera Gets A Contract Extension Worth $292 Million!

DETROIT - Detroit Tigers slugger Miguel Cabrera was all smiles as he had just learned that the Tigers had agreed to give him a contract extension. Detroit General Manager Dave "Moneybags" Dombrowski informed the sports media that the 30-year-old f...
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Funny story: Yankees Blame Their Fans' Booing For Loss To Detroit

Yankees Blame Their Fans' Booing For Loss To Detroit

NEW YORK CITY - Former New York Yankee great Yogi Berra once said, "'ey if ya can't stand da kitchen get outta da friggin heat." Years later, while appearing on The View, the good looking Yogi (tsk-tsk) corrected himself and remarked that what he...
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Funny story: Ghosts will play for Yankees tonight in Detroit!

Ghosts will play for Yankees tonight in Detroit!

DETROIT, Michigan (ABSNN) - The Detroit Tigers showed no mercy to the merciless New York Yankees last night. The score of the game is unimportant. What matters is that the Yankees are down to their last nine innings of baseball this season. The...
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Funny story: Sexy Supermodel Kate Upton Dating Detroit Pitcher Justin Verlander

Sexy Supermodel Kate Upton Dating Detroit Pitcher Justin Verlander

DETROIT - It appears that Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Kate Upton may have found the sports figure she has been looking for. Upton and American League all-star pitcher Justin Verlander, who pitches for the Detroit Tigers, were recently spotte...
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Funny story: Detroit Tigers Land Prince Fielder, Hot Dog Vendors Thrilled

Detroit Tigers Land Prince Fielder, Hot Dog Vendors Thrilled

The big boy is on his way to Detroit, thanks to a multi year contract worth well over $200 million. Fans and several snack food vendors appear to be thrilled at the opportunity to see the big man pound hot dogs and homers too, in his new home at Com...
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Funny story: Major League Baseball fines fans

Major League Baseball fines fans

Cracking down on unauthorized discussions, Major League Baseball began fining fans having "unauthorized discussions" of the games. "It's right there in the disclaimer," said Roger "Happy" Garris, MLB's legal representative. " 'Any rebroadcast, re...
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Funny story: Steinbrenner Acquires the Tigers; Will Move Team to Yankee Stadium in Time for the World Series

Steinbrenner Acquires the Tigers; Will Move Team to Yankee Stadium in Time for the World Series

New York - "If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em." That could be mantra of Hank Steinbrenner who along with the rest of the Steinbrenner family have gobbled up the ALDS-winning Detroit Tigers and have changed that team's name to the New New York Yankees.
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Funny story: Yankees/Tigers playoff games will be played in the 'rain'

Yankees/Tigers playoff games will be played in the 'rain'

Detroit, Michigan - The forecast for Detroit is partly cloudy, but the remaining games of the American League Division Series between the New York Yankees and Detroit Tigers will be played in an off and on downpour. The wet weather guarantee is be...
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Funny story: Sparky Anderson Seen with Jacko and Elvis at Detroit Burger King

Sparky Anderson Seen with Jacko and Elvis at Detroit Burger King

Keeping hope alive for millions of Sparky Anderson, Michael Jackson and Elvis fans, drive through customers at a Detroit Burger King report seeing the white haired baseball legend sharing a bag of fries with both entertainment "kings" this Thursday.
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Funny story: Galarraga's Perfect Game Thwarted by Hungry Umpire with Hot Dog

Galarraga's Perfect Game Thwarted by Hungry Umpire with Hot Dog

While Detroit Tiger pitcher Armando Galarraga contemplated the loss of a perfect game on a bad call at first base, umpire Jim Joyce admitted having his vision temporarily blurred while taking a bit of his hot dog. Through nine innings with only on...
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Funny story: The Detroit Tigers Are Seriously Considering A Name Change

The Detroit Tigers Are Seriously Considering A Name Change

DETROIT - The owners, players, and fans of the Detroit Tigers are extremely upset at the way that the name of their beloved team has been horribly muddied due to the raging hormonal antics of Mr. Tiger Woods. Carlota Primavera, 76, a long time Tig...
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Funny story: Homeland Security Invades Detroit

Homeland Security Invades Detroit

The Department of Homeland Security went to Detroit and raided an Al-Qaline sympathy group huddled inside Comerica Park. "The Al Qaline sympathizers were relatively easy to spot," a Homeland Security spokesperson said. "They all wore shirts wit...
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