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Funny story: Ndamukong Suh of The Detroit Lions Announces He Is Changing His Name

Ndamukong Suh of The Detroit Lions Announces He Is Changing His Name

DETROIT - Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh, who is considered to be the dirtiest player in the NFL, has just made an astounding announcement. Suh, who wears jersey number 90, spoke with Hercules Confetti of Sporting Chance Magazine at...
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Funny story: Ndamukong Suh Says That The NFL Should Force Richie Incognito To Take Anger Management Classes

Ndamukong Suh Says That The NFL Should Force Richie Incognito To Take Anger Management Classes

DETROIT - In one of the most amazing cases of the pot calling the kettle black, Ndamukong Suh of the Detroit Lions has suggested that the National Football League make Richie Incognito of the Miami Dolphins sign up for anger managment classes. Suh...
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Funny story: Ndamukong Suh of The Detroit Lions Furious That He Has Lost His Dirtiest Player In The NFL Title To Richie Incognito of The Miami Dolphins

Ndamukong Suh of The Detroit Lions Furious That He Has Lost His Dirtiest Player In The NFL Title To Richie Incognito of The Miami Dolphins

DETROIT - For the past few years Ndamukong Suh has actually prided himself in being the dirtiest player in the NFL. The Detroit Lions defensive tackle is alleged to have scratched, stomped, and even bitten opposing players. Suh was fined $100,0...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Piñatas Are The Biggest Selling Piñatas In The Entire United States

Kim Jong Un Piñatas Are The Biggest Selling Piñatas In The Entire United States

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just revealed who the most hated person in America is. And for the third straight month the individual that Americans hate the most is North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. The ADGA reported that t...
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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Needs To Slap Dez Bryant With A Heavy Fine and A One Game Suspension

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Needs To Slap Dez Bryant With A Heavy Fine and A One Game Suspension

DETROIT - The Dallas Cowboys had their third straight victory pretty much wrapped up, but apparently Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford did not get the memo. Trailing 24-30, Stafford marched his pride of Lions down to paydirt and scored ty...
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Funny story: The Detroit Lions Make Bankrupt Detroit Proud As They Up Their Record To 3-1

The Detroit Lions Make Bankrupt Detroit Proud As They Up Their Record To 3-1

DETROIT - Sporting Chance Magazine's Hercules Confetti said that the Chicago Bears had more turnovers than a Bronx bakery (5). And that little stat helped the Lions defeat the boys from the Windy City by a score of 40-32. The Lions coaches were...
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Funny story: Syria Tells President Obama That They Have Buried All of Their Chemicals In The Desert

Syria Tells President Obama That They Have Buried All of Their Chemicals In The Desert

DAMASCUS, Syria - Syrian President Bashar al-Assad has sent President Obama a text message telling him that upon his orders the Syrian army has taken all of the Syrian chemicals and buried them in the Syrian Desert. President al-Assad sent Preside...
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Funny story: Detroit Lions Player Ndamukong Suh Tells The NFL That He Wants To Start Playing Nice

Detroit Lions Player Ndamukong Suh Tells The NFL That He Wants To Start Playing Nice

DETROIT - After getting hit with a $100,000 fine, Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh says that he is going to have to tone down his violent nature on the playing field. Suh considered by many to be the NFL dirtiest player, has a reputati...
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Funny story: Ndamukong Suh, The Dirtiest Player In The NFL Fined $100,000

Ndamukong Suh, The Dirtiest Player In The NFL Fined $100,000

DETROIT - The Detroit Lions have the distinction of having the NFL's dirtiest player on their roster. Ndamukong Suh must have a bit of Nazi blood running through his veins as evidenced by his out-of-control gridiron antics. In the past Suh has...
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Funny story: Vegas Odds Makers Drop Lines on Bieber, J-Lo, Putin and the Detroit Lions

Vegas Odds Makers Drop Lines on Bieber, J-Lo, Putin and the Detroit Lions

Famous for setting odds on anything from the number of fights in a hockey game to whether or not Janet Jackson might bear a breast on national television, Las Vegas statisticians and odds makers are refusing to set lines on Justin Bieber, J-Lo and Vl...
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Funny story: The Detroit Lions' Ndamukong Suh Says He May Quit Football And Become A Pro Wrestler

The Detroit Lions' Ndamukong Suh Says He May Quit Football And Become A Pro Wrestler

DETROIT - The NFL football player who has been voted by his fellow NFL members as The Dirtiest Football Player In The NFL has said that he may be changing professions. Ndamukong Suh [Pronounced: NUMB-SKULL-SHIT] was ejected from the Detroit Lions-...
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Funny story: Tebow's Front Line Waits for God to Stop the Blitz

Tebow's Front Line Waits for God to Stop the Blitz

Following his October 23 win against the Dolphins and sincere thanks to his creator for helping him perform well, Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow was on his own against the Lions, getting sacked unceremoniously into the turf seven times. With chunks o...
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Funny story: The NFL Fines 49ers Coach Jim Harbaugh and Lions Coach Jim Schwartz Plus Requires Them To Attend Anger Management Classes

The NFL Fines 49ers Coach Jim Harbaugh and Lions Coach Jim Schwartz Plus Requires Them To Attend Anger Management Classes

NEW YORK CITY - A spokesperson for the National Football League has stated that league officials after reviewing the post game video of the game between the San Francisco 49ers and the Detroit Lions have issued a decision on the after-the-game alterc...
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Funny story: Detroit Lions Coach Jim Schwartz Still Pissed Off About Last Week's Handshake

Detroit Lions Coach Jim Schwartz Still Pissed Off About Last Week's Handshake

DETROIT - It's been one week since Jim Schwartz was publically embarrassed out of his mind by 49ers head coach Jim Harbaugh. Unfortunately, there is still nothing Coach Swartz can do about it. Story goes as this: Immediately, at the end of the las...
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Funny story: Lions' Center Dominic Raiola Tells Fans "Merry Christmas", Not "Suck My..."

Lions' Center Dominic Raiola Tells Fans "Merry Christmas", Not "Suck My..."

The NFL is sending a press release out to all Detroit media outlets, trying to clear up a misunderstanding Sunday between Lions' center Dominic Raiola as he spoke to fans before entering the tunnel after Detroit's 6th win in the last 428 games. "W...
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Funny story: Detroit Lions Renamed to Detroit Generals for 2011/2012 Season

Detroit Lions Renamed to Detroit Generals for 2011/2012 Season

Following lengthy negotiations with the Ford family and the rest of the Detroit Lions management team, the team has agreed to change its name and its charter for the 2011-2012 season under the new name of the Detroit Generals. More than just a nam...
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Funny story: The 2-14 Detroit Lions Hire A Louisiana Voodoo Witch Doctor

The 2-14 Detroit Lions Hire A Louisiana Voodoo Witch Doctor

DETROIT - The owner and Chairman of The Detroit Lions, William Clay Ford, met with his son and Vice-Chairman William Clay Ford, Jr., and the Assistant Vice-Chairman Woody Cadillac to discuss the dismal 2-14 season the team just finished having. Ch...
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Funny story: Hapless Lions Quit NFL, Join High School Catholic League

Hapless Lions Quit NFL, Join High School Catholic League

In a surprise move by owner William Clay Ford this week, Detroit Lions representatives announced the team's decision to leave the NFL, in favor of a competitive arena better suited to the team. "With only two wins notched this year and none in the...
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