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Funny story:  America 2014 - Tension on the Streets Increases

America 2014 - Tension on the Streets Increases

Washington DC (STT News) - The Obama Administration today claimed that billions of Americans had signed up for his namesake medical plan, Obamacare. When asked about the numbers, considering that the US has only about 313 million citizens, HHS Priest...
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Funny story:  Michigan Explains Why It Will Now Allow Same-Sex Marriages

Michigan Explains Why It Will Now Allow Same-Sex Marriages

ANN ARBOR, Michigan - The state of Michigan has just announced that it will now allow same sex couples [i.e. a guy and a guy or a gal and a gal] to enter into holy matrimony. The state's thousands of same-sexers cheered so loudly that people livin...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Confesses Who Her Twerking Fantasy Is

Miley Cyrus Confesses Who Her Twerking Fantasy Is

DETROIT - Miley performed at The Carburetor Coliseum in Detroit and afterwards she met with Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole at a local Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant. Miss San Guacamole asked Miley about the rumor that she had...
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Funny story:  Detroit roofer and mortician's assistant make eerie discovery

Detroit roofer and mortician's assistant make eerie discovery

DETROIT, MI - Her lawn was mowed. Her bills were paid. Her mail was collected every day. But the lady of the house never went out or answered her door. She couldn't: she was dead. In fact, she was mummified. Her remains were found, neatly...
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Funny story:  GM To Develop More Boring, Uninspired Cars for 2015

GM To Develop More Boring, Uninspired Cars for 2015

GM executives are really excited about their new 2015 line up of boring, uninspired, middle American old peoples cars. "We are thrilled about the limited number of invisible changes you will see with our new 2015 Chevy Impalas and Malibus. Plus t...
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Funny story:  NASA Talks About The Rumors That It Is Moving From Houston To Detroit

NASA Talks About The Rumors That It Is Moving From Houston To Detroit

HOUSTON - For several weeks now a rumor that NASA will be relocating its operations to Detroit has crisscrossed back and forth across the entire length of the country. Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center Assistant Spokesperson Skipper Flashfiddle, who...
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Funny story:  Detroit is Severely Criticised by Bankruptcy Manager for Not Disclosing Lottery Wins

Detroit is Severely Criticised by Bankruptcy Manager for Not Disclosing Lottery Wins

Detroit, MI Detroit was chastised by the emergency bankruptcy manager for not revealing its lottery wins. It appears that Detroit has just been going out and having a good time and not letting the bankruptcy manager know about the windfalls. "It'...
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Funny story:  Ford Unveils Its New 2015 Ford Thoroughbred

Ford Unveils Its New 2015 Ford Thoroughbred

DETROIT - The Ford Motor Company has just announced that it will soon begin mass producing its brand new Ford Thoroughbred. A spokesman for the auto giant said that the Thoroughbred is a step above the Ford Mustang. Ford pointed out that the ne...
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Funny story:  Russian Christmas Day shambles as Detroit, Ecuador and Roman Abramovich all in the red owing $18bn apiece

Russian Christmas Day shambles as Detroit, Ecuador and Roman Abramovich all in the red owing $18bn apiece

New York - There will be meagre spoils in Comrade Santa's festive sacs this Russian Orthodox Christmas Day as a triple whammy of bankruptcy debts threatens to throttle three of the world's top Bolshevik outfits. First up is the People's Federal Re...
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Funny story:  Ford Relaunches Pinto for 2015!

Ford Relaunches Pinto for 2015!

Ford Motor executives announced today that the company will be relaunching it's most popular bomb on wheels for model year 2015! Like the popular retro Mustang that was introduced in 2006, the new Pinto will look much the same as it's 1970's coun...
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Funny story:  New blow for Detroit bankruptcy as City's $1billion art collection branded 'mostly fake'

New blow for Detroit bankruptcy as City's $1billion art collection branded 'mostly fake'

Detroit, Michigan - A last ditch rescue bid to save Detroit from skid row this weekend has gone down the pan following assessments by international experts of its 2,800-strong collection of paintings, sculptures, pottery pieces and other precious ar...
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Funny story:  Obama Arrested by Detroit Police

Obama Arrested by Detroit Police

DETROIT (SP) - President Obama and an unidentified supporter were arrested yesterday for making terroristic threats in South Detroit. The President made an appearance in Detroit to get a firsthand look at the devastation due to decades of Democratic...
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Funny story:  Detroit's Toe Tag Gang Declares Bankruptcy

Detroit's Toe Tag Gang Declares Bankruptcy

It's not often that you hear of a Gang declaring bankruptcy but the once extremely vicious Toe Tag Gang of Detroit has filed today. "We used to control the funeral homes and Crematoriums all over the city", says ex-gang member Joe Mackerel. But t...
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Funny story:  China To Open Up A Rickshaw Factory In Detroit

China To Open Up A Rickshaw Factory In Detroit

DETROIT - President Obama was in Detroit where he gladly announced that he has talked to representatives from the Republic of China about opening up a factory in Detroit. The president said that the factory will be housed in the old Oldsmobile Pla...
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Funny story:  The Kentucky Derby Could Be Moving To Detroit

The Kentucky Derby Could Be Moving To Detroit

DETROIT - President Obama has just informed the mayor of Detroit that there is a very strong possibility that the famed Kentucky Derby could be moving from Louisville, Kentucky to Detroit, Michigan in 2015. The president told the mayor that the re...
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Funny story:  Willie Nelson Denies The Lip Syncing Rumors

Willie Nelson Denies The Lip Syncing Rumors

TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - Willie Nelson performed before a sold out crowd at The Cotton Pickin' Arena. Afterwards he spoke with Buck Yazoo of Yippie-Ki-Yay Magazine in his fancy tour bus. Yazoo asked Willie about the recent rumors that started up i...
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Funny story:  Detroit To Replace All Fire Engine Dalmatians With Chihuahuas

Detroit To Replace All Fire Engine Dalmatians With Chihuahuas

DETROIT - Mayor Dave Bing of Detroit has just issued a Mayoral Directive stating that effective September 20, at 12:15 a.m. every fire station that has a dalmatian as a firehouse mascot will have to turn their dog over to the Detroit Animal Shelter.
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Thinking About Retiring From The Music Business

Justin Bieber Thinking About Retiring From The Music Business

DETROIT - Justin Bieber performed at Detroit's Carburetor Coliseum and was surprised to hear a smattering of boos scattered throughout the venue. Afterwards he was asked backstage by Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine what he thought abou...
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Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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