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Why are people obsessed with objects?

Funny story: Why are people obsessed with objects?

The medical classification for people who become attracted to inanimate objects is "objectophilia" or "object-craving." It's considered an embodiment of affection after clinical sociologists Dr. Amy Marsh discovered it's origin to be related to l...

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Eva Longoria Says She Has Political Urges

SAN ANTONIO - The former star of Desperate Housewives recently commented that she is seriously thinking about running for political office. The attractive, svelte actress, who was once married to San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker, told Political...

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After 8 Years "Desperate Housewives" Rides Off Into The Land of $yndication

Funny story: After 8 Years "Desperate Housewives" Rides Off Into The Land of $yndication

HOLLYWOOD - After an eight year run which included 183 episodes, Wisteria Lane has been closed for some much needed repairs. Desperate Housewives, the creation of Marc "Roly Poly" Cherry has left the 'Soap Opera Building' and will now head into sy...

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Nicolette Sheridan Still Devastated By The "Hung Jury" Vows To Move To Mexico - or Maybe France

LOS ANGELES - The former star of The Desperate Housewives Nicolette Sheridan, who portrayed the astonishingly sexy Edie Britt, is reportedly still extremely upset at the outcome of her wrongful termination lawsuit trial. She testified that she was...

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Nicolette Sheridan Lawsuit Pending, Sarah Palin Signs Deal as Newest Desperate Housewife

Funny story: Nicolette Sheridan Lawsuit Pending, Sarah Palin Signs Deal as Newest Desperate Housewife

With an aptly named "wrongful termination" charge pending by actor Nicolette Sheridan, the California courts will decide if her job (and her character) was indeed killed off with intentional malice and forethought. Desperate Housewives producers wil...

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Billericay sex starved women go in search for their lost G-spot!

Funny story: Billericay sex starved women go in search for their lost G-spot!

Billericay, EsSEX: Local, sex-starved women from the bimbo capital of England are desperately searching for their lost G-spot, which doesn't actually seem to exist according to sex-experts at Kings College, London. Hundreds of horny, desperate hou...

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After Eight Seasons "Desperate Housewives" Will Be Ending With A Great Big Bang

HOLLYWOOD - The housewives of Wisteria Lane will become even more desperate as they enter the final season of the hit show Desperate Housewives. The shows producer Marc Cherry said that he does not want to give away too much of the upcoming season...

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Desperate Housewives Set For Last Stand

Funny story: Desperate Housewives Set For Last Stand

The Desperate Housewives of Wisteria Lane are set to draw the blinds on their adventures for the last time. No longer will audiences revel in the misadventures and scheming of Susan, Lynette, Bree and Gabrielle, as sources close to the show say cr...

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Eva Longoria Loses Her Lawsuit Against The Producers of "Basketball Wives"

MIAMI - The producers of the VH1 television series Basketball Wives came out smelling like freshly picked roses. Dade County Circuit Judge Erasmus "The Gray Gavel" Oberdorf ruled against Eva Longoria who was suing on grounds that she was supposed...

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Desperate Housewives Cancelled in Order to Make Room for Desperate Housewives 2

Funny story: Desperate Housewives Cancelled in Order to Make Room for Desperate Housewives 2

(From E! News) - ABC announced today that it would be getting rid of its series "Desperate Housewives" in order to make space for its new series "Desperate Housewives 2." The decision was made by ABC and Marc Cherry. The decision was that it was...

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The Eva Longoria - Tony Parker Divorce Is Final - He Keeps The Basketball Collection, She Keeps Her Sanity

SAN ANTONIO - Texas Judge Bubba "Yippee Ki Yay" Burntwood stamped his official judge's stamp on the Parker-Longoria divorce decree ending the couple's three year marriage. Eva Longoria, one of the stars of ABC's Desperate Housewives filed for divo...

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Desperate Housewife Driven Into Sexual Frenzy By Burglar

Funny story: Desperate Housewife Driven Into Sexual Frenzy By Burglar

A UK housewife, described by neighbours as being 'sexually frustrated' today related how she was driven into a sexual frenzy of wanton perverted lust when she was 'taken every which way and then some' by a well endowed burglar. In broad daylight.

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Eva Longoria-Parker Says The Entire Hispanic Population of Arizona Is Moving To East Los Angeles

Funny story: Eva Longoria-Parker Says The Entire Hispanic Population of Arizona Is Moving To East Los Angeles

SAN ANTONIO - Speaking from her mansion nestled high in The Mucho Gusto Hills of San Antonio, Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria-Parker has stated that a highly reliable source has informed her that the entire Hispanic population of Arizona is pl...

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Desperate Actress Nicollette Sheridan Pops Marc Cherry with Suit - Tigers Wood joins in the Fun

Funny story: Desperate Actress Nicollette Sheridan Pops Marc Cherry with Suit - Tigers Wood joins in the Fun

Former young, talented and sexy actress Nicollette Sheridan has filed suit against producer Marc Cherry for abuse and appalling action. At first we thought it was for her demeaning role in Desperate Housewives but an altercation and her subsequen...

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Desperate house wife Not so Desperate

Funny story: Desperate house wife Not so Desperate

thestig managed to catch up with the lovely Nicolette Sheridan today outside the high court in Mississippi. The ex Housewives star who accused the E4 shows creators of wrongfully terminating her contract and sexually assaulting her, has won her la...

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Levi Johnston To Guest Star On Desperate Housewives

Funny story: Levi Johnston To Guest Star On Desperate Housewives

HOLLYWOOD - The producer of the ABC hit series Desperate Housewives Marky Cherry has announced that he has just signed Sarah Palin's ex-future son-in-law Levi Johnston to guest star in at least four episodes of the hit prime time soap opera. Cherr...

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GMTV babes get desperate

Following the widely reported cuts in the GMTV budget (it's estimated that the quality of research on the programme will drop from widely inaccurate to virtually non-existent) the babes fronting the show are becoming increasingly desperate in their e...

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The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania

Funny story: The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania

INTERCOURSE, Pennsylvania - The latest in the Bravo Network's spin-off line of real housewife shows will premier on July 13. The original real housewives show was The Real Housewives of Orange County. The new entry is named, The Real Housewives of...

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