Yesterday's Diamond Jubilee River Pageant has today been blasted by entertainment watchdogs as being either the worst, or else the second worst televised Royal event ever.
Neville Grant, a spokesman for the British Television Media Authority said...
Famous Irish BBC sports presenter, Des Lynham, was sectioned last night after running naked through the Sunday Tomes offices after an argument with Sunday Tomes writer, Donny Clarkson.
Brainy bird, Carol Vorderman, is today rumoured to be taking her maths A Level in an attempt to scotch the story, going round like wild-fire on the internet, saying that she uses times tables off-camera to work out the numbers problems on Countdown.
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