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City closes for business

The global recession has claimed it's latest victim - the city of Derby. The metropolis' Mayor, Shaun Carey, yesterday announced that due to the Eurozone crisis it had no option but to cease trading. Speaking outside the city's cathedral a tearful...

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Derby County Still The Worst Team In Premiership History

Funny story: Derby County Still The Worst Team In Premiership History

Derby County Football Club, who were relegated from the Premier League last season, are still the worst-ever team to have played in the top flight, after West Bromwich Albion drew 1-1 with Portsmouth on Sunday, and surpassed the Rams' record-lowest t...

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Derby County announced as Premiership Champions!

Derby County have been announced as Premiership Champions after all the nineteen teams above them in the division were revealed to have been involved in the largest match-fixing scandal since Juventus in Serie A two years ago.

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Jewell in the Frown

Funny story: Jewell in the Frown

Rock bottom Premiership strugglers Derby County have been dealt a massive blow with the Premiership taking steps to dock them points, thought to be in the region of 15 as a result of them being so bad this season.

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Chelsea Sign Daniel Radcliffe To Supply That "Missing Magic"

Funny story: Chelsea Sign Daniel Radcliffe To Supply That "Missing Magic"

Premiership title challengers Chelsea have agreed terms with the film star Daniel Radcliffe in a bid to put back some of the magic that has been lacking since the departure of their former manager

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Manchester United/Chelsea Premier League Title Race Could Be Over This Weekend, Say Experts

Funny story: Manchester United/Chelsea Premier League Title Race Could Be Over This Weekend, Say Experts

Another exciting season of Premier League football action gets under way later today, with the rough-and-tumble, end-to-end, last-minute-winning-goal, bruising-and-faking encounters that fans have come to know and loathe

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