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Funny story: Elephant No Longer In The Room

Elephant No Longer In The Room

The elephant in the room has taken his own life. He was suffering from clinical depression. He was extremely self-conscious, thinking that he makes others uncomfortable. He was always confused about people's true feelings towards him and he never understood his own place in this world. Sometimes people ignored him and sometimes he was the talk of the room either way no one ever really saw him...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Is Very Depressed

Justin Bieber Is Very Depressed

NEW YORK CITY - Justin Bieber was in New York visiting the Statue of Liberty. He said that as a young boy growing up in Canada he always dreamed of seeing the big old gal. As he was touring the statue's head he was asked by a reporter how he was f...
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Funny story: How Does Depression Affect You?

How Does Depression Affect You?

Depression runs freely around our great country like the clap around a university campus. 1/3 people will suffer from a mental health issue at some point in their life also 1/3 of us will be affected by cancer. Let's hope it's not the same people or that'll mean 2/6 (if our fractions are correct) of us will be depressed and have a family member suffering from cancer. That would be unlucky. Today w...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Explains Why She Has Been Feeling So Depressed Lately

Kim Kardashian Explains Why She Has Been Feeling So Depressed Lately

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian has it all, fame, money, fancy cars, fancy friends, expensive fancy underwear, and a brand new fancy baby (North West). But lately the most popular member of the Kardashian clan has been very depressed. Tapioca S...
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Funny story: Empire State Building To Be Demolished

Empire State Building To Be Demolished

ARCHITECTURAL DIGEST by Frank Lloyd Wright In the effort to make New York City the most modern of all cosmopolitan urban centers in the world, the Empire State Building is set to be demolished this coming March. Too, the uber modern, Museum...
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Funny story: America, Love It or Leave It says Milton Freeman

America, Love It or Leave It says Milton Freeman

New York - The jobless rate in the U.S. has dipped to a five year low on steady gains. Employers hired at least 200,000 workers in the last four months. President Obama, upon hearing the news, said he was "ecstatic" and that the economy was "stup...
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Funny story: Arizona Has Learned The Reason Why So Many of Its Residents Are Depressed

Arizona Has Learned The Reason Why So Many of Its Residents Are Depressed

PHOENIX - A recent research study report that was put out by The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency of Chicago surprised and shocked many residents of Arizona. The 9-month study reported that the reason why so many Arizona residents are in a state...
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Funny story: Bernanke selling all the stuff he bought on eBay

Bernanke selling all the stuff he bought on eBay

Washington DC - According to anonymous sources close to Bernanke, he is selling all the securities, all the stocks, bonds, realestate, and gold that he purchased with the Federal Reserve System. Why? According to sources, Bernanke is leaving the...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Admits She Hates Not Being In The National Spotlight

Sarah Palin Admits She Hates Not Being In The National Spotlight

WASILLA, Alaska - There is probably no one more depressed in the United States than the former governor or Alaska, Sarah "Snowflake" Palin. According to her husband Todd, Sarah has been so despondent ever since she was fired from her cush job at F...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Reveals 3 Things That She Will Not Discuss

Sarah Palin Reveals 3 Things That She Will Not Discuss

WASILLA, Alaska - Todd Palin has stated that his wife Sarah has been so depressed lately that she hasn't even shot a moose, caribou, or reindeer in over four days. Todd said that it is unlike his manly wife not to go out and get in a state-owned h...
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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Drained and Despondent

Christina Aguilera Drained and Despondent

LAS VEGAS - Christina flew to Las Vegas to get away from all of the hustle and bustle of LaLaLand. She checked into The The Ali Baba and The 40 Thieves Hotel & Casino, where she had a great time at the roulette wheel. Tittle Tattle Tonight...
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Funny story: Impossible Success Leaves to Arthur Depression

Impossible Success Leaves to Arthur Depression

James Arthur died of depression yesterday despite having the most successful winner's single so far.James Arthur has recently seen his debut single 'Impossible' break a dozen of records such as 'most glum song of the year'. In a poll conducted by...
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Funny story: Swiss Bank Discovers Cause of Global Recession

Swiss Bank Discovers Cause of Global Recession

Industry spectators are heralding the end of the current economic recession due to a startling discovery made in the vaults of the prestigious Union Bank in Switzerland; namely, bonds, stocks, gold bullion and cash currencies to the value of CHF 6 tr...
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Funny story: Five reasons to worry about next week

Five reasons to worry about next week

Now that it's the weekend (which you're happy about), you can look back on the week that's almost over and come to the conclusion that it was pretty much like the weeks before it: It sucked (which you're not that happy about). But just when you thought it couldn't get worse, Monday is only hours away, and there's reason to believe that next week is really gonna suck. Here are five reasons:...
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Funny story: Sociologists Ponder England's Exit From Euro 2012

Sociologists Ponder England's Exit From Euro 2012

Sociologists around Britain are studying the social and personal consequences of the English football team's premature departure from yet another major tournament. Many believe that the damage done to the very fabric of British domesticity is neither...
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Funny story: Depressed Juvenile Delinquent's Family Relieved at Connecticut's Repeal of Death Penalty

Depressed Juvenile Delinquent's Family Relieved at Connecticut's Repeal of Death Penalty

Tommy and Kathleen Morley of Simsbury, Connecticut, breathed an enormous sigh of relief when it was announced that Connecticut will repeal its death penalty statute. The Morleys' 17-year-old son, Rob, had been arrested over a dozen times on charges ranging from petty shoplifting to arson, and Rob's parents could tell that their depressed son was on a dangerous track toward committing more and more...
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Funny story: The Santorum Sanitarium - Rick Santorum Speaks Up About Mental Health

The Santorum Sanitarium - Rick Santorum Speaks Up About Mental Health

Yesterday afternoon, Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum flabbergasted supporters at a campaign rally in western Arizona by discussing the often-taboo issue of mental health - including that of himself and the other presidential candidate...
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Funny story: Age is a very high price to pay for maturity!

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity!

As I am getting older, more senile, and my health is deteriorating, I thought it would be nice to pass on some tips and advice for the youngsters while relating some of the happenings from my past, to help prepare them for the (if they live that long) approach of decrepitude. I have lived (using the word loosely) in Nottingham for most of my pathetic life, so I suppose this guide to life will b...
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