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Funny story: Ted Cruz Turns To Words Of Og The Caveman In Denouncing Immigration Plan

Ted Cruz Turns To Words Of Og The Caveman In Denouncing Immigration Plan

WASHINGTON D.C. -- Texas Republican Sen. Ted Cruz turned to the ancient words of Og the Cro-Magnon Thursday on the Senate floor to denounce President Obama's planned actions that are expected to grant legal status to millions of illegal immigrants in...
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Funny story: Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid Suggests To President Obama That Nevada Cattleman Cliven Bundy Needs To Be Deported

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid Suggests To President Obama That Nevada Cattleman Cliven Bundy Needs To Be Deported

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Harry Reid has stated that he is fed up with one Cliven Bundy thinking that he is above the law. The House Majority Leader speaking to reporters said that the 67-year-old codger truly believes in his heart and mind that he is ri...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Is Very Depressed

Justin Bieber Is Very Depressed

NEW YORK CITY - Justin Bieber was in New York visiting the Statue of Liberty. He said that as a young boy growing up in Canada he always dreamed of seeing the big old gal. As he was touring the statue's head he was asked by a reporter how he was f...
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Funny story: INS: Bieber to be Deported

INS: Bieber to be Deported

After two months of debate, the White House in conjunction with the INS has issued a deportation notice to "music" star Justin Bieber following his recent legal troubles. The Canadian-born Bieber, 19, was arrested January 23rd, 2014 for DUI, drag...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Proudly States That Vladimir Putin Has Offered Him Asylum

Justin Bieber Proudly States That Vladimir Putin Has Offered Him Asylum

DETROIT - Justin Bieber performed before a less than sold out crowd at The Carburetor Coliseum in MoTown. After the concert he spoke backstage with Calcutta Cotton of Music Moments Magazine. Miss Cotton asked him if he still feared that he coul...
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Funny story: Ann Coulter Says Alec Baldwin Is A Loser and A Nuisance And Should Be Deported

Ann Coulter Says Alec Baldwin Is A Loser and A Nuisance And Should Be Deported

NEW YORK CITY - The latest feud to hit the fan involves GOP political maven Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter and quasi-actor Alec "The Brat" Baldwin. Coulter appeared on The Viagra View and told Larry King and Regis Philbin that she is tired of hearing...
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Funny story: Selena Gomez Said Justin Bieber Begged Her To Return To Him In Order To Avoid Being Deported

Selena Gomez Said Justin Bieber Begged Her To Return To Him In Order To Avoid Being Deported

NEW ORLEANS - Selena Gomez has said that she has always loved performing in The Voodoo Arena in New Orleans. She added that part of the reason is because backstage the venue always has a great array of Cajun and Creole food which she says she can...
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Funny story: Selena Gomez Says Justin Bieber Is Nothing But History To Her

Selena Gomez Says Justin Bieber Is Nothing But History To Her

LOS ANGELES - There are reports floating around LaLaLand that Justin Bieber is hoping that Selena Gomez will agree to get back together with him. A close friend of Bieber's stated that it is really all just a ploy by the Biebs in order to try and...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Contemplating Going Back To Canada And Joining The Army

Justin Bieber Contemplating Going Back To Canada And Joining The Army

WICHITA, Kansas - Justin Bieber traveled to the middle of the country to, as he said, get away from the limelight. He and his entourage of 16 landed in Wichita and rented 17 rooms at a local Motel 6. Justin kept a low profile eating his breakfa...
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Funny story: Representative Barred From Restroom Is Desperate

Representative Barred From Restroom Is Desperate

An Arizona state House committee on Friday will hold a hearing on a bill that could jail undocumented immigrants if they use public restrooms or other public resources like schools or roads. The Committee on Federal and State Affairs will consider...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Tells President Obama He Will Donate $200,000 To The Democratic Party If He Speeds Up Justin Bieber's Deportation

Donald Trump Tells President Obama He Will Donate $200,000 To The Democratic Party If He Speeds Up Justin Bieber's Deportation

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump has just made President Obama an offer that the president and 99 percent of the American people cannot believe. Billionaire GOPer Trump has called up President Obama and told him that he will donate $200,000 to the Nat...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Wants For President Obama To Give Justin Bieber Another Chance Before He Deports Him To Canada

Miley Cyrus Wants For President Obama To Give Justin Bieber Another Chance Before He Deports Him To Canada

BEVERLY HILLS - Miley Cyrus was sitting in the Haven of Hair Salon getting her hair colored when her hair stylist FuFi Fondue asked her what she thought about Justin Bieber possibly getting sent back to Canada. Miley became very sad and she said t...
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Funny story: The U.S. Plans To Extradite Amanda Knox To Italy

The U.S. Plans To Extradite Amanda Knox To Italy

SEATTLE - An Italian court of law has convicted Amanda Knox on charges of murder. The Seattle native has contended that she is innocent but as they say, 99.3 percent of all criminals sitting in U.S. prisons all say that they're innocent. One of...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift: Hey Justin Bieber Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Butt On Your Way Out Loser!

Taylor Swift: Hey Justin Bieber Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Butt On Your Way Out Loser!

LOS ANGELES - Taylor Swift has still not forgotten several of the childish pranks that Justin Bieber played on her. She recalled the incident where Bieber called her up pretending to be Michelle Obama and invited her to spend a whole week at the W...
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Funny story: The Deport Justin Bieber Petition Hits 105,000 Signatures

The Deport Justin Bieber Petition Hits 105,000 Signatures

DETROIT - The petition to deport the highly troubled Justin Bieber back to Canada has reached over 105,000 signatures. Once a petition garners 100,000 signatures the president of the United States has to make a decision regarding the petition.
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Funny story: Richard Sherman Says Justin Bieber Needs To Be Deported

Richard Sherman Says Justin Bieber Needs To Be Deported

NEW YORK CITY - In a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black, Seattle Seahawks problem child Richard Sherman has said that the Canadian problem child Justin Bieber needs to be deported back to Canada. Sherman, the trash-talking cornerback...
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Funny story: The KKK Has Petitioned To Have Justin Bieber Deported Back To Canada

The KKK Has Petitioned To Have Justin Bieber Deported Back To Canada

TUCSON, Arizona - The Ku Klux Klan has informed the news media that it is sick and tired of listening to the punk antics of one Justin Bieber. American Spotlight Magazine reports that Rayford "Whitey" Giddykoontz, who is The Grand Exalted Dragon W...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell Could End Up Being Deported

Simon Cowell Could End Up Being Deported

NEW YORK CITY - Simon Cowell's horizontal hula with married socialite Lauren Silverman could come back to bite him in his British butt, as they say in Liverpool. According to several publications the X-Factor mogul who dilly-dallied with Lauren Si...
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