Washington DC: The US Department of Labor announced that the number of animal rights activists residing in the 48 contiguous states has steadily declined by 50% between 2009 and 2012.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) launched a probe int...
Attorneys at the Department of Justice are scrambling today, as they work hurriedly to complete the homework assigned to them on Tuesday by Federal Judge Jerry Smith of the 5th Circuit Court of Appeals.
Judge Smith has demanded a letter of no le...
The freedom of speech case Morse vs. Frederick involving high school student rights has come to the attention of U.S. Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales.
Reporters have learned that Columbia University has been stonewalling efforts to learn more about the Sawdust Head phenomenon due to pressure from government agencies including the Department of Justice.
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