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Funny story: Unannounced Checks to be carried out on Michael Gove

Unannounced Checks to be carried out on Michael Gove

The Prime Minister told a meeting of the N.U.T. this morning that approval had been given in principle for unannounced spot checks on the efficiency and sanity of Michael Gove. The checks by will be carried out by approved psychologists and Head Teac...
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Funny story: Square root of minus one is an imaginary number, Stephen Hawking says

Square root of minus one is an imaginary number, Stephen Hawking says

Professor Stephen Hawking. has disclosed that maths teachers have been kidding about J, the square root of minus one. It apparently does not exist in the natural universe. A market trader from Basildon blew the whistle on the myth on Saturday mor...
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Funny story: Michael Gove makes children repeat Christmas as it was wrongly carried out

Michael Gove makes children repeat Christmas as it was wrongly carried out

Christmas must be repeated as it has been marked too leniently, Tory School Oberfuhrer Michael Gove screamed yesterday. "Christmas will be repeated in the Summer, this time with more maths and science in it. Religion will also play a part in t...
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Funny story: Obama's Department of Education Proposes New System of Monoversities

Obama's Department of Education Proposes New System of Monoversities

Given the entrenched left wing tendency of most current institutions of higher learning and the concerns of the political left establishment that conservative views -- also known as extreme right wing views - are disturbing and harmful to the develop...
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Funny story: Top Academic Fumes Over History GCSE Decline

Top Academic Fumes Over History GCSE Decline

Controversial academic Ken Lucid has lambasted government policy on teaching after it emerged that 159 state schools failed to enter any pupils for history GCSE this year. The Department Of Education revealed the figures on the day that pupils acr...
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Funny story: NRA and NEA Merge to Bust a Cap in Education's Ass

NRA and NEA Merge to Bust a Cap in Education's Ass

Congressional leaders finalized an historic organizational merger between the National Education Association and the National Rifle Association just before the July 4th holiday break, bringing together two non governmental organizations with immensel...
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Funny story: 'A' Level in Madness - Are you mad enough to take this exam?

'A' Level in Madness - Are you mad enough to take this exam?

Recently Ofqual has attacked 'unacceptable' exam paper blunders; A 'rogue' question inserted into an AS-level maths exam, worth 11 per cent of the total mark, sat by almost 6,800 students, the exam board blundered to calculate the correct length for the shortest route along a network of tracks in a forest equal to an equation set out in the test paper... An AS-level business studies exam, ma...
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Funny story: Gay Organization Founder Kevin Jennings Thrilled At Education Department Appointment

Gay Organization Founder Kevin Jennings Thrilled At Education Department Appointment

Kevin Jennings, founder of the Gay, Lesbian, and Straight Education Network (GLSEN) is thrilled by his appointment by the Secretary of Education to serve as Assistant Deputy Secretary for the Office of Safe and Drug Free Schools. Jennings, who has t...
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