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Trump People To Promote Anti-Science Beliefs In Schools

Funny story: Trump People To Promote Anti-Science Beliefs In Schools

NEW YORK TIMES by Elmer Gantry Donald Trump has appointed Betsy DeVos, who is dedicated to undermining and eliminating the public school system as the secretary of education. She is a fundamentalist Christian member of a Protestant denomin...

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PM Vows 100% Employment

Funny story: PM Vows 100% Employment

BBC News has reported today that David Cameron has pledged the Tories will help Britain become "a nation of full employment." He has not stated a specific time frame for these proposals but hopes that they will happen soonish. This announcement a...

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Protests in The Street. Mourning And Shock as Self Styled Education God Is Removed

Funny story: Protests in The Street. Mourning And Shock as Self Styled Education God Is Removed

Michael (God) Guv has been removed from the mayhem his abrupt confrontational style has caused, in order that the Prime Minister can start talking meaningfully with the country's teachers, education bosses and headmasters again. Crying in the stre...

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Unannounced Checks to be carried out on Michael Gove

The Prime Minister told a meeting of the N.U.T. this morning that approval had been given in principle for unannounced spot checks on the efficiency and sanity of Michael Gove. The checks by will be carried out by approved psychologists and Head Teac...

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Square root of minus one is an imaginary number, Stephen Hawking says

Funny story: Square root of minus one is an imaginary number, Stephen Hawking says

Professor Stephen Hawking. has disclosed that maths teachers have been kidding about J, the square root of minus one. It apparently does not exist in the natural universe. A market trader from Basildon blew the whistle on the myth on Saturday mor...

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Michael Gove makes children repeat Christmas as it was wrongly carried out

Christmas must be repeated as it has been marked too leniently, Tory School Oberfuhrer Michael Gove screamed yesterday. "Christmas will be repeated in the Summer, this time with more maths and science in it. Religion will also play a part in t...

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Obama's Department of Education Proposes New System of Monoversities

Funny story: Obama's Department of Education Proposes New System of Monoversities

Given the entrenched left wing tendency of most current institutions of higher learning and the concerns of the political left establishment that conservative views -- also known as extreme right wing views - are disturbing and harmful to the develop...

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Top Academic Fumes Over History GCSE Decline

Funny story: Top Academic Fumes Over History GCSE Decline

Controversial academic Ken Lucid has lambasted government policy on teaching after it emerged that 159 state schools failed to enter any pupils for history GCSE this year. The Department Of Education revealed the figures on the day that pupils acr...

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NRA and NEA Merge to Bust a Cap in Education's Ass

Funny story: NRA and NEA Merge to Bust a Cap in Education's Ass

Congressional leaders finalized an historic organizational merger between the National Education Association and the National Rifle Association just before the July 4th holiday break, bringing together two non governmental organizations with immensel...

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'A' Level in Madness - Are you mad enough to take this exam?

Funny story: 'A' Level in Madness - Are you mad enough to take this exam?

Recently Ofqual has attacked 'unacceptable' exam paper blunders; A 'rogue' question inserted into an AS-level maths exam, worth 11 per cent of the total mark, sat by almost 6,800 students, the exam board blundered to calculate the correct length for the shortest route along a network of tracks in a forest equal to an equation set out in the test paper... An AS-level business studies exam, ma...

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Gay Organization Founder Kevin Jennings Thrilled At Education Department Appointment

Funny story: Gay Organization Founder Kevin Jennings Thrilled At Education Department Appointment

Kevin Jennings, founder of the Gay, Lesbian, and Straight Education Network (GLSEN) is thrilled by his appointment by the Secretary of Education to serve as Assistant Deputy Secretary for the Office of Safe and Drug Free Schools. Jennings, who has t...

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