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Coloradoans Are Now Even Bigger A**holes Since Start Of Legalized Pot

Funny story: Coloradoans Are Now Even Bigger A**holes Since Start Of Legalized Pot

The wonder mellower-outer cannabis, always said to have a positive, tranquilizing affect on its users, has unfortunately not had such an effect on the normally ego-centered Coloradoans who recently legalized use of it. "Criminy," said Jim Bames, o...

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China Has Just Purchased 3 Marijuana Shops In Denver

Funny story: China Has Just Purchased 3 Marijuana Shops In Denver

DENVER - Colorado Senator Jimbo Quickdance [D-Denver] has just let the news media know that the Republic of China has finalized a deal for the purchase of three pot shops located in Denver. The senator stated that he was both excited and honored a...

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The John & Bob Denver International Airport Is Starting To Have Problems With Wayward Drones

Funny story: The John & Bob Denver International Airport Is Starting To Have Problems With Wayward Drones

DENVER - The John & Bob Denver International Airport located in the Rocky Mountain city of Denver is one of the first in the United States to report a wayward drone problem. Airport director Washburn Bookbottom said that it became a full fledg...

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The Hell's Angels Say That Relocating From California To The Pot Paradise of Colorado Is The Best Thing They've Ever Done

Funny story: The Hell's Angels Say That Relocating From California To The Pot Paradise of Colorado Is The Best Thing They've Ever Done

DENVER - Ever since January 1, 2014, when Governor John Hickenlooper signed the Marijuana Bill which allows anyone in Colorado the right to buy and use pot, the state has become one gigantic happy place. Everywhere one travels within the state the...

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'Friends of Pot' Says They Do Not Want Sarah Palin Visiting Colorado

Funny story: 'Friends of Pot' Says They Do Not Want Sarah Palin Visiting Colorado

VAIL, Colorado - Sarah Palin has stated that she plans to fly to Denver to ask the citizens of Colorado to consider putting an end to this idea of buying and using marijuana like they're buying M&M's or Twizzlers. "Snowflake" Palin has met wit...

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Pussy Riot, The All-Girl Russian Punk Rock Band Is Planning On Moving To Colorado - The Marijuana Capital of The USA

Funny story: Pussy Riot, The All-Girl Russian Punk Rock Band Is Planning On Moving To Colorado - The Marijuana Capital of The USA

DENVER - A realtor in Denver has just stated that he received a phone call from a Nadezhda Tolokonnikova, one of the members of the all-girl punk rock band Pussy Riot which hails from Russia. Miss Tolokonnikova wanted to see about purchasing some...

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Denver Announces Its 1st Annual Marijuana Smoking Contest

Funny story: Denver Announces Its 1st Annual Marijuana Smoking Contest

DENVER - The director of The Colorado State Cannabis Coalition, Lucy "Sinsemilla" Coxcoogan has just informed the press about the state's 1st Annual Marijuana Smoking Contest. Miss Coxcoogan said that the one-of-a-kind event will be held in Denver...

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A Colorado Senator Wants To Make The Marijuana Plant The State's Official Plant

Funny story: A Colorado Senator Wants To Make The Marijuana Plant The State's Official Plant

DENVER - Senator Jimbo Quickdance [D-Denver] has already become one of the most popular senators in the Rocky Mountain State. And now he may be bucking for a shot at possibly entering the 2016 Democratic Presidential Race. Senator Quickdance ha...

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The Aspen Airport Is Placing Marijuana Dispensing Machines In The Main Lobby

Funny story: The Aspen Airport Is Placing Marijuana Dispensing Machines In The Main Lobby

ASPEN, Colorado - The Snowman International Airport located just outside of Aspen has just announced that it will now be providing a new exciting service. Chelsea Tallydollar, 27, spokesperson with SIA, stated that effective February 28, a total o...

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"Colorado Pot Friendly Campaign" to Begin

Funny story: "Colorado Pot Friendly Campaign" to Begin

DENVER, COLORADO - The Best in the West Business Bureau (BIWBB) of Colorado has announced a new campaign to give start-up pot related businesses a boost. Called the "Colorado Pot Friendly Campaign", the BIWBB hopes to draw customers to new businesse...

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Astronauts on International Space Station Reportedly 'High' after Passing over Denver Colorado

Funny story: Astronauts on International Space Station Reportedly 'High' after Passing over Denver Colorado

NASA is continuing to neither officially confirm nor deny reports that its astronauts on board the International Space Station have become intoxicated on marijuana fumes which have gathered in the upper stratosphere between the station's orbit and De...

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Miley Cyrus Says Time Machine Took Her back in Time

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says Time Machine Took Her back in Time

I don't know what Miley Cyrus is into but she is telling everyone that she has been on a Time Machine and went back in time. Most are saying that she went to Colorado or Washinton and wound up thinking or dreaming that she was on a Time Machine.

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New Toking/Smoking Weather Forecast Available

Funny story: New Toking/Smoking Weather Forecast Available

DENVER, COLORADO - The Denver/Boulder Office of the National Weather Service will now include the new and specific forecasting of Chinook winds as they apply to the distribution of marijuana and other kinds of personal smoke down along the front rang...

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Denver Named The Nation's Munchies Capital

Funny story: Denver Named The Nation's Munchies Capital

DENVER - The city of Denver is still somewhat downtrodden after the Denver Broncos were blown away in Super Bowl XXII by the Seattle Seahawks 43-8. But Mayor Michael B. Hancock has informed the Mile High City news media that Denver has just been n...

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Economy in Colorado Higher Than The Rockies

Funny story: Economy in Colorado Higher Than The Rockies

Denver Mayor Hancock says that, although he was against legalizing recreational marijuana at first, he says it is making his city and the whole state wealthy. "I had previously thought about all the problems but they don't seem to be any worse tha...

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Denver's Top Marijuana Shop Now Delivers Pot Via Drones

Funny story: Denver's Top Marijuana Shop Now Delivers Pot Via Drones

DENVER - According to the Colorado Department of Business, the top selling pot shop in the entire state is The Higher Than A Friggin Kite Marijuana Shop which is located in Denver. The top pot shop is owned by Gulliver Gingergrove, 38, and his wif...

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Most Colorado Marijuana Shops Have Added Top Shelf Marijuana To Their Shops

Funny story: Most Colorado Marijuana Shops Have Added Top Shelf Marijuana To Their Shops

DENVER - Now that hundreds of pot shops have popped up all over the state of Colorado, many customers are asking for the better brand of marijuana. Ned and Ashlyn Buxworthy owners of Denver's The Magic Marijuana Mistress Pot Shop have said that th...

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Colorado Has Just Become The #1 Destination For Newlyweds

Funny story: Colorado Has Just Become The #1 Destination For Newlyweds

DENVER - According to the National Commission on Tourism, Colorado has just become the most popular state in the nation. And much of that honor can be attributed to the fact that on January 1, 2014, it became legal in the state to buy and use mar...

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