Sparks and Mensa, the high street store for those with more brains than brawn, are launching a new range of mouth wear, Denture Tools.
"We're very pleased with our new range," said creator, Dennis Chure. "We think it is a step forward in teeth."...
London - A shadowy Illuminati offshoot has red carded domestic goddess Nigella Lawson's new spring chicken recipe.
Barking Seventh Day Adventist Dentists' Allotment Society has banned her 'summer solstice spatchcock chicken nuggets in a red wine j...
On the advice of royal physicians Prince William is to have all of his teeth extracted. Unlike normal people William's teeth have never stopped growing though up until just a few weeks ago there rate of growth had remained more or less steady. Most o...
Britain is facing a bad teeth epidemic, and the Dentist Industry Watchdog, InterDent, has placed the blame firmly at the feet of dentists.
"They're very expensive," said Ian Sizer, Press Officer for InterDent. "In a recent survey, people with toot...
HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Aniston was recently honored for her role as Dr. Julia Harris, the nymphomaniacal dentist in the film Horrible Bosses.
Aniston received the coveted Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres 'Sexy Starlet Award' for portraying the most sensuous...
Dentists across the UK are opposed to government measures to increase the so-called 5-a-day, and want the opposite.
"We need Britons to reduce to three a day, or even two a day," said Denby Twist of the Dorking Dentistry School. "The last thing we...
London - The cosmetic secrets of Kate Middleton's pearly gnashers were revealed at a press conference at lunchtime today.
A perfect alignment of all 32 teeth is mostly due to their part-time role that regularly ends at bedtime, orthodontic sources...
QPR fans are chewing over the formation of their manager's new teeth.
"Sir Neil's Hampsteads don't seem to fit, he looks like Dick Emery's vicar" proclaimed lifelong QPR fan Ginger Vitis, a dental hygienist from East Acton.
Warnock guided his...
When we go in for a check-up, we want to know what we can do to prevent high dental costs. Sure, we always hate to hear that we should floss more, but we want total honesty from our dentist.
Or do we?
Frankly, there are things that your dentist wants to keep to himself. Here's a list of the top three:
1) He's a boob man. He likes big boobs, small boobs, and medium ones, too.
2) He's a...
Police and K-9 units shut down a Charleston, W. Va industrial arts school after discovering that students, teachers, and the head administrator were running a pharmaceutical lab producing high grade Methamphetamine, (Meth.)
Attention was drawn to...
Sarah Palin recently went on Fox News and publicly admitted that she could use some help in paying for her kids' dental expenses.
"Do you even know how much a set of braces costs these days?" asked Palin as she made her case for asking folks who...
Matthew Stilton, known as 'the farting dentist' because of his disturbing flatulence has been banned from his practice because of 'inappropriate behaviour'..
A colleague complained that he was giving patients 'the wrong sort of gas' and it made th...
Washington DC - A confidential source, code-named Praline, on a key committee of the US House has revealed that not only will Social Security be cut to the quick, but Baby Boomers will be targeted in a new way.
As gold is expected to reach $2,000...
A Local Man, a semi articulate and part time satire writer, was left speechless after a mind numbing encounter with a dental hygienist today which left him bloody and wishing for a kidney stone attack instead.
Melvin Wordsmithe, a mild mannered r...
Dr. Harry Monk, a dentist in Newcastle has become embroiled in a major NHS scandal.
Monk's Dental practice website states:
"Mercury fillings are unsightly, and there is anecdotal evidence mercury amalgam may be hazardous to health"
"At Mon...
Orthodontists are sick to the back teeth of patients refusing to wear dental braces - all thanks to Ugly Betty!
TV's eccentrically-clad magazine tyro Betty Suarez is famous for her lack of fashion sense, her hair - and, of course, her braces.
B...
Taiwanese dentists have urged fast food chains to drop over-sized burgers from their menus following a growing number of jaw injury cases.
Apparently the human jaw is only meant to handle objects up to one and a half inches thick.
Personally,...
A notorious gangland killer has been awarded nearly £50,000 of taxpayers money following reports of inadequate dental care at a top security prison.
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Michael Steel, 82, speaking from his cell, defended the decision. "Look, I've waited 2 wee...