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Dennis Kucinich Says Latest Abduction By Aliens Confirms They'd Vote for Obama If Granted Immunity!

Funny story: Dennis Kucinich Says Latest Abduction By Aliens Confirms They'd Vote for Obama If Granted Immunity!

Dennis Kucinich, the 14 year Ohio Democratic Congressman who claims he has had more than one close encounter with Aliens, said his latest conference with intergalactic visitors was just last weekend during a camping trip! Kucinich who first repo...

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A Day After 'Alien Abduction Day" Dems Search Frantically for Kucinich in Order to Vote for Obamacare!

Funny story: A Day After 'Alien Abduction Day" Dems Search Frantically for Kucinich in Order to Vote for Obamacare!

As the historic health care vote looms on Capitol Hill this morning, a horde of secret service agents, the FBI and Air Force Security agents are combing the city in search for Dem Congressman Dennis Kucinich whose vote appears crucial for Obamacare.

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Standing on 3' Step Ladder, Dennis "shorty" Kucinich Kisses Barry's Ass and Votes for Obamacare!

Funny story: Standing on 3' Step Ladder, Dennis "shorty" Kucinich Kisses Barry's Ass and Votes for Obamacare!

Dennis Kucinich, the first Pygmy ever voted into the House of Representatives, a man so small even Nicolas Sarkozy has to bend over to talk to him, continued his progressive ways by bowing to Obama's oppressive health care bill after being treated to...

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Kucinich Demands Fellow Candidates Agree to Hand Jobs in Every State

Funny story: Kucinich Demands Fellow Candidates Agree to Hand Jobs in Every State

Today Dennis Kucinich demanded that every state hand count their ballots because as he indicated "Things are sure to get messy and hand jobs to count ballots should straighten some things out. And I want my fellow candidates to ask for hand job...

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Kucinich Wins Important Primary Victory in Guam

With a campaign infrastructure that has been firmly entrenched in this Pacific Island for well over a year, Kucinich scored what his supporters termed "A hard won victory, with tremendous ramifications for our candidate, and ultimately the nomin...

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With Richardson out of Race, Candidates Court Hispanic Vote

Funny story: With Richardson out of Race, Candidates Court Hispanic Vote

New Mexico Governor and former U.N Ambassador and Energy Secretary Bill Richardson has withdrawn his name from the Presidential race. The Democrat was the only prominent candidate from either party that had a Hispanic background. Now, others seekin...

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Presidential Candidates Keeping Fit on the Campaign Trail

Funny story: Presidential Candidates Keeping Fit on the Campaign Trail

IOWA - Tough guy Dennis Kucinich competes every Friday night in local kickboxing matches. "I use my yoga martial arts training to beat the snot out of my opponent." His...

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Elizabeth Kucinich Ahead of Husband in Democratic Race

WASHINGTON (AP) The Dennis Kucinich for President organization announced that Professor Art Nouveau would be joining the Kucinich campaign.

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Kucinich must drop impeachment hearing in $2 T Merck-like Cheney case settlement

Funny story: Kucinich must drop impeachment hearing in $2 T Merck-like Cheney case settlement

Dike Cheney announced today that he will pay the federal government almost $2 trillion dollars to keep Dennis Kucinich off of his back and pay off the Iraqi War debt. The conservative VP with the lesbian daughter, who recently voted for subsidies to...

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Dennis Kucinich 'Political Eye Candy'

Funny story: Dennis Kucinich 'Political Eye Candy'

WASHINGTON BM - Dennis Kucinich, Democrat Candidate for President and United States Congressman, in a press conference last week, revealed the role his striking good looks would play in the '08 campaign.

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Kucinich likens GOP's backing of Bush to Exxon Mobil's hiring of Exxon Valdez skipper

Funny story: Kucinich likens GOP's backing of Bush to Exxon Mobil's hiring of Exxon Valdez skipper

Philadelphia - (Excoriating Mess): The 2000 backing of George W Bush as the GOP's official Big Oil gunslinger has been likened by perennial Democatic presidential wannabe Dennis Kucinich to Exxon Mobil's hiring of Captain Joseph Hazlewood, th...

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Dennis Kucinich Secures U.S. Moslem Vote With Anti War Speeches in Middle East

Funny story: Dennis Kucinich Secures U.S. Moslem Vote With Anti War Speeches in Middle East

Democratic Presidential hopeful and Congressman Dennis Kucinich secured the very small minority Moslem support today in his campaign for the presidency. Speaking from the Middle East, he blasted the participation in the war by the western allies.

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Dennis Kucinich Missing and Presumed Tiny

Funny story: Dennis Kucinich Missing and Presumed Tiny

The Presidential Campaign Headquarters of Ohio Rep Dennis Kucinich was found locked and ransacked when staffers returned to work this morning. All damage occurred from about 3 feet high down to the floor. Representative Kucinich was missing - He an...

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CFR Corrupt Bastards Spike Dennis Kucinich's MySpace Page

Funny story: CFR Corrupt Bastards Spike Dennis Kucinich's MySpace Page

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The Internets - While investigating the 2008 Presidential Candidates' websites for news on the 2008 election, I ran across Dennis Kucinich's page. As soon as I arrived at his MySpace page, a window popped up and said t...

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Dennis Kucinich Joins Ron Paul Campaign

Funny story: Dennis Kucinich Joins Ron Paul Campaign

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Dennis Kucinich, after teaming up with Ron Paul to call for the impeachment of Dick Cheney and George W. Bush, decided to join Ron Paul's campaign. Dennis Kucinich and Ron Paul are talking about running togeth...

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Suspicious Package Turns Out to be Dennis Kucinich

Funny story: Suspicious Package Turns Out to be Dennis Kucinich

NEW YORK (Heewack News Network) -- A bomb squad called to investigate a suspicious package spotted near the New York Public Library discovered that the package was actually Democratic presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich.

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Conspiracy against Gravel, Kucinich uncovered

Funny story: Conspiracy against Gravel, Kucinich uncovered

In what is being called the most surprising, infuriating, and exciting news story yet concerning the 2008 US presidential election, a conspiracy has been uncovered which was intended to target democratic presidential candidates Mike Gravel and Dennis...

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Lyndon LaRouche Refuses To Run in 2008, Dubs Dennis Kucinich "The Next Me"

Funny story: Lyndon LaRouche Refuses To Run in 2008, Dubs Dennis Kucinich "The Next Me"

Lyndon LaRouche has run for the U.S. Presidency 63 times, including some years when there was not presidential election. He begin running 43 years before he was born (against Thomas Jefferson) and has in every election since. LaRouche recently anno...

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