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Trump Exits Campaign And The U.S.

Donald Trump, at a hastily called news conference, today announced that he would no longer be a candidate for the GOP presidential nomination. In exiting, the billionaire builder explained, "I only ran for the nomination to have some fun and to pr...

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Denmark Has Developed A Drone That It Says Can Carry A Greyhound Bus

Funny story: Denmark Has Developed A Drone That It Says Can Carry A Greyhound Bus

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - The Danish government has just let the world know that it has just developed a drone that is so powerful that it can actually carry a Greyhound Bus. Denmark's Prime Minister, the very attractive Helle Thorning-Schmidt unveile...

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Helle Thorning-Schmidt Tells Michelle Obama To Stop Being So Darn Jealous

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - Saying that she has kept quiet long enough, Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt has told the world press that Michelle Obama really needs to stop being so darn jealous of her husband's political relationship with her.

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Michelle Obama Tells The President He Better Cancel His Trip To Denmark

Funny story: Michelle Obama Tells The President He Better Cancel His Trip To Denmark

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A White House source is reporting that the First Mama AKA Michelle Obama is pretty much fit to be tied regarding her husband's upcoming trip to Denmark. Mrs. Obama has reportedly told her husband in no uncertain terms that he be...

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Michelle Obama Hits The Roof As She Sees A Text Message To Her Husband From The Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

Funny story: Michelle Obama Hits The Roof As She Sees A Text Message To Her Husband From The Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Word coming out of the White House is that there was a pretty good fireworks display the other night. The light show took place in the Presidential Bedroom. An inside source stated that the first lady saw a text message from Hel...

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President Obama Is Planning A Trip To Denmark - Mrs. Obama Is Reportedly Furious

Funny story: President Obama Is Planning A Trip To Denmark - Mrs. Obama Is Reportedly Furious

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Word coming out of the White House is that President Obama is quite excited about his upcoming trip to Copenhagen, Denmark. The president will be meeting with the Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt who is one very attr...

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Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt Makes A Startling Announcement

Funny story: Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt Makes A Startling Announcement

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - The Danish Prime Minister has enjoyed all of the celebrity attention she has been receiving of late. Helle Thorning-Schmidt has just made a startling admission to the Danish press. She informed them that after she leaves p...

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Costa Rica Is On The Verge of Overtaking Denmark As The World's Top Porn Video Country

Funny story: Costa Rica Is On The Verge of Overtaking Denmark As The World's Top Porn Video Country

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - A representative for the Costa Rican government has informed the world wide press that the little Central American country is on the verge of achieving a world wide distinction. Since 2010, Costa Rica has become a mecca for...

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Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt Admits She Has A Crush On President Obama

Funny story: Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt Admits She Has A Crush On President Obama

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - A U.S. news agency is reporting that it has received word from an inside source that Denmark's Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt has revealed a secret to her hair stylist. American Spotlight Magazine is reporting that the...

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Kim Jong Un Comments About Denmark's Sexy Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Comments About Denmark's Sexy Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

PYONGYANG - North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un spoke to North Korea's national news agency The Rice Paddy. He informed them that he had received a very nice phone call from the Danish prime minister thanking him for the gift of 40 pounds of the fines...

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President Obama Apologizes To His Wife

Funny story: President Obama Apologizes To His Wife

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A White House source has stated that he learned that President Obama recently apologized to Michelle about the rumors regarding Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt. The president and Denmark's prime minister were photog...

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Denmark's Beautiful Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt Denies She's Been Sexting President Obama

Funny story: Denmark's Beautiful Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt Denies She's Been Sexting President Obama

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt has responded to White House reports that allege that she has been sending text messages of a personal nature to President Obama. The very pretty prime minister did admit that she...

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Playboy Asks Denmark's Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt To Appear In A Nude Layout

Funny story: Playboy Asks Denmark's Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt To Appear In A Nude Layout

CHICAGO - Playboy Corporation mogul Hugh Hefner has offered the stunning blonde prime minister of Denmark, Helle Thorning-Schmidt $1.8 million to appear in a nude layout in his magazine. Hefner spoke with reporters and stated that he knows that th...

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Michelle Obama Will Turn 50 Soon & Not Pleased!

Funny story: Michelle Obama Will Turn 50 Soon & Not Pleased!

First lady Michelle Obama will be the guest of honor at a White House dance party next month when she turns "50 and fabulous" but looks more like "50 and frustrated". She's still not all that happy about the Prime Minister of Denmark flirting with...

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Michelle Obama Responds To The Rumors About Her Husband And Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

Funny story: Michelle Obama Responds To The Rumors About Her Husband And Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Michelle Obama was shopping at a local Walmart when she was approached by a reporter with National Focus Magazine. Durango Tucker asked the first lady about the rumors that she is very upset at her husband's flirting with Helle...

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President Obama Asks Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt To Please Stop Texting Him So Much

Funny story: President Obama Asks Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt To Please Stop Texting Him So Much

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama and the prime minister of Denmark, Helle Thorning-Schmidt made headlines all over the world when they were photographed playing footsie at the Nelson Mandela Memorial Eulogy in Johannesburg, South Africa. The att...

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Obama Girls Upset With Dad Over Denmark P.M.

Funny story: Obama Girls Upset With Dad Over Denmark P.M.

It has become obvious that President Obama's daughters, Sasha and Malia, are taking their mother's side over the recent events at the Memorial for Mandela in Africa. According to those close enough to hear, the girls are pretty upset. "He told...

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President Obama Invites Denmark's Sexy Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt To Spend The Christmas Holidays At The White House

Funny story: President Obama Invites Denmark's Sexy Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt To Spend The Christmas Holidays At The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has stated that President Obama was so impressed with the blonde Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt that he has invited her and her husband to the White House for the Christmas holid...

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